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    SCENE 2

    Ten years later, February 2013.
    Urkel is at his home up in the morning. He’s wearing only his trousers and walks to the kitchen table with the morning paper. He puts on a coffee kettle and reads the paper while it is cooking. He opens the paper and tries to focus on an article, but can’t. He’s too uptight. He sighs.
    Urkel: Guess I’ve got to do it.
    He looks down at the paper. A column makes him snort, so he puts the paper down.
    Urkel: Freaking politics.
    The coffee is now ready. He pours it up in a cup, then walks back to the table. He tries once again to read the paper, but gives up. On the backside of it, he sees an advertisement for fishing equipment. He angrily mutters and throws it in the trashcan.
    Urkel: Fishing. I hate fishing! Just a pure piece of bullshit!
    He walks around with the cup in his hand and keeps rambling.
    Urkel: Ovion, you goddamn idiot! You are so full of shit, you retarded shithead! I let you boss over me and what happens?! You get killed by a stupid penis-sized monster fish!!! It’s like I’m eating the new Clunky Charms-cereal!
    He becomes teary-eyed and kicking stuff in the kitchen around in frustration.
    Urkel: COCKSUCKING SON OF A BITCH!!
    He pants and tries to calm down. He looks at the calendar hanging at the wall. [The camera zooms in at the calendar, and at the date February 12]
    Urkel: What was the time I am supposed to be there now?
    He starts flashbacking to his childhood. He’s wearing his outer clothes and is about to wave goodbye to his mother.
    Urkel’s mom: It’s only 9 ‘o clock, Urkel… Are you sure you are stickleback enough?
    Urkel: Yep! I’m one brisk motherfucker!
    Urkel’s mom: Jesus, Urkel! Watch your language!
    Urkel: Oh, you’re right, let me check if it really was English… Hmmm, maybe it’s Spanish? Or… German? Perhaps it’s Chinese! Or maybe it’s more likely you are full of shit? Just like Divine was in “Pink Flamingos”? You are just waiting, pretty much forever, to let the shit get to you, and then blurt it out! Now, can I go out without you tracking me down to tell me to speak English the non-L. Jackson-way? Thank you.
    Urkel’s mom: Get the hell out of my house!
    Urkel: I’m sorry, I can’t hear you. You threw some shit in my ear, I’ve got to take it out.
    Urkel goes out and the door is slammed quickly.
    Urkel: Always works when reading aloud an essay in school; always works at home.
    The flashback stops.
    Urkel: Man, what was I smoking? Hey, wait a minute. Nine ‘o clock. He died about one and a half hour later.
    He looks at the clock. It’s a few minutes over 10.
    Urkel: Damn. If I’m lucky I might still make it.
    He puts on his outer clothes, opens the door and runs out as fast as possible.
    You're a dolt with the IQ of a peabrain that probably loves lowbrow sitcoms like The Big Bang Theory, Frasier and Seinfeld to not grasp the biting satire and wit of the classic 65 (Rugrats).


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    You never fail to crack me up, @The Egg Council Creep!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Snowpit View Post
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    I can't find it in YouTube, but heck, the whole sequence of the night visit to the Voodoo priest in I walked with a zombie (1943). Really astounding cinematography and hypnotic visuals.

    Actually, the whole movie should serve. There are so many scenes that could fit here.

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    A lot us super-acclaimed "classics" from decades ago dont hold up today, and this is partially true for some of Ingmar Bergmans legendary movies as well. However, the scenes from his movies that do have just as much effect today as they did back then are the existential monologes and dialogues. This scene from his most famous film, The Seventh Seal, perfectly captures the religious anxiety that Im sure all of us, whether religious, agnostic or even atheist, have felt at some point:



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    This properly cracked me up when I first saw it and does everytime since. Jeter is just brilliant in this role, heck, any role!

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    Couldn't find any scenes, so here's the Trailer for Spike Lee's underrated satire on race representation in the modern media, Bamboozled (2000).

    Great film, great Soundtrack.


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    God. Damn.


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    Movie received mixed review, but the story of creation in "Noah" was definitely a visual spectacle and a highlight from the film.
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    Dunno if any of you have ever bothered with the cult classic MAC N ME, but there's a little known Japanese cut of the climax where the kid is straight up shot and killed for no reason. It's bizzare and so out of left field that it's fucking hilarious.


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