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Chief Wiggum probably stinks.
Chief Wiggum probably stinks.
this made me laugh uncontrollably* Maude would smell like chocolate chip cookies, God rest her soul.
Chief Wiggum clearly reeks of grease and sweat!Mr Burns, like old antiques
Chief Wiggum probably stinks.
Officer Lou is my favorite secondary character he is neat and cultured so my opinion he smells nice!My gosh thank you for resurrecting this nearly 10 year old thread. I was losing it this morning, reading every single reply LOL. What a brave topic. Everyone is so creative.
Here's some of mine:
- Ralph Wiggum probably smells like Elmer's glue and cat pee.
- I feel like Sherri and Terri have some type of cheap Justice or Claire's spray that smells like artificial grape flavoring.
- I feel like Skinner smells overwhelmingly of Vitalis hair cream (or whatever products he uses to make his hair look like that) and a dollar store aftershave. I also love someone's theory that he smells like Mother's cooking, that's amazing.
- I totally agree that Marge smells like fresh linen! Maybe a tiny bit of perfume when she goes out.
- Maude would smell like chocolate chip cookies, God rest her soul.
- Honestly; Ned too.^ Maybe more like cinammonny snickerdoodles.
- Most of the characters that drink and smoke a lot would have that trapped in their clothing and have this depressing aroma of cigarette smoke about them. Selma, Patty, Edna, etc.
- I used to like Gil but after last week's episode I HIGHLY doubt Mr Gunderson smells nice. Maybe old dry cleaning at the best.
- CBG would smell like nachos and that plastic scent of Funko Pops and sealed comics IMO.
- I think Disco Stu has an overwhelming shimmery body spray that smells like cotton candy and that annoying cologne smell.
- Since Chalmers's suit is Armani according to a deleted scene, I imagine he smells like old cigars and an equally overpriced cologne like Polo Blue.
- I've seen a lot of mixed opinions on Burns. I say he smells like rubbing alcohol, licorice, menthol, and copper pennies.
- Krusty probably smells like cigarettes and whipped cream. And maybe strawberries .
- I feel like Apu would smell like sandalwood incense and cardamom, and then the secondhand gross 7/11 type fake-hot-dogs-and-cigarettes smell.
- Unlike others, I feel like Homer would smell like beer but in a good comforting sweet way, almost like the smell of a homemade bread or cinammon roll.
- ^Not like Barney who would have an overwhelming whiskey type smell (among other offensive odors).
- I feel like a lot of the more normal-ish characters (Smithers, Lou, Kirk, Lovejoy, etc) and most kids (Lisa, Martin, Bart, etc) don't have any smell associated with them.
- However the teenagers (Jimbo, Shauna, etc) probably overwhlmingly smell like Axe body spray.
- And the squeaky-voiced teen would totally smell like Krustyburger french-fry cooking oil.
I hope I managed to do this in a non-creepy way
I'm not sure Kirk is a tidy character!My gosh thank you for resurrecting this nearly 10 year old thread. I was losing it this morning, reading every single reply LOL. What a brave topic. Everyone is so creative.
Here's some of mine:
- Ralph Wiggum probably smells like Elmer's glue and cat pee.
- I feel like Sherri and Terri have some type of cheap Justice or Claire's spray that smells like artificial grape flavoring.
- I feel like Skinner smells overwhelmingly of Vitalis hair cream (or whatever products he uses to make his hair look like that) and a dollar store aftershave. I also love someone's theory that he smells like Mother's cooking, that's amazing.
- I totally agree that Marge smells like fresh linen! Maybe a tiny bit of perfume when she goes out.
- Maude would smell like chocolate chip cookies, God rest her soul.
- Honestly; Ned too.^ Maybe more like cinammonny snickerdoodles.
- Most of the characters that drink and smoke a lot would have that trapped in their clothing and have this depressing aroma of cigarette smoke about them. Selma, Patty, Edna, etc.
- I used to like Gil but after last week's episode I HIGHLY doubt Mr Gunderson smells nice. Maybe old dry cleaning at the best.
- CBG would smell like nachos and that plastic scent of Funko Pops and sealed comics IMO.
- I think Disco Stu has an overwhelming shimmery body spray that smells like cotton candy and that annoying cologne smell.
- Since Chalmers's suit is Armani according to a deleted scene, I imagine he smells like old cigars and an equally overpriced cologne like Polo Blue.
