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    Human Centipede 3 will feature a 500+ human centipede

    I saw this just now:
    http://www.totalfilm.com/news/the-hu...uman-centipede
    I have no idea how I sat through the first two (I almost puked and damn near cried during the second one thanks to a distressing scene involving the audio of the villain being molested by his father as a child and shit hitting the camera at one point) but all I can say here is...dear...God


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    Will it charge my iPad and shit in Kyles mouth?

    I haven't seen the movies, but 500 peoples mouths and anus's sewn together. I mean, what in the hell do I say. I'm shocked, disturbed, disgusted, and have a sudden intrigue to watch it just to see the most fucked up thing ever.
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    I'm immune to the whole centipede shtick by now. 500 people just sounds comical, sort of akin to that "1 person it's a tragedy, 100 it's a statistic" thing.

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    I didn't know there was a second one

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    As comical as the first one is, the second one is just...no, just no. There's also a scene in it that I forgot to mention where the villain jerks off with sandpaper.

    You see, there's movies like the SAW series, which do the torture thing well, but that's because I can get on board with the overall story and appreciate the creativeness of some of the traps and the logic behind them. Then you have movies like Human Centipede (And to a lesser extent "Hostle" and various other knock-offs) that fail miserably because any remnant of story or even character development (Another thing that SAW did well with the characters who survived for more than 1 movie, primarily Jigsaw and Amanda Young) is overshadowed by the "Do as much fucked up shit as possible" thing and it...Just. Doesn't. Work!

    The worst thing is that I know damn well I'll end up seeing the 3rd (And thankfully final) Human Centipede movie, out of morbid curiosity.

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    The second Human Centipede movie is some of the most fucked up shit I've ever seen put to film. During the whole second half of the movie, my stomach was furling. I nearly puked. I'm sure I'll be roped into seeing the third one because of my girlfriend but fuck, I don't think it'll top the second one even with a 500+ human centipede.

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    Agreed @Xaiv. After seeing the second one, I can without doubt say that Tom Six is a psychological clusterfuck of a human being that needs to be locked up in a nuthouse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xaiv View Post
    I'm sure I'll be roped into seeing the third one because of my girlfriend
    Umm...maybe you should consider a new girlfriend? Just sayin'.


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    I haven't seen the first two but I agree with @Diversity Pumpkin. That just sounds comical.
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    Better be in color this time. Second one sucked because I couldn't tell the piss and shit from the blood and vomit.
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    Was the second movie in black and white? That's hilarious!

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    Quote Originally Posted by parklife View Post
    this is a shaunbadia thread alright
    It is? Aw, I was expecting something from the legendary @professorfrink!

    Anyway, the idea seems quite comical as others have said, but I'll watch it out of curiosity anyway.
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    The second movie turned me off this series. The first was so ungodly hilarious and twisted it was impossible not to love. The next one though was just fucked up even more, with no comical elements at all, it was just sick, disturbing, and downright terrible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaunbadia View Post
    Thoughts?
    still meh.

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    I still havent seen the first 2.
    I'll watch them soon

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    Damn I never saw the second one but you're all making it sound good.

    Apparently the third one will be set in a concentration camp (just a theory though). Here's some stuff I got off imdb...

    - there will be crohns disease patients in this film
    - there will be "a few ruthless Nazi doctors"
    - 500 Person Centipede
    - "We see an extremely wide angle shot of 500 people attached mouth to anus, holding hands and crying. Suddenly we see CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED"
    - Red Hot barbed wire
    - Rusty staple guns
    - 100% Politically Incorrect
    - Will contain extremely perverted scenes
    - "The girl will need HUGE balls" (Possible transexual?)
    - A lot of *beep*
    - Every bodily fluid possible
    - Flame-throwers used as a form of torture on the Centipede
    - Skinning alive
    - The film will be shot in Saturated Colour, showing all the nastiness
    - Possible live autopsy
    - Cannibalism
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    Quote Originally Posted by iambobdole1 View Post
    Umm...maybe you should consider a new girlfriend? Just sayin'.
    She mainly laughed at the first one and I did too. I have no blueberry fuck of a clue as to why she made me watch the second.

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    I don't get the appeal of these kinds of movies at all. This stuff, and the Saw movies, and stuff like Hostel. There are some concepts and genres that I look at, and say, "I can see why others like this, but it's not for me." But I seriously don't understand why people would enjoy watching movies like these. It's really baffling to me.

    Are there any fans of this genre that can explain the appeal? I'm not asking so I can ridicule, I'm just trying to understand it a little better.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jims View Post
    I don't get the appeal of these kinds of movies at all. This stuff, and the Saw movies, and stuff like Hostel. There are some concepts and genres that I look at, and say, "I can see why others like this, but it's not for me." But I seriously don't understand why people would enjoy watching movies like these. It's really baffling to me.

    Are there any fans of this genre that can explain the appeal? I'm not asking so I can ridicule, I'm just trying to understand it a little better.
    I thought this would be easier to answer, but it's just morbid entertainment. Hostel and The Human Centipede are just really fun films - there's a pleasure in watching something so immoral and disgusting. There's nothing like it in our current society. That sense of... shame you feel when watching such a film and rooting for the killer is a great experience. Also, a lot of the fans are into sadism.

    Saw's nothing like them though. I think people mostly just watch them for the plot and the cool traps, it isn't really focused on gore or anything. I've never squirmed or felt uneasy watching them at least - literally fell asleep during one of the sequels.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knightboat View Post
    Was the second movie in black and white? That's hilarious!
    Yeah, I think it was due to the ratings board. If it had been in color it would have been so unsettling to look at it wouldn't have been released at all.

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    Just like the Kardashians, GO THE FUCK AWAY ALREADY AND DON'T COME BACK! (referring to Human Centipede)


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    wonder if xaiv and his lunatic girlfriend ever watched this together



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