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    I once dreamt a full zombie invasion of my school. It was pretty awesome tbf. Also Batman was in it but I can't remember where or why

    Also, I don't know if anyone remembers the Jackie Chan cartoon where he fought demons? I dream I was in that and being chased by werewolf demons, and woke up as I was hid behind a statue with werewolves circling trying to find and eat me
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Spruce Moose View Post
    Also, I don't know if anyone remembers the Jackie Chan cartoon where he fought demons? I dream I was in that and being chased by werewolf demons, and woke up as I was hid behind a statue with werewolves circling trying to find and eat me
    Jackie Chan Adventures? I remember watching that show but other then that, not much else.

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    I once had a dream I was put in charge of Ricardo Montalban's funeral, and I got really nervous because I didn't know anyone who was attending.


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    I was suddenly at my wedding and had no idea or memory of who the bride was, so I did a runner, I jumped out the window and for some reason ended up running down a volcano. Then, on the way back to my car on the 20th floor of the desolate car parking lot two really fat people cornered me, cooked me, and ate me, whilst I watched.







    EDIT: Oh wait, were we supposed to post about weird dreams we've had?


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    After 10+ years I quit smoking. To help, I used the patch which apparently has a side effect of nightmares. I had a dream while on the patch that I was walking down the street at night throwing molitov cocktails through windows of an orphanage while sinisterly laughing. It was extremely visual and I chucked flaming babies into the sewers...

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    Had a Harry Potter dream: was a Hoggwarts student in Professor Sprout's Herbology class: the students went looking for different types of seeds to plant at a garden and I found this seed that looked like a huge peanut.

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    ^ You've reminded me of one I had fairly recently there.

    I was in a Hogwarts class being taught by Professor McGonagall. She was quoting Radiohead lyrics for the entire duration of the lesson. Everybody wrote them down and looked very studious, and after the lesson a fellow student came up to me in the corridor and also began speaking to me in Radiohead lyrics

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    Thank god I'm not the only one who's had McGonagall wet dreams, phew!

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    a dream I was being sexually dominated by a 40 year old i know

    yep.

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    I had a dream that I was roommates with Ted Bundy, only it was setup like a sitcom. He'd come into the place covered in blood and say something like "what a day", followed by canned laughter. It was actually really frightening, but looking back on it it's pretty funny.

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    ^

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    bump.

    last night i had a dream where i was forced to kill someone, or i myself would be murdered. i murdered the person and spent time trying to dispose of the body. the man who told me to commit the murder ends up trying to kill me anyway, so i spend the rest of the dream hiding from the man.

    freaky shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by joe miller View Post
    bump.

    last night i had a dream where i was forced to kill someone, or i myself would be murdered. i murdered the person and spent time trying to dispose of the body. the man who told me to commit the murder ends up trying to kill me anyway, so i spend the rest of the dream hiding from the man.

    freaky shit
    I had a dream somewhat similar to this except the twist turned out to be a close family member was a serial killer and I had to help them kill someone or they would kill me instead.
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    i've actually had quite a bit of dreams where i have died, and it seems weird


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    I can't think of the weirdest dream I've ever had but the ones that bother me are the ones where they don't make sense and I end up talking in my sleep.

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    I have a few recurring dreams that are really scary that I've had for years.

    Have trouble remembering a few off the top of my head, but one of them is basically like Gulliver's travels, but I'M NAKED .
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    I have a recurring dream in which I'm falling.

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    I actually get weird "Deja-Vu" like dreams where I can see the future or atleast a few surroundings or the environment of a split second days or weeks from now. It's somewhat common from what I hear because its like a brain glitch or something.

    The whole subject of dreams and interpretation of dreams a la Freud is really cool.


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    I didn't dream for years & years, but now I have a dream every time I fall asleep. They're usually just me overreacting and being violent about something.

    I had one about lions roaming the streets in a Mayberry style rural town. They'd just menacingly saunter around, occasionally mauling someone and rip them to shreds. Pretty freaky.

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    Two nights ago had a dream where the only thing I remeber from it was the shirt I was wearing. The next day as i'm dressing, I decide to wear that shirt. The day goes as usual except when Im goingback to my place after having dinner at my parents, I rip a giant hole in the elbow of the right sleeve, basically ruining th shirt
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    This morning, I had a weird dream where my parents bedroom was used to teach a college class in for some reason. Female Irvine was standing outside the room drunk and in her underwear...
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    I had this one dream last night where I was walking through this neighborhood, and this guy with dogs all over him started screaming and throwing knives at me.

    Then I had one several years ago where I was able to move things using my mind. Quite cool, actually, except for the part where I was arrested for multiple counts of manslaughter.
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    I always have weird dreams.

    Last night I dreamed that Jontron was making a conference where I lived and then he'd go shopping with a bunch of the people that attended and he'd be his usual funny self.

    But the nicest weird dream I had was when I dreamed I was making a video game and I could be in the game and was able to fly while making the game!

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    The oldest dream I can remember is one where my brother is dressed up as Batman and chasing me around the house and no matter how much I scream for help, no one comes to help me. (My mom was sitting on the couch in the living room reading a book, but we're separated by soundproof glass)
    Very bizarre and it's burned into my memory

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    Bumpity-bump-bump.

    I actually had a very weird and interesting dream last night.

    I dreamed that I had met a nice girl who appeared to be a friendly and pretty blonde. Problem was - I couldn't see her face. She was purposely positioning herself so that I couldn't see her face. I kept repositioning myself in order to see her face, including contorting myself into practically impossible positions, but she kept outsmarting me and I never did get to see it.

    I'm sure it was just a weird dream, but it kind of raised questions for me. Why did that girl keep trying to hide her face from me? Why was I so desperate to see her face? Was that entire dream supposed to be some kind of metaphor?

    It was truly one of the strangest experiences ever.

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    I wonder if this faceless girl was you, @Dobbie.

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    I had a dream that I was a hot dog, and I was being chased by a drum-stick, a twinkie, and Peter Griffin. Yeah, I don't know what I was smoking either.

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    You were eating rotisserie chicken.



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