- I've seen a lot of mixed opinions on Burns. I say he smells like rubbing alcohol, licorice, menthol, and copper pennies.
- Krusty probably smells like cigarettes and whipped cream. And maybe strawberries .
- I feel like Apu would smell like sandalwood incense and cardamom, and then the secondhand gross 7/11 type fake-hot-dogs-and-cigarettes smell.
- Unlike others, I feel like Homer would smell like beer but in a good comforting sweet way, almost like the smell of a homemade bread or cinammon roll.
- ^Not like Barney who would have an overwhelming whiskey type smell (among other offensive odors).
- I feel like a lot of the more normal-ish characters (Smithers, Lou, Kirk, Lovejoy, etc) and most kids (Lisa, Martin, Bart, etc) don't have any smell associated with them.
- However the teenagers (Jimbo, Shauna, etc) probably overwhlmingly smell like Axe body spray.
- And the squeaky-voiced teen would totally smell like Krustyburger french-fry cooking oil.
I hope I managed to do this in a non-creepy way
Go Lou! What kind of nice smell are you thinking of? Clean laundry or something else? I could see a chewing gum type smell maybe.Officer Lou is my favorite secondary character he is neat and cultured so my opinion he smells nice!
LOL, he smells like a cracker factory....jk.I'm not sure Kirk is a tidy character!
Who knew cheeseburgers were stinkyThe comic book vendor clearly reeks of stinky cheeseburgers!
He obviously smells like dignity, but his job at the Cracker Factory has left him with resting cracker smell, he was a big wheel at the factory after allGo Lou! What kind of nice smell are you thinking of? Clean laundry or something else? I could see a chewing gum type smell maybe.
LOL, he smells like a cracker factory....jk.
He smells like dignity.
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Yeah depending on how hard of a time he's having, I could see it being better or worse.
@Kirk Man Shoutin’ As our resident Kirkster I am very curious about your opinion on this important topic.
Forget RBF, Kirk has RCSHe obviously smells like dignity, but his job at the Cracker Factory has left him with resting cracker smell, he was a big wheel at the factory after all
I'm sure Lou smells of fragrant men's perfume as well as shampoo because his hair needs a lot of care I think.Go Lou! What kind of nice smell are you thinking of? Clean laundry or something else? I could see a chewing gum type smell maybe.
LOL, he smells like a cracker factory....jk.
He smells like dignity.
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Yeah depending on how hard of a time he's having, I could see it being better or worse.
@Kirk Man Shoutin’ As our resident Kirkster I am very curious about your opinion on this important topic.
The whole city smelling like cookies sounds amazing, sad they shut it down though, Kirk would be pissed to find that outForget RBF, Kirk has RCS
I'm so glad we got some insight from a trusted source, thank you, and LOL I love that line so much.
Also, after rewatching this clip, I bet the cracker factory peanut-butter room would smell really good.
Slightly related cracker factory story...
For close to 10 years, I lived in Fair Lawn, New Jersey where there was a large Nabisco factory built in 1958!IIRC, they made all the nation's Animal Crackers as well as some of its Ritz and Oreos.I found out firsthand they did not offer tours (when we came in asking for a tour or at least some fresh Oreos, we got kicked out LOL) - but the whole city occasionally smelled like cookies/biscuits. It was a splendid, but as of 2021ish they've shut down and are now gonna be a truck warehouse. Which I doubt will smell as nice.
Also I'm shamelessly bumping this thread because I need to know more people's character smell opinions
LOL. Y'all ever smelled the Eucalyptus one at Bath and Body Works?Idk why but Smithers smells like hand sanitizer
Oof, gross. Very visceral description.Squeaky Voiced Teen smells sickly sweet in the way that working in fast food just permeates your skin and clothes in a really nasty way.
Hey don't forget I said Homer smells llike beer/cinammon rolls! That's my headcanon anyway.Also I really wish this wasn't a thread cause now I'm sure that Homer smells utterly rank and I really didn't need to think about that.
Idk why but Smithers smells like hand sanitizer
Burns apparently has a very old-man smell (or as Smithers puts it, "an enchanting musk") else I'd say he smells like a corpse
Having worked full time in a cinema for nine months I regret to inform you that the ingrained smell isn't much betterI feel like, at best, it's a popcorn smell cuz sometimes he's out working the theater.