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    Futurama Quote of the Day Thread

    Nibbler: (on telephone) I hereby place an order for one cheese pizza.
    Mr. Panucci: One pie, nothing good on it. Name?
    Nibbler: I period C period Wiener.
    Mr. Panucci: Uh, talk a little louder. It sounds like you got some kinda tiny head on ya or somethin'.

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    Lol. Great quote, NFC.

    Bender: B-E-N-D-E-R. Beeeeender!

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    Fry: First person on Mars? I should have been the first person on Mars! He stole my clover, he stole my name and he stole my life! (Fry punches the statue) And now he broke my hand
    Bender: His legend lives on!
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    Kiff: Captain, may I have a word with, sir?
    Brannigan: NO.
    Kiff: It's an emergency, sir!
    Brannigan: Come back when it's a catastrophe...
    (ship violently rumbles, shakes)
    Brannigan: ...ugh, very well.

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    Professor Farnsworth: Ohh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. "I'm My Own Grandfather"!, let's just steal the damn dish and get out of here!; screw history!
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    Leela: "Fry, stop. I don't wanna hurt you, but there is absolutely positively no way that you and I will ever, ever" (time jump)
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    This really isn't a discussion... nor is it even a game... nor is it even an "of the day" since people just post here multiple times a day apparently.

    If you want to talk about your favorite quotes, fine start a thread about WHY they're your favorites. If you just want to read Futurama quotes, there are websites devoted to that.
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