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    Yes Means Yes, No Means No, Panda Means Panda
    Has Bart ever owned a bear? He has now. A panda bear that is. Bart wins a panda bear as a pet from a radio contest. However, it happens to be the very same panda bear that had assaulted Homer in Homer vs Dignity. After a traumatized screaming fit even louder than the one from The Blunder Years, Homer gives Bart an ultimatum: either the panda goes, or Homer goes. Bart chooses the panda, so Homer runs away.

    In order to support himself, Homer files a lawsuit against Springfield Zoo, holding them responsible for the panda rape. However, Judge Snyder dismisses the case, and tells Homer "if you didn't want to get raped, you shouldn't have dressed up like a panda". This comment sparks outrage throughout Springfield, angry at Judge Snyder for victim-blaming Homer. Lisa organizes a Panda Slutwalk, where the people of Springfield march through the streets dressed up in slutty panda outfits. Milo Yiannopoulous, guest starring as himself, leads a counterprotest where he claims Homer is making false rape accusations against pandas.

    The Problem With Azaria
    A bored and overworked Apu comes up with various funny voices to entertain his customers at the Kwik-E-Mart, and soon realizes he can do a pretty good comedic Jewish accent. Some Netflix executives shopping at the Kwik-E-Mart are impressed by Apu's Jewish accent, and offer him a role as voice actor for a new animated series about a Jewish family called The Azarias. Apu accepts and plays the dad, Harry Azaria, a movie producer, who's married to an investment banker and AIPAC lobbyist.

    Krusty the Klown is offended by the new series for perpetuating harmful Jewish-American sterotypes; he is repeatedly made fun of by other Springfielders calling him "Azaria". To channel his outrage at the show and at Apu, Krusty creates a special television documentary called The Problem With Azaria, where he gather other Jewish comedians to talk about Jewish representation in entertainment: Larry David, Jackie Mason, and Sarah Silverman guest star as themselves. Mindy Kaling guest stars as the octuplets.


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    Peekimon Fever

    In this lost episode from the season 11-12 era, Bart gets addicted to the new Peekimon craze, from video games to the cartoon to the trading card game. Meanwhile, Lisa attempts to put a stop to people being addicted to "cutesy fictional creatures" and get the Peekimon games banned from Springfield, which ends up working.

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    Bart makes a new friend who is a good kid. This good behavior rubs off on Bart. The whole Family even Lisa I sick of Bart being a nice kid and have to temp him into being bad again. They miss the real him with out Bart's mischief their lives are boring. Then they have to make Bart split up with the friend when he is away from the friend he acts bad again. This plot is pretty good just not right for the Simpsons.

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    "The Simp-Bart-o Experiment"

    Lisa gets upset when Bart eats her dessert when she's not looking, saying that he's going to suffer dearly the next time it happens. Bart once again eats Lisa's dessert, causing Lisa to hit him in the head with a cosh. When Bart wakes up, he's chained in the basement and Lisa subjects him to a series of physical torture-based events, ranging from choking him to playing loud music that he can't stand. Bart tries to escape, but Lisa once again hits him with the cosh. When Homer walks downstairs, he thinks that Bart and Lisa are playing torture and leaves them alone to go get some beer. Bart tells Lisa that he'll never eat another one of her desserts again, and she lets him go, but not before she allows Milhouse and Nelson to take pictures of Bart's physical state and puts them on social media.

    "Surviving Kompowsky"

    Leon Kompowsky (this time voiced by John Legend) returns to Springfield to visit the Simpson family. However, Kompowsky has now convinced himself that he's R. Kelly, leading to everyone in Springfield thinking that he is R. Kelly as well. "Surviving R. Kelly" airs on Lifetime, and Kompowsky immediately becomes public enemy number one. Homer, a longtime R. Kelly fan, decides to help repair Kelly's public image despite objections from Marge and Lisa. Krusty decides to take an episode of his show featuring R. Kelly from the late 1990s out of circulation, stating that Kelly is a monster and he treated him the same way he treated Michael Jackson when his episode was pulled (Sideshow Mel, however, points out that Krusty only pulled the Jackson episode because Jackson was given credit in the media for a song Krusty wrote, and he's only pulling the Kelly episode because he no longer finds R&B music financially lucrative). Homer gets R. Kelly an exclusive interview with Kent Brockman, but Kelly is drunk during the interview, swears repeatedly and threatens to kill Brockman whenever the documentary is brought up.

