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    The Bar Game

    PROLOGUE:

    It's a stormy day at Moe's Tavern, located in northern Springfield. Homer, Marge, Bart, and even Lisa are disappointed by the very low selection of the beer that Moe has. So, Moe decided to make about 140 new drinks, that use special chemical elements snatched from the never ending halls and toxic lakes of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. However, these drinks can only be accessed through a special method. You have to trade Moe one of your items just to get a drink! Sure, it might make Moe drunk and crazy, but its worth it to get a drink!
    Now, you play in the roles of the people throughout Springfield and try to get enough drinks to fill up the maui in the Simpsons' basement.
    HOW TO PLAY:
    How are we to play this game perhaps? Everyone basically starts out with Dollars, Donuts, and Candy. You are to give that to Moe and you will receive a random item from him (whoever the next poster is). You can end up receiving more than one item, something good, and something bad. I ask that everyone keep up with their inventory, but if you ask nicely, I'll keep up with your inventory for a SHORT period of time. If Moe can't make the item using his materials, you have to wait. "Moe" can only say this phrase three times-or else he'll have to give you one of his items! Shocker! You have $10,000, 50 donuts, and 50 candies at the start, and you can only put in $10 or 1 donut/candy, respectively, at a time. However, note that you can get extra of an item if you give one of your items to another person (i.e, giving away your Loop the Loop to get 5 donuts). In exceptional cases, I will pop in and say that Moe's is closed for a number of hours. This will give you time to organize your inventory-but remember that I'm playing too! You can also get special items-like memorabalia from the Simpsons' house, golden drinks and even layouts for Moe's! You can only get these if you have $1,000,000, and only every one page! Hopefully, this isn't too confusing for you.
    Newcomer's Inventory:
    5 Candies
    5 Donuts
    $10,000
    Let's go!
    "Alright, can you read this out for me?"
    AEIOU
    "Aeeeeeiiiiiioooooooooouuuuuuu..."
    "No, no, no! The letters!"
    "Scratchnsniff, Scratchnsniff, Scratchnsniff..."
    "Hey! Dr. Otto Scratchnsniff, you might have won a million dollars!"
    "Are you married?"
    "GGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"
    "Well, with a temper like that, he'll never!:)"
    .......

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    Just type in *inserts 10 mojo/1 donut/1 candy* and I'll get something.

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    So...I give a candy.

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    You get a Drawbridge margarita (Water+Poison+Red, Green, Blue Paint Splatters)
    Put this in your inventory! You now have 4 candies.
    *inserts $10*

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    @Dobbie has a bar.
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    We have too many games starting with "Ba-"
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    While not humorous, would be cool if someone actually put this in their sig.

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    >retrieve arms

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    Barred for retrieving arms.

    I guess I give a donut.
    Just because I'm stupider than them, they think they're smarter than me!
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    >ride moe like a mechanical bull

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    I fold

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    > first, be the pony. second, trample moe



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