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    does anyone wear watches anymore

    does anyone wear watches anymore

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    Had a friend who does. I say “had” because now he’s too busy looking for dates and girlfriends to have time for me and the other friend. Get it? Have TIME? JUST LOOK AT YOUR WRIST AND SEE THE CLOCK TICKING DOWN. WATCH THE MINUTES WHITTLE AWAY AS YOUR FRIENDS WHO KEPT YOU COMPANY THROUGH HIGH SCHOOL LEAVE YOU! YOU’RE NOT TOO GOOD FOR US! YOU’LL COME CRAWLING BACK ONE DAY, AND WHERE WILL WE BE? WE’LL BE GONE, LONG GONE!YOU’LL RUE THE DAYS YOU SPENT SEARCHING FOR LOVE AND NEGLECTING YOUR FRIENDS, AND YOUR TRUSTY WATCH WILL CONTINUE TO TICK DOWN AND REMIND YOU OF THAT FACT

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    I’ve never seen the point of watches it just another device that the man created to dictate our lives I don’t care what time it is and I’ll get wherever I need to go when I get there and I’ll let the universe take care of the rest if their not open then I guess it just wasn’t meant to be.

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    I once had a watch. It was never set to the right time.
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    I have a watch, but I don't really like using it and it beeps at the 40th minute of the hour. I would have worn it, but it would be a distraction to some people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Financial Panther View Post
    Had a friend who does. I say “had” because now he’s too busy looking for dates and girlfriends to have time for me and the other friend. Get it? Have TIME? JUST LOOK AT YOUR WRIST AND SEE THE CLOCK TICKING DOWN. WATCH THE MINUTES WHITTLE AWAY AS YOUR FRIENDS WHO KEPT YOU COMPANY THROUGH HIGH SCHOOL LEAVE YOU! YOU’RE NOT TOO GOOD FOR US! YOU’LL COME CRAWLING BACK ONE DAY, AND WHERE WILL WE BE? WE’LL BE GONE, LONG GONE!YOU’LL RUE THE DAYS YOU SPENT SEARCHING FOR LOVE AND NEGLECTING YOUR FRIENDS, AND YOUR TRUSTY WATCH WILL CONTINUE TO TICK DOWN AND REMIND YOU OF THAT FACT

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    also hell no I don't wear a watch, it's just about 2019 get with the times

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    I have never seen the point in watches.
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    if i leave the house without my watch my day is straight-up ruined.

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    Joshua and my mom actually do still wear watches. Mom's is slim and kinda old, Joshua's is bulky as all fuck so I don't know how he stands it. Amy has a little digital PAW Patrol kid's watch that she likes I've been using to help teach her time along with the traditional clock in our house.
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    Love me some watches can’t get enuff of dem I just wish it was possible to wear more than 1 but stupid Trump won’t let me.

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    If I had an expensive one to flaunt, I definitely would.

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    Watches are stupid and if I could I’d abolish them from society as they serve no real purpose.

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    I do, but it's more for fashion than for telling time. Sometimes at work I use it because I'm not supposed to have my phone out.
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    What timing (heeeee), someone at my husband's job left him this new (much better looking) watch in his locker for the holidays because he's always asking for the time since he can't have his phone on the floor haha




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