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    Bender: Don't worry guys, I'll never be too good or too evil again. From
    now on, I'll just be me.
    Leela: Uh, do you think you could be just little less evil than that?
    "If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?"

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    "I hate the people who love me, and they hate me"

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    This is ancient Earth's most foolish program. Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?
    Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, ten fingers, two nipples, a butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I've just described to you the Loch Ness Monster. And the reward for its capture? All the riches in Scotland. So I have one question: why are you here?

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    Dearest, meet Bender. He's a robot in the body of a Chinese Martian physicist.

    How tedious

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    "Of all the friends I've had... You're the first"

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    Thank you, thank you so much. You know through all my ups and downs, I always thought the most important thing in life was to win an Oscar. But tonight I realized what's really important is to win two Oscars!

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    I'm beginning to think there'll be no forced mating at all.

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    Professor: Now that you’re our new employees, I’d like you to have a look at our commercial. I paid to have it aired during the Super Bowl.
    Fry: Wow
    Professor: Not on the same channel, of course…

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    Ah, Wade Boggs, goes down smooth.

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    "If robosexual marriage is legalized imagine all of the bad things that will happen, then imagine we said those things... because we couldn't think of any."

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    Say, speaking of whatever the hell you just said, I need to make a cell phone telephone call. Can I borrow your cell phone telephone?

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    People are trying to have emotions!

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    Leela:"Did you really think you would need all of this stuff in the afterlife?"
    Bender:"Please, if I really thought I had to live a whole other life after this one I'd kill myself right now."

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    Thank you. That song doesn't usually last three hours, but we got into a serious thing. And then I forgot how it ended.
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    You're with me now. This is the maximum level of being with me!

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    What fevered dream is this that bids to tear this company in twain?

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    Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir

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    "Oh. Your. God."

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    Hermes: Scram you lousy green snakes! Here Leela, take this and use it to shoot those guys.
    Leela: Right! If they try to look in the box.
    Hermes: Whatever
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    "Jesus, please help us!"
    "I only help those who help themselves!"
    "I'll die before I surrender,Tim."

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    "I'll find Fry's coffin, get his corpse, and keep it under my mattress to remind me that he's really dead. That'll prove I'm not insane!"

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    Hooray, a happy ending for the rich people!

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    Fry: This is awesome! Are we gonna fly through space fighting monsters and teaching alien women to love?
    Professor Farnsworth: If by that you mean transporting cargo, then yes!

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    why'd you open your bonghole, you smelly hippie? you'd sacrifice a beautiful woman to save this moderately attractive monkey? you must have smoked some bad granola.

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    Leela: Now, bees communicate by dancing

    Fry: Like my parents! Oh wait, that was hitting.

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    YOUR GRANNY CAN GO TO HELL!!!

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    Stop exploding, you cowards!

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    We thought you only cared about cans of anchovies and stuffy old songs about buttocks

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    i can wire anything directly into anything! i'm the professor!
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    i was going though deleted scenes when i saw the lead singer of the who saying shut the fuck up marge

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    What's the matter, private? Tent got your tongue? Hehe, tent got your tongue. Kiff, write that down and send it to "Humor in Uniform".



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