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    I will not hack Xbox Live

    New seasons are not dumb

    I will not trade Runescape Accounts (if you don't get it, its illegal to trade accounts of a game called "Runescape" and since some people do it, I decided to add that in)

    Matt Groening is not gay

    This is not the worst episode ever

    Lying is for whimps

    I will not sell my dad on Ebay (there is the kidney one but I had to had to add that)
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    Oh man. Oh god. Oh man. Oh god. Oh man. Oh god. Oh man. Oh god. Oh man. Oh god. Oh man. Oh god. Oh man. Oh god.

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    the shovel was never considered groundbreaking technology
    I will not rest until I am a writer for the Simpsons Movie 2.

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    even more :P

    I do not torture people for $50,000 in Slovakia

    Disco is not dead

    Satan did not possess me

    My Dad is not Tony Soprano

    My mom did not pose for Maxim!

    The Simpsons is not a real show

    I am not a God among men (F.E.A.R reference)

    I will not use internet speech when writing a test

    Kent Brockman is not dumbing down and tarting up

    Butt Wars is not a career choice

    I will not invite Fat Tony to class

    Napoleon Dynamite is not our president
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    bowie is not pronounced bauwie

    stale malamar is not a 3rd source of class desk

    i did not let the dogs out

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    I will not be bad for the 400th time (for YKASWYW)

    sorry that was really crap wasn't it.

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    My hair is not connected to my skelton.

    I am not the great Landini's discliple.

    A tomato is not a vegtable.

    Eye before Eee, except after see

    Snitch does not rhyme with ANYTHING.

    I will not blame my dad for eating my homework

    I WILL NOT WRITE IN CAPITALS

    My sister is not a starfish.

    TXT MSSAGES R NOT PROPR GRAMMA
    A response to the YouTube video, 'Family Guy Steals From The Simpsons' - Funniest thing I've ever read.
    If you guys didn't notice, Family Guy was produced by the same person that made the Simpsons.
    You can't steal from yourself, therefore, Family Guy can't steal from the Simpsons

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    last but not least, another one I thought of:

    I did not open the gate to Hell (Doom 3 reference)

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    Exclamation

    here's a good gag:i will not say shove it to the teacher!
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    I got one.
    I WILL NOT COME UP WITH LAME CHALKBOARD JOKES AND POST THEM ON A MESSAGEBOARD

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    I know I will not grew up for at least one more year. (As in, one more season)

    I never appeared in the big screen.

    'Don't Try This At Home' warnings are also applicable on school.

    I will not say that my sister won't become the President of United States.

    I will not order a golem to use Principal as a yo-yo.

    'Manga' references are a big no-no.

    I CAN speak English.

    I wlil not agranam aytninhg in my lfie eevr aiagn

    This detention is not famous

    I will not ask why our latest adventure felt so long. (Simpsons the Movie reference)

    I will not be mad if someone reminded me I skateboard naked.

    Prank-calling Jack Bauer is suicidal.

    I will not plan to destroy Shelbyville without telling the plans to the mayor.

    I will not google myself.

    If I did google myself, I won't brag that I got three million hits.

    I. Will. Not. Use. A. Period. After. Every. Word.

    Putting my hand into the paper shredder is not healthy.

    Making 1:1 scale guillotine is not an acceptable science project.

    I will not say 'I will not.'

    Vegetarians are not freaks.

    Violence is not the answer.

    Heroes always win.

    The good side will prevail against darkness.

    I will stop saying the opposite of cliches.

    I will never spoil the contents of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

    I don't know Matt Groening.

    If I'm not a 32 year old woman, I am not older than 32.

    I realize that 22 times 20 minutes is not the same as a year. (A season has about 22 20-minutes long episodes, right?)

    I am not a cute little girl my nick claimed to be.

    I will not abuse the internet access I got.

    'Fxxx' is still one of the seven things you couldn't say on TV.

    'Eat my shorts' is my trademark that I say whenever I do mischief, not Martin's.

    I am not a genius with the I.Q. of 216.

    I will not put swearing words into 'Christmas Carol.'

    Clown-eating car is a myth.

    I will not run before the bell ri (Bart leaves, the bell is not ringing)

    My baby sister did not shoot my dad's boss.

    If 'a dog eat my homework' is a lame excuse, so is 'my mom cooked my homework.'

    I will not be amazed that I keep getting this detention for so many years.

    I will not say 'screw it' every time I disagree with something.

    I will not read to Wendell 'The Shining.'

    I will not mention that the previous two detentions rhymes.

    I will not keep a yogurt under my chair for months and then showed it.

    I will not argue with blind faith.

    I will stop asking questions about the Bible to my History teacher.

    Scotlandians are not scary.

    I will never say racist jokes.

    I will also never say lawyer jokes.

    I will never say racist lawyer jokes.

    I will not mock any religions except Is (Bart runs)

    Jesus is not an evil dancing man.

    I am not dead. (Zombie Bart writes this)

    I will stop saying 'May the force be with you.'

    I will not use 'we were on a BREAK!' as an excuse.

    I realize McDonald is copyrighted.

    There is nothing special with the pink donut. (The donut on the movie poster)

    There is no cartoon that parodied my detention.

    Teeth fairy did not steal kid's homeworks.

    I will never again pull Santa's beard.

    Sorry if this was too long.

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    I will not say, "FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! Heh heh".

    Don't ask me if O.J. did it.

    If pro-wrestling is fixed then I'm Bart Simpson.

    Touching yourself DOESN'T make you go blind.

    The film "The ring" has nothing to do with the Xbox 360's red ring of death.

    Buythedvdandfreezeframeitifyouwanttomakeoutwhatthissays.

    I will NOT get laid in the movie.

    Homer's ass is NOT a better shield than Comic book guy's.

    Anyone that stared at my penis when Homer dared me to skateboard nude is a phedophille.
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    How to remaster

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    The second chalkboard, 'r0088i55sh' means 'rubbish'

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    Pantsing is not a victimless crime

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    I dreamed of surfboarders killing mad clowns. Am I mad?

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    I have no idea about what happened to Baby Jane

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    If I borrow, I must give back
    If I borrow, I mus--

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    'Happy Days' theme song is not teacher's favorite song

    Throwing a dead cat in a graveyard doesn't cure wart

    I will not write my name on other's underwear

    Viagra or Cialis is not a cure for chicken pox
    calmer than you are

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    (I not sending you a text message.)

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    I shall, in accordance with the directive given by my instructor, Ms. Edna Krabappel, endeavor to express myself with an emphasis on conciseness and brevity, all the while avoiding a tendency towards excessive verbosity.

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    My hair is not connected to my flesh
    Milhouse's parents are not siblings
    The world will not end tomorrow
    I will not post lame chalk board gags
    Mike Scully was a good showrunner
    Al Jean does not rule the Earth
    My yellow skin is not a disease
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    I will tie my own shoelaces.

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    I'm not the Lizard King, the Eggman, or the Walrus

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    I did not hear what the teachers said about Principle Skinner

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    " 'you think that's bad, what about the time I' is not an acceptable appology"

    "Scully did it"

    "I will use the whiteboard"

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    Quote Originally Posted by toanoradian

    Where/how did you get those?

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    I will not poison the teacher's coffee.

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    By the way, starman-the-iconoclast, I got this from Homerize.net.

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    I will not say "Lock & Load" at the begining of every class.

    I will not exploit the teachers Arachnophobia.


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    Quote Originally Posted by toanoradian



    By the way, starman-the-iconoclast, I got this from Homerize.net.
    thanks



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