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    Script for a new episode I want

    Dedicated to my eternal hatred of Sherri and Terri, this episode’s called Mmm... Sherri and Terri. And no, it’s not a ToH segment, it’s a canon episode. Enjoy.

    Sherri and Terri: Lisa has a big butt! Lisa has a big butt!

    Lisa: Shut up! I do not!

    Terri: Oh no! Don’t make Lisa mad!

    Sherri: She might crush us all with her giant butt!

    Willie: Shut up you! Stop teasing the big-bottomed lass! She's just as God made her, plump as a Christmas goose.

    (Later, at the Simpsons house...)

    Lisa: Dad, the kids at school said my butt's big.

    Homer: Hmmmm.....

    (Meanwhile, at night, Sherri and Terri are sleeping in bed. Suddenly, they hear a chainsaw starting up. They wake up and look at the door of their room. Homer, wearing a mask and wielding a chainsaw, kicks down the door and rushes inside the room.)

    Homer: RAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!

    Sherri and Terri: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

    Homer: (says it while swiping his chainsaw at the twins, killing them) HOMER MAD!

    (The next day, Homer is using the twin’s corpses to make food for his upcoming barbecue. He sharpens his two knifes against each other. Then he puts one of Sherri’s feet on the cutting board and starts cutting off her toes. Homer lights the flame on the stove and then slices up an onion. He then pushes the chopped onion into the frying pan. He grabs Terri’s corpse, holds it over a bowl, and starts scraping her head with a cheese grater. Homer stirs a pot and then sips some of the contents to see how it tastes, then he adds eyelashes to the pot. Then he uses a screwdriver to screw into Terri’s ear, then pulls it out, drops her corpse and drips the pink stuff on the screwdriver all over the mixture in a bowl. He then uses a wrench to pull out one of Sherri’s teeth and places it on top of a chocolate cupcake. Homer then starts tossing dough made of some of Sherri and Terri’s body parts and starts spreading it out on the table. Then he starts frying bits of Sherri and Terri and adds cuts some fingers off from their corpses to add to the bits. Eventually, his spread is complete and then the doorbell rings. He answers it and sees everyone he invited. Homer lets them in and brings them to the backyard, where everything has been set up. The guests take their seats and begin eating their food, made out of Sherri and Terri’s corpses. While this is happening, Homer puts up a piece of paper reading that he plans to pitch his idea of Sherri and Terri-made food to big restaurant companies so they can sell it. Then he gets a Duff Beer and drinks it in satisfaction.)

    The End

    More like The End of Sherri and Terri! Am I right?
    Last edited by Monsterland Buddies; 04-26-2019 at 08:37 AM.


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    If anyone wants to animate this, go right ahead. Don’t forget to link me when it’s done.

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    No, I certainly do not need help.

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    I never murdered any small animals and I never ever wet my bed.


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    I will never be a serial killer! What messed up thoughts are floating around your head?!

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    I could ask you the same

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    Nothing’s floating around my head! All I ever did is hate on Sherri and Terri and make this thread!

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    sure have given a lot of thought what to do with a body of a deceased human being...

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    I got the whole “Homer cooks Sherri and Terri” thing from Mmm... Homer. Besides, I DO NOT NEED HELP!

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    Fine.



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