    Marge asks Homer why he would ever try to defend R. Kelly, and Homer says that R. Kelly is one of his role models. He says that Kelly taught him how to dance again, and that everyone wants to assume the worst about him just because people made a documentary defaming him for money. Homer tries to get Kelly to apologize publicly, but he refuses to, stating that nobody wants to believe the truth and he gave people 30 years of music. Later on, Lisa is in her room when Kelly shows up. After Lisa yells at him for what he did (despite not knowing any of the victims' names), Kelly gets aroused and tries to kiss Lisa, but she lies and says she has to get some shoes downstairs. She then tells Homer and Marge what happened, but Homer initially believes that Lisa flirted with Kelly. After Marge tells Homer that he's a horrible father, Homer finally realizes the truth about R. Kelly and tells him to leave.

    Later on that night, Homer says that all celebrities should be punished for every halfway horrible thing they do, and he will never be a fan of R. Kelly ever again. At that point, the song "Same Girl" comes on the radio and Homer begins dancing to it. Marge asks Homer about what he just said, and Homer tells her to shut the hell up because Usher is featured on the track as well. "Same Girl" plays over the end credits.

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    The Krusty Bay
    Bart over-hears that many shows don't get released on DVD and we can't see older episodes in public without being repeats or copies recorded from the TV station it aired on. Soon, Bart starts pirating the Krusty The Clown Show off Bootleg Bay (presembly they will have a "Worldwide HD" watermark in reference to the majority of Simpsons "TV rips" coming from Canadian TV network Global), doing a marathon of older episodes until being interrupted by Lisa, who understands Bart pirated the show and is afraid he'll get in court for this. Barts ignores, but Homer understands the "Bart is pirating Krusty" thing.

    Bart goes to court, feeling miserable. The judge discusses in-derp about how pirating content online is illegal, while Bart discusses about what happened that day. Bart is almost sequenced in jail, but Bart responds by saying it should go to the pirates. Soon enough, it gets immediately interrupted in the same manner of "Steal This Episode".

    Bart and Homer are talking about what shall happen after the court at home, and Bart states he shall never pirate online again.

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    The Picture of Dorian Burns

    The hideous love child of the Simpsons Treehouse of Horror and The Picture of Dorian Gray, by Oscar Wilde.

    I'd love to hear what people think of this. Feedback is the only way I'm going to improve.

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    Dial M For Murdoch:

    Rupert Murdoch takes control of the show and forces the family to have a new child and Mayor Quimby stays a Democrat while all the Springfield Republicans and their HQ go Democrat. Apu comes back, only this time he is an ACTUAL negative stereotype. The show now has a rule for every chalkboard gag to have the first line say "CNN sucks" and the last line to say "We pledge allegiance to Lord Murdoch."

    (I'm not a liberal, this is what a crazy liberal would imagine this concept as)



    Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Skinner? (aka One Coarse Seymour, but that title sucks)

    Agnes and Chalmers get married and Principal Skinner lives with the two yelling at him all the time. Skinner then kills himself. Chalmers and Agnes throw a party until Chief Wiggum arrests them and they both kill themselves before they make it to jail.


    Tell me which one is worse.

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    Okay I just thought of a terrible and insanely dark episode.

    In an alternate universe, the Simpson family and the Flanders family are both portrayed as being Jewish. In this universe, the episode "Home Sweet Home-Diddly Dum Doodily" involves the Simpsson kids being taken into foster care by the Flanders family. It seems like the exact same episode, only instead of Homer and Marge trying to stop their kids from being baptized, they need to stop their kids from being circumcised instead.

