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    just swallowed a bug

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    post in this thread about the times you've swallowed bugs, or when new bug swallowing events come around to disrupt the delicate balance of your existence.

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    it's good protein
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    I made it one of my life’s biggest goals to never swallow a bug and even went as far to map out my life to assure it would never happen but 1 day about 7 years ago mistakes were made mostly by me and at a picnic while eating corn on the cob a Bee entered my mouth without consent I could have pressed charges.
    He was Big.
    He was Fuzzy.
    I was Sad.


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    bees are endangered you know, you monster

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    Hanna I will not be beeshamed he entered me WITHOUT CONSENT I’m the victim here.


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    were u pollinated?
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    That was the fear but I’m naturally a grain rich entity who’s extremely fertile so there was really no way of knowing.My mouth hasn’t bore any bees since it was violated so I think I’m okay but I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t living in fear all day every day because I am.

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    surely someone has recently ingested a bug. share!

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    You know, you swallow bugs almost every day and spiders at night (those are not technically bugs). Though some of them might transmit diseases, especially if that's a mosquito of some sort. You can't get rid of all bugs around you but at least can try to repel some. For example, here's a mosquito removal guide which saves me every summer.

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    No but I accidently flushed a small spider down the toilet. Poor guy.
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    This thread is gonna turn into a contest over who can eat the most bugs.

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    There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. I don't know why she swallowed a fly. Perhaps she'll die.
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    I once accidentally swallowed a bug and chocked to death. 0/10 would not recommend
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