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    I had a nightmare the other night and it horrified me I was a child and I’m walking down a long road for what seemed like 12 hours it might have been 8 minutes the amount of time really isn’t important but I’m walking and I see a sexy lady in a bikini holding a chainsaw then I saw a sexy man in a bikini holding a thesaurus then I go into a store and they have that stuff I want but I don’t need it but I want it so I decided to buy it but when I get to the register and I go to pay the cashier I realize I don’t have pockets so I don’t have any money because pockets are where the money goes so I tell them I’m good for it but they don’t believe me because I’m a pocket-less child who they’ve never seen before in a world where pockets are king I then wake up with an erection and my pockets are full of sugar packets.

    I have no idea what any of this means other than it’s my subconscious telling me to call my dead grandma.Thoughts on this nightmare,dead grandma’s or pockets in general?

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    dead grandma's i controversially believe should always remain in their graves during the day. night is fine but for some reason some 'progressive' hairbrained yaks believe me to be discriminating. ech

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    I got something in my front pocket for you, why don't you reach in and see what it is
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadow The Hedgehog View Post
    dead grandma's i controversially believe should always remain in their graves during the day. night is fine but for some reason some 'progressive' hairbrained yaks believe me to be discriminating. ech
    My dead grandma was an evil lady but we’ve been cool since she kicked the bucket so whatever she wants to do with her time is her prerogative.

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    @brad little Nope not again I learned the hard way reaching into random men’s pockets...sure it’s fun at first but pain is in the near future.

    Thanks for the offer though

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    i have a wocket in me pocket
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    just imagine not having pockets - i can't even imagine where i'd put my hands

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    Right? I hate when I’m wearing a sweatshirt and it has no pockets. They’re such comfortable places to put your hands. I don’t know what the hell I’d do with my hands if I didn’t have pockets.
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    I don’t want to concern everyone but I just realized I was born without pockets and I can’t remember where I put my wallet or cellphone when I was an infant.



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