    I don't know why I thought of this.
    Best and Worst Episode per Season:
    1: Krusty Gets Busted/Homer's Night Out 2: One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish/Bart's Dog Gets an 'F' 3: Bart the Murderer/Saturdays of Thunder 4: Homer the Heretic/So Its Come To This: A Simpsons Clip Show 5: Cape Feare/Lady Bouvier's Lover 6: Homie the Clown/Another Simpsons Clip Show 7: Raging Abe Simpson and his Grumbling Grandson in " The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"/Scenes From the Class Struggle in Springfield 8: The Springfield Files/The Old Man and the Lisa 9: The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson/Miracle on Evergreen Terrace 10: Mayored to the Mob/Homer Simpson in: Kidney Trouble 11: Grift of the Magi/Eight Misbehavin' 12: Trilogy of Error/I'm Goin' to Praiseland 13: The Blunder Years/The Lastest Gun in the West 14: Moe Baby Blues/The Strong Arms of the Ma 15: My Mother the Carjacker/Co-Dependent's Day 16: The Heartbroke Kid/Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass 17: The Seemingly Never-Ending Story/The Bonfire of the Manatees 18: The Mook, The Chef, The Wife, and Her Homer/The Boys of Bummer 19: Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind/Husbands and Knives 20: Gone Maggie Gone/Lisa the Drama Queen 21: The Squirt and the Whale/The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed 22: Homer Scissorhands/The Fight Before Christmas 23: The Book Job/Lisa Goes Gaga 24: The Saga of Carl/Love is a Many-Splintered Thing 25: Brick Like Me/What to Expect When Bart's Expecting 26: Sky Police/The Musk Who Fell to Earth 27: Barthood/Every Man's Dream 28: 22 for 30/The Caper Chase 29: Flanders' Ladder/Singin' in the Lane 30: Woo-hoo Dunnit?/I Want You (She's So Heavy)

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    Yours Is No Disgrace Like Homer

    The gang goes to a Yes concert and Homer is so moved by the music that he starts crying. Unfortunately for him Bart, finding it amusing, films the whole thing. The video goes viral and Homer becomes a town pariah.
    You're a dolt with the IQ of a peabrain that probably loves lowbrow sitcoms like The Big Bang Theory, Frasier and Seinfeld to not grasp the biting satire and wit of the classic 65 (Rugrats).

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    Bart Gets An F II

    Bart gets a bad grade on his test and has to take summer school. He tells his Diskard chat about it, and they flood his channel with "F" to pay respects.


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    Lisa the Vegan

    Basically the same plot as Lisa the Vegetarian except Lisa is a vegan and the plot is much, much worse.

    After a trip to the butcherhouse, Lisa refuses to eat meat (or in this case, anything made out of animals, including milk and cheese) and becomes a vegan. When the family find out about this, they attempt to kill her. By the end of the episode, the family go to jail for attempted murder.

    Homer Takes a Shit for 22 Minutes

    The title says it all, really.

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    I'm new to this forum, and I somehow have joke episode ideas. I'll pretend they're from Season 80.

    Season 80 Episode 2: Blue Tooth
    Marge finds out she has an extra tooth, and decides to test it out by eating rocks.
    Couch Gag: There is a target representing a gun which is the camera. It shoots the members of the family one by one, but they mysteriously respawn before all of them die. This goes on for several minutes.

    Season 80 Episode 3: Think Outside the Bart
    Fed up with his latest prank of toasting a sandwich 8 times in a row (causing the entire town to smell burnt), the residents of Springfield all try to keep Bart inside a box as punishment. However, Bart escapes every time.
    Couch Gag: The family are CGI springs and bounce slowly to a CGI couch.

    Season 80 Epsiode 4: Don't Lose Your Marble!
    Mayor Quimby reluctantly tells the Simpsons it's their turn to handle Jebediah's Grand Marble. It is an artifact that nobody has ever stopped holding, and is traded monthly between families. However when Homer forgets that he has hands, Jebediah's ghost is released and won't stop terrorizing the town until his tongue is returned.
    Couch Gag: They sit on the couch normally, and are mad at the viewer for expecting something cool to happen.

