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    Jerry Rude questionnaire






    1. How many times a day do you go to the can?




    2. How long is your wiener? Seriously.




    3. When was your first gay experience?




    4. Um, ever murder anybody?




    5. I've heard you're a pretty flatulent guy. Any comment on that?

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    1. How many times a day do you go to the can?

    To pee, maybe three times? To poop, usually every other day.

    2. How long is your wiener? Seriously.

    I’ve never actually measured it, but I think it’s about average. It curves to the right, which would make it hard to measure.

    3. When was your first gay experience?

    9/24/16

    4. Um, ever murder anybody?

    Nope. Guns are too loud for me.

    5. I've heard you're a pretty flatulent guy. Any comment on that?[/QUOTE]

    Nothing like lettin’ her rip so everyone can hear. But for SOME reason, that’s “not professional.”
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    1. How many times a day do you go to the can?
    25

    2. How long is your wiener? Seriously.
    Its the biggest one I’ve ever seen.

    3. When was your first gay experience?
    College.

    4. Um, ever murder anybody?
    Technically No as I have people for that.

    5. I've heard you're a pretty flatulent guy. Any comment on that?
    THAT’S A DIRTY LIE AND YOU KNOW IT!

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