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    style and comfort for the discriminating crotch

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    If a dude tried to cum on my face I would remove his testicles.

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    It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?

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    I've Not heard of them.

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    brannigan: have the boy lay out my formal shorts.
    kif: the boy sir?
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    i was going though deleted scenes when i saw the lead singer of the who saying shut the fuck up marge

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    NO! NO!

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    So let me get this straight. Does anyone here not have amnesia?
    Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, ten fingers, two nipples, a butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I've just described to you the Loch Ness Monster. And the reward for its capture? All the riches in Scotland. So I have one question: why are you here?

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    Odelay is a word; just look it up in the Becktionary.

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    Kittens give Morbo gas.
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    I broke your television!

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    Surgery in an opera? How wonderfully decadent!
    We got no food, we got no jobs, our PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!

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    war were declared

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    And this Ham Gum is all BONES!

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    If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

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    This isn't a war. It's a murder.

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    iHawk: I'd love to, but first I have to perform surgery

    Zoidberg: That's my joke! I'LL KILL YOU!

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    You smell like smokinnggg...
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    Zoidberg: My home!! It burned down!! How did this happen!?
    Hermes: That's a very good question!
    Bender: Oh there's where I left my cigar.
    Hermes: That just raises further questions!!

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    Atlanta was a city, landlocked, hundreds of miles from the area we now call the Atlantic Ocean. Yet so desperate the city's desire for tourism, that they moved offshore, becoming an island, and an even bigger Delta hub. Until the city overdeveloped, and began to sink. Knowing their fate, the quality people ran away. Ted Turner, Hank Aaron, Jeff Foxworthy, the man who invented Coca Cola, the magician, and the other so-called gods of our legends. Though gods they were - and also, Jane Fonda was there - the others chose to stay behind in their porches with their rifles, and in time evolved into mermaids, and sing and dance, and ring in the new.

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    This Toads the Wet Sprocket!

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    kif: i just hope they like me.
    brannigan: why wouldn't they? i know, timid, meek, uninteresting. spare me your tedious life story kif.

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    way to overact, zoidberg

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    I can see where that would be an advantage...Do you take cash?

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    "Clever things make people feel stupid and unexpected things make them feel scared."
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    You people and your slight differences disgust me. I'm going home.



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