    Season 80 Episode 5: Eye Rule
    Lisa wonders why she does not have depth perception and finds out she has a rubber eye. Not to be saddened, she bounces her eye around and invents a new sport called Eye-ball. Meanwhile, Homer sits too deeply in the toilet and can only be dislodged by a plumber with depth perception.
    Couch Gag: The couch is in the middle of a spinning room. As the Simpsons approach to sit on it, they are knocked out by the spinning couch back side.
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    Those couch gags actually sound better than most of the stuff nowadays. The one where they do nothing and say something about has been done, but then a bunch of stuff happens to them after they say it.
    Favorite and least favorite by season
    1. Krusty Gets Busted There’s No Disgrace Like Home 2. Bart Gets an F Dead Putting Society 3. Homer at the Bat Like Father, Like Clown 4. Brother From the Same Planet Krusty Gets Kancelled 5. Cape Feare Lady Bouvier’s Lover 6. Homer Badman Another Simpsons Clip Show 7. King-Size Homer Lisa the Iconoclast 8. Homer’s Enemy El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer 9. Bart Carny The Trouble With Trillions 10. Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo Homer Simpson in: “Kidney Trouble” 11. Guess Who’s Coming to Criticize Dinner? Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder 12. HOMЯ Tennis the Menace 13. Tales From the Public Domain She of Little Faith 14. The Dad Who Knew Too Little Helter Shelter 15. I, Annoyed Grunt)-bot Bart-Mangled Banner 16. A Star is Torn On a Clear Day I Can’t See My Sister 17. My Fair Laddy Bonfire of the Manatees 18. The Haw-Hawed Couple You Kent Always Say What You Want 19. Funeral for a Fiend All About Lisa 20. Gone Maggie Gone The Good, the Sad and the Drugly 21. The Bob Next Door The Color Yellow 22. Donnie Fatso Love is a Many Strangled Thing 23. The Falcon and the D’ohman A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again 24. Hardly Kirk-ing Moonshine River 25. The War of Art What to Expect When Bart’s Expecting 26. Sky Police Let’s Go Fly a Coot 27. Halloween of Horror Lisa With an ‘S’ 28. There Will Be Buds Moho House 29. Springfield Splendor Throw Grampa From the Dane

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    Love is a Many-Tindered Thing

    Bart goes on Tinder to find a girlfriend and chooses to go out with a girl named Sindy - who later turns out to be Sideshow Bob using a fake profile picture. Hilarity ensues as Sideshow Bob attempts to kill Bart once again. Meanwhile, Homer works an Oober driver and puts other taxi services out of business.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kwijibo View Post
    Love is a Many-Tindered Thing

    Bart goes on Tinder to find a girlfriend and chooses to go out with a girl named Sindy - who later turns out to be Sideshow Bob using a fake profile picture. Hilarity ensues as Sideshow Bob attempts to kill Bart once again. Meanwhile, Homer works an Oober driver and puts other taxi services out of business.
    Replace Bart with Cartman and replace Bob with a new South Park character and that could be a really good SP episode

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    Quote Originally Posted by Homer Samson View Post
    Replace Bart with Cartman and replace Bob with a new South Park character and that could be a really good SP episode
    Um... I don't watch South Park anymore.

    I stopped watching after season 19.

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    Season "80" Episode 6: Tongue-Thaied
    Mr. Burns finally gets the bill for the international call Homer made in "The Mansion Family". The Simpsons can either pay $500 (which is like $10 in 2019 money) or negotiate with Thailand's government by traveling to Bangkok. Guess what they go to Bangkok! While there, Lisa eats a very spicy mi krop and becomes the country's princess; Bart makes fun of the capital's short name and is forced to say the full name or be executed.

    Season "80" Episode 7: Chromo Trigger
    Capitalizing on the new gene therapy trend, Bart sells his chromosomes on the black market and starts to become critically deformed. Prof. Frink says the only choice to save Bart is for the Simpsons extended family to donate chromosomes in a super-transfusion.

    Season "80" Episode 8: Home on the Mange
    When the Simpsons' house is impaled by a Christmas Stick, the family must learn to live out the holidays at the only available residence in Springfield: an elephant carcass! They must also stop Cletus from frying the carcass for his Christmas dinner.
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    A Brand-New Simpsons Episode

    The "episode" re-uses different scenes from previous episodes to make it look like a "new episode"... and all the voice actors from the show re-dub the scenes.

    Homo Simpson

    In what's basically a re-write of "Stark Raving Dad", Homer gets mistakenly identified as a homosexual when he wears a pink shirt to work.

    Donor Lisa

    Lisa becomes an organ donor.

    I'm in Love with My Car

    Homer buys a talking self-driving car (voiced by guest star Margot Robbie) and develops a romantic relationship with the car. However, the episode becomes a "marriage crisis" episode when Marge gets concerned when Homer spends too much time with his new car. Meanwhile, Bart attempts to become famous on ViewTube by playing pranks on unsuspecting people in Springfield.

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    Homer the Badman

    Homer has a mid-life crisis and starts acting like a chav.

    Only people from British are gonna get this...



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