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    i will not insult family guy

    i will not eat the gum under my chair

    i will not impersanit another student

    i dont want to be in another really bad video game

    i will not make anyone eat my shorts

    i will not tamper with school security agin

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    "I will not watch family guy"
    "I will not watch family guy"
    Yer good chalkboard gag, I'd like to see that there.

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    "But it's on Wikipedia!" isn't an excuse...

    There has to be snow on a "Snow day"...

    I am not the webmaster of Teacher's Myspace Page...

    Homerwork is not carbs...
    Well, ya'know if you stay positive and forget about trivial things like "proper characterization," "Satire," and "emotional depth" watching new Simpsons episodes can be a seemingly enjoyable lie.

    I tried watching a new episode the Simpsons, but I realized the show hit a new low, like a brand new, underground parking structure of sadness.

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    Ralph is not a Hindu god

    Al Jean is not behind this

    Sesamie Street is not appropiate for minors

    My Dad was never in a movie


    Oh man. Oh god. Oh man. Oh god. Oh man. Oh god. Oh man. Oh god. Oh man. Oh god. Oh man. Oh god. Oh man. Oh god.

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    Knowing is more than half the battle...

    Detention isn't an After School Special...

    Viagra isn't a vitamin or mineral...
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    I will not write "Gullible" on the ceiling.

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    "I will not waste the school's stationary"
    "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones... sticks and stones of such condensed masses of energy that they will be capable of crushing whole cities. This is thanks to a unique fussion system that I am currently developing." -addendum to commonly misquoted quote. Albert Einstein: A Life (Penguin, 1908)

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    Homosexuality is not an after-school project

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    Nobody's thinking Arbys...

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    Our teacher is not the devil in discuise.

    Oh yeah, and I can't get to the Homerize thing, could someone give me a direct link?
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    I will not "Accidently" fall out the classroom window...

    I will not mess with Willie's grass... (Bart snickers)

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    THIS IS NOT SPARTA...
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    The Trojan Horse was not made of Latex...

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    That's not Mama Luigi to you, Mario...
    Critics are raving over Maggie's Toilet Training!
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    Maggie's toilet training is the smash hit fan-fic of the season! Bravo!
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    iMuy Excellente! This has really been capturing the feel of classic Simpsons wackyness!

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    Life is not like a box of chocolates...

    Worst. Signature. Ever.

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    4th grade is not life in hell.

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    Woodstock was not "a supply of wood ready for sale"...

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    calmer than you are

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    *I won't tease Willie with a liquor bottle
    *I will not superglue the teachers' seat
    *I do not have Jaundice
    *I should not use "Abortion" as a punchline
    *The correct spelling is "Douchebag" ( la Monty Pythons' Life Of Brian)

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    I will listen when someone says "Don't tase me, bro!"...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jake
    I sticked this, as this a general enough fan-fiction topic.

    Anyway, here's some I did from 1998:

    I am not an innocent bystander...
    I will not invent gods...
    I will not turn show and tell into truth or dare...
    I will not demand a happy ending...
    The Answer is not always 42...
    I @m not @n internet addict.com...
    Goldfish and Alka Seltzer don't mix...
    I will not demand that we "Nuke'em!"
    German is not "Bad Language"...
    I am not a human vending machine...
    I am not on candid camera...
    I will not whisper sweet nothings to no one...
    My gas is my own business...

    Jake
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    There are no Pink People Out There
    There are no Pink People Out There
    There are no Pink People Out There
    There Are no Pi...

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    I will not ask matt groening for a pay rise....ever
    FOX are not out to get me
    NHC does not want me around
    i will not create a nerd bullying cult
    NyQuil, we love you! you giant fucking Q!

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    Well i had about 10 but theve all been used
    only one's ive got left is:
    I can not slam a revolving door
    I can not kill two birds with one stone
    I will not talk about fight club
    And you can see why they havent been taken!
    "Er, excuse me. No banging your head on the display case, please. It contains a very rare "Mary Worth" in which she has advised a friend to commit suicide. Thank you."

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    I won't trade my teacher's cigarettes with joints.
    Ooooh, that sounded like an order . . .



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    i will not continue to destroy the show that made me famous



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