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    One night I dreampt I was eating my pillow... When I woke up, I discovered my giant marshmallow was missing!



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    ^clever shit

    When I was young, like 5 or so, I had a dream where I was attacked by both ghost Jack-O-Lanterns and anthropomorphic cookies. I was saved by a self-driving truck that drove itself into the cookies. Still no idea what happened to the Jack-O-Lanterns, though.

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    had some pretty messed up dreams in my day, one was where I randomly grew a tail. In the dream tailgrowth wasa somewhat common occurance and there was a tail removal specialist in LA, but there was a 5 week waiting list. At on point I'm at the bar with my friends and I have my tail tucked behind my shirt, then some pretty girls start talking to us and I wag mytail, one of random bar jock laughs at me, so I puch him in the fae and my tail gets all stiff, my fiends then calm me own and compliment my tail
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    Here's one I forgot until now:

    About 4 or 5 years ago, I had my radio alarm clock set to go off at a certain time, but it went off during a dream. In my dream, a giant killer robot was attacking my hometown and all of a sudden, he started to sing "I Shot the Sherriff." Then I woke up.
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    Just once I'd like to have a dream like that.

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    Another dream I had is a day after a hard night of drinking where my friends and I snuck into a military complex and I stole a flame thrower

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    I had a dream that I was searching for Don Henley for some reason. I was in a suburban area, and say a street called The Heart of the Matter Drive. Figured that would be a good place to look. So I went down there, only to find a witch on every lawn. So then I just got the hell out of there, and that's when I woke up.

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    I have a reoccurring dream of my alarm clock going off once a week, or so and I suddenly wake up and it's nowhere near time to get up.

    Okay, it's not weird per say, but it's annoying as hell.
    Well, ya'know if you stay positive and forget about trivial things like "proper characterization," "Satire," and "emotional depth" watching new Simpsons episodes can be a seemingly enjoyable lie.

    I tried watching a new episode the Simpsons, but I realized the show hit a new low, like a brand new, underground parking structure of sadness.


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    I have a LOT of dreams that are like old 1940's movie musicals: lots of dancing, lots of singing...at least, I'm entertained!


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    I just had a dream where me and a bunch of NHCers were going to have a meetup. For some reason, we were meeting on a different planet, and when we were taking the ship back to Earth, a bunch of stuff on the ship started exploding and disintegrating, and I was fearing for my life. Then I learned I was watching some sort of replay monitor, and all that exploded was one engine (which was completely harmless for some reason). So we were descending to Earth, ready to start a party...then my mom woke me up telling me it after noon already.
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    I had a dream reciently where my cat was copying my hand movements and how many fingers I was holding up using his paws. Well, it made perfect sense in my dream...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Financial Panther View Post
    I just had a dream where me and a bunch of NHCers were going to have a meetup. For some reason, we were meeting on a different planet, and when we were taking the ship back to Earth, a bunch of stuff on the ship started exploding and disintegrating, and I was fearing for my life. Then I learned I was watching some sort of replay monitor, and all that exploded was one engine (which was completely harmless for some reason). So we were descending to Earth, ready to start a party...then my mom woke me up telling me it after noon already.
    You must have dreamt that because you always say our names before sleeping.
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    I have a recurring dream where I'm in an antiquated version of my own house, which looks very nice from the outside - but inside it feels extremely sinister, and after exploring, I'm aware there is a decaying corpse somewhere in there, but I'm always far too scared to seek it out.

    Apparently that symbolizes a problem that's not being confronted or something
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    I had a dream that Rick Santorum was kicked to death by Michael Moore. Best. dream. ever.

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    Here's a weird dream I had this morning:

    I dreamt that there were days where I would see a group of naked people walk through town casually, as if it's normal for that to happen. It turned out a nudist fad had sparked among local high schoolers and almost half the high school population was arrested for it (don't get any ideas, high schoolers on here!).

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    Any hot chicks in your dream?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bleedin' Gums Murphy View Post
    Any hot chicks in your dream?
    Yeah... but not too much emphasis on them, surprisingly.

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    Don't guys find most girls hot (if they're not fat)? lol

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    No....?

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    depends on the guy

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    I've witnessed some very ugly girls been referred to as hot before. But I guess the easy ones are always ugly. Some guys will just take what they can get. :P

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    I had a good weird one last night. I dreamed that I was involved in a live-action role play for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, and I was cast as Harry but I wasn't really into it. I was at home, sitting on the couch in full costume, then I looked at the clock and said sarcastically "Well, it's 2:00, I better go kill Lord Voldemort." When I got there, Hogwarts was on fire and everything, just like in the movie, but there weren't any other role players - it was really the characters from the movie, and they were counting on me to save the world. But I was still treating it like a game, and I was still unenthusiastic about it too. And I didn't even have a real wand, just one of those toy ones that lights up. I woke up around the time that Voldemort was challenging me to a duel, and I was wondering how the hell I was expected to win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by joe miller View Post
    depends on the guy
    True. There are a small minority of freaks that find every girl attractive just because they are a girl, rather than the majority of guys. Unless that was some comment about gay guys or something but yeah.

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    basically we all find attractive what we find attractive (obviously). i might find a girl at my school attractive, and other guys might disagree. it doesn't matter (to me at least) if a girl is fat/skinny, tall/short, or anything like that. if i like a girl, i like her.

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    Damn right!

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    my weirdest dream was that i died

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    My younger brother, Todd, was skinning Tyrant and wearing his fur. He was about to skin him again with a knife, but I screamed at him...that's when I woke up and Tyrant was waiting for me to feed him.


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    I once had a dream that me and someone I saw off the telly were driving around the desert in a car with two driving wheels. Suddenly the car broke down and things started to shake. The now in my mind anonymous person I was with suddenly died and casper the friendly ghost came out of him. I was creeped out and ran home (which for some reason was near the desert????) and hide under my bed. That's all I remember. So yeah... pretty weird, scary and kinda funny at the same time.
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