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    I don't recall every fighting Godzilla. But that is so what I would've done.

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    What should we do with her?

    Throw her in the brig.

    We don't have a brig.

    Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as "the brig".

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    "Foreigners killed our god! Many words of disapproval!"

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    "There's a party in my mouth and everyones throwing up".

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    What, you didn't read the pamphlet? Ultimate Robot Fighting's a scam, kid. It's rigged. It's a secret, so keep it under your head, but the most popular robot always wins.
    You mean I'm not a great fighter? I just won 'cause I'm popular?
    Bingo!
    Woo-hoo! I'm popular!
    In fact, you're more than popular, you're pure lowest common denominator.
    Go Bender! Go Bender! Go Bender!

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    Sure, why not!

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    Get your commemorative turkey basters!

    Yo, hook me up. My turkey is dry and I've tried everything.

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    May you bounce in peace.

    Get the hell off my planet.

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    Nibbloinans ATTACK!!

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    Goodnight, you princes of Maine, you kings of New New England

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    here's something. it looks like a ditch full of fried shrimp!

    what are you, blind? it looks more like a hole full of fried prawns.


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    you see, that fossil was made of dolomite; the tough, black mineral that won't cop out when there's heat all about!!


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    belay that parcheesi tournament!

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    THIS IS SUCH A SHOCK AFTER 13 YEARS!

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    "You mean the breakfast club sandwich."

    You're BoJack Horseman, no cure for that.

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    HAHAHA FAN BEATS MAN

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    now, my caddy chauffeur informs me that a bank is a place where people put money that is improperly invested. therefore, robbing a bank is tantamount to that most heinous of crimes: theft of money.

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    Jam a bastard in it, you crap!

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    things were bad, but now they're good; FOREVER



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