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    Let's Post some The Cleveland Show one-liners

    I got nothin'.
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    "This show sucks." *click*
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    Cleveland: *farts*

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    The question is, how much more un-quotable could The Cleveland Show be? And the answer is none, none more un-quotable

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    What's the appeal of The Cleveland Show? Is it really nothing more than Family Guy, but with all the main characters black? On the same lines, how has it managed to get more seasons?
    Poochie needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine

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    FOX kept ordering seasons early to ensure they'd have more/keep Seth happy (Wikipedia tells me season 2 was ordered before the first season had even started). Considering the ratings, though, it wouldn't be surprising to me if it was gone after this coming season.

    EDIT: Never mind, it looks like they already ordered a season 4. How is this piece of shit already matching (original) Futurama in seasons?

    I watched the first few minutes of the pilot and then shut it off. So fucking bad.

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    poop

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    Season 4? Yikes...

    ... and that Flintstones reboot McFarlane is doing will most likely once again, be another show with the basic characters from family guy

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    Well, the Flintstones basically were the characters from Family Guy, right?

    The problem with The Cleveland Show is that it's showrun by Mike Henry who is painfully unfunny. As long as Seth picks someone with talent to run his shows, they have potential. See American Dad, whose showrunners were responsible for some of the better episodes of original Family Guy

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    I managed to make it through the pilot episode

    the writers discovered they don't even have to have a character be in the same room to make a put-down

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    Another problem with The Cleveland Show is that it centers on one of the worst and most boring characters on Family Guy. Which is saying a lot.

    Once some guy I was hanging out with made our friend and I watch a "funny" YouTube video of Kanye West and the fat kid on The Cleveland Show engaging in a rap battle. God it was painful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DotheBartman View Post
    Another problem with The Cleveland Show is that it centers on one of the worst and most boring characters on Family Guy.
    I thought that was a good idea since they could take a character we know nothing about and flesh him out into something new. But they managed to make him even more generic and boring.

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    "Good lord what have I done with my life I wish I had died on that plane on 9/11"

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    Cleveland was always the most bizarre choice for a spinoff... not that anyone else is better, but you could at least get some mileage out of Quagmire. I assume Cleveland was picked as he was one of the few major characters not voiced by MacFarlane.

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    The only joke I remember liking from this show at all was that men's warehouse(I think) commercial where Cleveland basically was the guy from the actual commercial so that I guess...

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    to be totally fair to the show, the theme song is catchy as all fuck

    only positive aspect

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    The Cleveland Show gets good ratings.

    What do you think they put in the Bug Juice?
    Bugs?
    No they don't. Come on...shut up.

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    So did 9/11.

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    irvine_11: "The Cleveland Show is on? Time for my 30 minute nap."
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    "Hey Everybod... Oh fuck it, I don't know why I keep doing this show and acting like a black Peter Griffin; I used to have character back then..."

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    "oh, so you're assuming I'm ____ because i'm BLACK"

    Any character in Cleveland's family

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    Does anyone who doesn't watch The Cleveland Show (aka all of us) miss him on Family Guy? Why couldn't they just take like a "parallel universe" approach with this spinoff and still keep him on Family Guy...

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    ''I may not walk so a child may live''

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    I don't know if anybody cares but Hank Azaria had a cameo playing Comic Book Guy in the episode "Hot Cocoa Bang Bang". Um... and that's a real title, and I'm telling the truth.


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    Yeah I remember we kinda discussed it when that episode originally aired...

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    The Cleveland Show may be boring as fuck, but at the very least it entertains me more than The Simpsons do these days (despite someone like DoTheBartman disagreeing with me big time).

    Quote Originally Posted by Brodie View Post
    to be totally fair to the show, the theme song is catchy as all fuck

    only positive aspect
    That, AND it's better than The Simpsons nowadays IMO.

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    The Simpsons (which I haven't watched in a while) is still probably better than The Cleveland Show, but the only real reason I would tend to object to that statement is that it's a shit vs. poop distinction.

    With so many comedies to choose from on television, someone who uses the "well, it's better than The Simpsons is nowadays" excuse should really consider watching something other than cartoons once in a while. Or even just some cartoons that don't air on the FOX network.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Flimpsons View Post
    Does anyone who doesn't watch The Cleveland Show (aka all of us) miss him on Family Guy? Why couldn't they just take like a "parallel universe" approach with this spinoff and still keep him on Family Guy...
    I have to agree, Family Guy just doesn't feel the same without Cleveland in it; although those gags would return, you know the ones I mean right...

    Anyway, nobody watched the Cleveland Show, I watched a few episode and I have no found incentive to keep on watching; It just feels like a weak spinoff of Family Guy but with all of the trappings intact and all of the characters black. I'm going to take a guess and say the only reason they keep on renewing it is for syndication purposes; a series like this would sell alot on CW stations and a few Fox stations.

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    I actually like TCS. Cleveland, Rallo and Holt are the best characters on it.

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    Cleveland: "I will...AND THIS AIN'T NO JOEY YOU ONE NOTE FUCK!"
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