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    What?! Upon my chain you surely do yank!

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    I promise I won't get my son a gun for Christmas.


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    "The bomb is disarmed!"

    That's what I'm gonna say when I disarm the bomb!

    ROGER!

    "The arm is disbombed!"

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    Why did we have to come to a Burger King to read the map?


    Because the economics of televison have changed, Steve.


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    Without guns I'd still be in a wheelchair. Guns heal the sick!

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    Klaus: Ooh, he shut you down! What are you gonna do, cry?

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    You go ahead. I think I'll stay here and think about how I almost killed a baby.

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    Roger: (after singing a two-minute ballad) Well that didn't solve anything. Guess I'll just go out and get hammered.

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    When were you gonna tell me you were part of the Illuminutty?

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    @Swoony your just a poser and dont tell me
    your not cause i can read you like a fucking book.


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    Mommy's smoking, honey. Go outside and play in the dark.

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    Okay, you're free to go. Spread your legs and fly. You are some of the best ho's I've ever had. It's true. It's true. Look at me... Look at me... you are. Daniela, I was tougher on you than all the rest, but that's because I believed in you. And now look, you have become... one of the skankiest ho's... I have ever had the privilege to throw out of a moving car. Now go... go. They're gonna be okay. They're gonna be okay.

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    I have the keys you stupid biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!!!

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    Look, I'm sorry about the room, babe, I don't have a lot of scratch right now. But once we get to Mexico--

    Jeff, I don't want to go to Mexico. Okay, that's your plan. We need a plan we can both be excited about.

    A new plan? New Mexico!

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    No, tonight, we're gonna find out Who Shot Mr. Burns! What? Fifteen years ago? Who was it? Really, the baby? Huhh... I want a baby.

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    Ooh, I'm gonna get my tools! Right after I do a flip! No I'm not gonna do it, I'm actually gonna get off the bed really carefully.

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    Francine: Stan, what happened? Why are you covered in blood?

    Stan: Uh... I sat next to Courtney Love on the bus and she sneezed.



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