Homer At The Bat: Homer chokes on a donut, but survives, so the Springfield Isotopes with the baseball game.
Marge Vs. The Monorail: Homer crashes into a chestnut tree, so Marge states the Monorail was a blunder.
Cape Feare: Bart gets a scary letter, so Jasper gets a date with a crossdressing Grampa.
22 Short Films About Springfield: Bart and Milhouse spit on cars, so Frink tries to fail at introducing his own segment.
Alone Again, Natural Diddly: The family walks towards the Nature Preserve, so Flanders says that he's here every week, rain or shine.
To Surveil with Love: Duffman gives out free Duff merchandise, so the town of Springfield is cast in a British TV show all along.
Simpsorama: Skinner announces a time-capsule will be put for a 1000 years, so Kang and Kodos meet up with Lrrr.. RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8!
Bartless: Bart defaces a children's book, so Wiggum tries to get out Ralph adventuring with a purple crayon.