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    weirdest dream you ever had

    the other day i dreamt i hadd to take a big dump and couldnt get to the bathroom in time so i shit where i was and when i looked down there was snooki and kim kardashian

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    Weirdest dream? Well I once dreamt that Betty White had a fist fight with a naked Queen Latifah on a bouncy castle.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bleedin' Gums Murphy View Post
    Weirdest dream? Well I once dreamt that Betty White had a fist fight with a naked Queen Latifah on a bouncy castle.
    Was that a wet dream for you?

    I've had too many to list that are all equally bizarre.

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    Oh Niagra Falls wet we're talking here.

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    that's actually really disturbing. thanks for grossing me out

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    You're welcome mate.

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    Banned for grossing out joe miller.

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    no, seriously, i could have gone my entire life without reading that post.

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    looks like we're going have to turn back time again...

    damn you, miller!
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    This is all a dream. You never saw this. This is all in your mind Joe.

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    thank you guys. what did i miss?

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    Oh hi Joe.

    Well I once dreamt that Betty White had a fist fight with a naked Queen Latifah on a bouncy castle.


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    ...You'll be hearing from my lawyer, Mr Johnnie Cochran.

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    i just had a dream where i pissed off a bunch of representatives of all the major countries and they waged a war on the United States.

    so basically, I've fucked everyone else.

    sorry guys

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    There would be very strained relations between many boarders, then.


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    sorry y'all, i got to learn self-control in my dreams and not to offend people

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    I once had a dream involving chickens playing the piano with their beaks. That's all I remember.

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    He said weird dreams...

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    were they good?

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    Yeah, they were pretty good.

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    Not nearly the weirdest but last night I actually dreamed I and some random woman won a contest to just interview/nerd out on Al Jean which devolved into a Die Hard-esque action movie where the Simpsons studios, inexplicably in the shape of a big tower, were taken over by terrorists.

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    did al jean guest star in your dream as himself?

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    Could the terrorists write better episodes?


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    Damn it why did they kill Osama? He'd have been such a terrific season 24 showrunner


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    Quote Originally Posted by joe miller View Post
    did al jean guest star in your dream as himself?
    I'm trying to remember if he was Simpsonized but I'm pretty sure he wasn't. The terrorists weren't the stereotypical "Libyans" from Back to the Future or anything, but I remember being shot at and living more times than is humanly possible....like I said an action movie.

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    not the libyans!

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    ^exactly

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    i dreamt that for community service we went to what i thought was the developmental center, but it was way different. there were these beings that couldn't do anything for themselves, called the retards. they were shaped like mr krabs from spongebob but their skin texture was like that of a cabbage patch doll. we put food in their mouths and they chewed on them. i fell asleep watching road to north pole and they also reminded me of the inbred elves.

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    What the fuck, man.

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    I know, atleast my dream had sex appeal as well as being weird!

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