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    Found this old relic whilst digging deeper into this website.

    Originally posted by Monsterland Buddies

    Dedicated to my eternal hatred of Sherri and Terri, this episode’s called Mmm... Sherri and Terri. And no, it’s not a ToH segment, it’s a canon episode. Enjoy.

    Sherri and Terri: Lisa has a big butt! Lisa has a big butt!

    Lisa: Shut up! I do not!

    Terri: Oh no! Don’t make Lisa mad!

    Sherri: She might crush us all with her giant butt!

    Willie: Shut up you! Stop teasing the big-bottomed lass! She's just as God made her, plump as a Christmas goose.

    (Later, at the Simpsons house...)

    Lisa: Dad, the kids at school said my butt's big.

    Homer: Hmmmm.....

    (Meanwhile, at night, Sherri and Terri are sleeping in bed. Suddenly, they hear a chainsaw starting up. They wake up and look at the door of their room. Homer, wearing a mask and wielding a chainsaw, kicks down the door and rushes inside the room.)

    Homer: RAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!

    Sherri and Terri: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

    Homer: (says it while swiping his chainsaw at the twins, killing them) HOMER MAD!

    (The next day, Homer is using the twin’s corpses to make food for his upcoming barbecue. He sharpens his two knifes against each other. Then he puts one of Sherri’s feet on the cutting board and starts cutting off her toes. Homer lights the flame on the stove and then slices up an onion. He then pushes the chopped onion into the frying pan. He grabs Terri’s corpse, holds it over a bowl, and starts scraping her head with a cheese grater. Homer stirs a pot and then sips some of the contents to see how it tastes, then he adds eyelashes to the pot. Then he uses a screwdriver to screw into Terri’s ear, then pulls it out, drops her corpse and drips the pink stuff on the screwdriver all over the mixture in a bowl. He then uses a wrench to pull out one of Sherri’s teeth and places it on top of a chocolate cupcake. Homer then starts tossing dough made of some of Sherri and Terri’s body parts and starts spreading it out on the table. Then he starts frying bits of Sherri and Terri and adds cuts some fingers off from their corpses to add to the bits. Eventually, his spread is complete and then the doorbell rings. He answers it and sees everyone he invited. Homer lets them in and brings them to the backyard, where everything has been set up. The guests take their seats and begin eating their food, made out of Sherri and Terri’s corpses. While this is happening, Homer puts up a piece of paper reading that he plans to pitch his idea of Sherri and Terri-made food to big restaurant companies so they can sell it. Then he gets a Duff Beer and drinks it in satisfaction.)

    The End

    More like The End of Sherri and Terri! Am I right?

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    Dude, stop making your alts obvious.

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    Somebody should just ban his IP address. This is annoying and that story was super gross. Please get professional help, Monsterland Buddies,
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    I don’t think they can put that episode on Disney+
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    Quote Originally Posted by GlitterCat View Post
    Somebody should just ban his IP address. This is annoying and that story was super gross. Please get professional help, Monsterland Buddies,
    I do not need professional help. How many times must I tell you that this was inspired by Treehouse of Horror?! Sorry, but it seems like you’re the one who needs professional help. You should blame the writers for that Mmm... Homer segment, not me.

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    Also, the only reason I keep coming back is to apologise. Now if the mods can just stop spamming the ban hammer and let me deliver a sincere apology for the whole “transphobia” thing, then we can all just move on.

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    “now if only the mods would stop doing their jobs”

    maybe you should take the hint

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    Quote Originally Posted by Two-Bit View Post
    “now if only the mods would stop doing their jobs”

    maybe you should take the hint
    I never said that they should stop doing their jobs. I just want them to stop banning me for just one moment so I can deliver my apology. Then they can decide on what to do with me.

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    Until then I am waiting for them to show up so I can deliver the apology.

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    don’t quote me

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    It's a reply, dude. Now, where are the mods? I want them here so I can apologise for my past crimes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Miller View Post
    Now if the mods can just stop spamming the ban hammer
    Would be nice if you could stop spamming your hatred for Sherri and Terri.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Road Rage View Post
    Would be nice if you could stop spamming your hatred for Sherri and Terri.
    That I can guarantee. I still need to apologise for the infamous "transphobia" incident. But I need to know if all the mods are here so I can deliver it.

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    i hate barry and jerry

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    Okay.


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    thanks for understanding

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