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    Three Million Posts

    The NHC is going to hit the 3 million post milestone very shortly.

    A board prize will be given to whoever makes the 3 millionth post in NHC history.


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    NHC: 3 million half-assed sarcastic posts and going strong!

    Congrats, @eric
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    How many posts are we on now?
    In order to effect the maximum taste out of food such as a boiled sweet.

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    Nice!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dumb or Dumber? View Post
    How many posts are we on now?
    It says on the bottom of the main page.
    Favorite and least favorite by season
    1. Krusty Gets Busted There’s No Disgrace Like Home 2. Bart Gets an F Dead Putting Society 3. Homer at the Bat Like Father, Like Clown 4. Brother From the Same Planet Krusty Gets Kancelled 5. Cape Feare Lady Bouvier’s Lover 6. Homer Badman Another Simpsons Clip Show 7. King-Size Homer Lisa the Iconoclast 8. Homer’s Enemy El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer 9. Bart Carny The Trouble With Trillions 10. Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo Homer Simpson in: “Kidney Trouble” 11. Guess Who’s Coming to Criticize Dinner? Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder 12. HOMЯ Tennis the Menace 13. Tales From the Public Domain She of Little Faith 14. The Dad Who Knew Too Little Helter Shelter 15. I, Annoyed Grunt)-bot Bart-Mangled Banner 16. A Star is Torn On a Clear Day I Can’t See My Sister 17. My Fair Laddy Bonfire of the Manatees 18. The Haw-Hawed Couple You Kent Always Say What You Want 19. Funeral for a Fiend All About Lisa 20. Gone Maggie Gone The Good, the Sad and the Drugly 21. The Bob Next Door The Color Yellow 22. Donnie Fatso Love is a Many Strangled Thing 23. The Falcon and the D’ohman A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again 24. Hardly Kirk-ing Moonshine River 25. The War of Art What to Expect When Bart’s Expecting 26. Sky Police Let’s Go Fly a Coot 27. Halloween of Horror Lisa With an ‘S’ 28. There Will Be Buds Moho House 29. Springfield Splendor Throw Grampa From the Dane

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    Ooh.

    Stay tuned, kids.

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    Yeah, I'm not getting off this site until we get there. I want 3,000,000!

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    This is quite the milestone for a website! C'mon 3 mil!

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    I bet it'll be Frink. Not that that's bad or anything.

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    $5 says it's gonna be me...

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    I call it.
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    While not humorous, would be cool if someone actually put this in their sig.

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    I'm going to be on here nonstop.

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    That's not any different than a normal day for you.


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    Touché.

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    At first I thought this was a parody of milestone threads, but this is exciting!

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    It'd be so anti-climatic if the person to get the 3 millionth post was a new user who never appears again.

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    @eric is encouraging us to spam.

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    You're all going to get banned doing that and I, the constructive poster, will make the three millionth post.

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    I'm gonna wake up tomorrow morning and see that someone got the 3 millionth post, right under my nose.

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    It's probably gonna be a @Shaunbadia post about rape or something.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Frightened Inmate No. 2 View Post
    It's probably gonna be a @Shaunbadia post about rape or something.
    Or me, talking about my new glasses.

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    As a long time member, this is pretty damn exciting...hoorah board
    I'm just like Krusty!
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    If it wasn't for me, we would have 5,467 less posts on this board.

    You can thank me later.

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    Not to mention my 1,835 posts and Panther's 10,552.

    EDIT: It's pretty cool that I've gotten that many posts in five months. At this rate, I'll have 22,020 posts by 2017. Though that's pretty far off.

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    Hooray, I've contributed .1% of the posts on this message board!

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    So many posts...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jims View Post
    Hooray, I've contributed .1% of the posts on this message board!
    calculate mine I'm too lazy

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    @joe miller

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oh, that's raspberry! View Post
    calculate mine I'm too lazy
    Well, if I have 3,000 posts and am .1%, and you have a little over 3x my post count, then your total percentage would be around...



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