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    Worst bands you've ever heard

    This guys are close to the top of the list for me.



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    The Shaggs are an amazingly awful band with their off-sync instrumentals and their extremely cheesy lyrics such as "Oh, the rich people want what the poor people's got / And the poor people want what the rich people's got" They're like a whole new level of bad. It might be in the "so bad, it's good" category.
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    oasis

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    The shaggs are literally better than the Beatles


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    Slayer. It's a heavy metal band. It sucks. Why? Their lyrics and album covers
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    Deep Blue Something, because of "Breakfast at Tiffany's". That is all.

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    Queen

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    Very good shout

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    Bon Jovi
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    Quote Originally Posted by kaos View Post
    oasis
    I CAST THEE OUT.



    Anyways, this band:


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    cast these nuts bucko oasis are hog shit

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    kings of leon

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    you guys remember the early 2000s when papa roach was bad? yeah uh, they've only gotten worse


    heard this abortion on the radio couple weeks ago, couldn't believe something this bad got released
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    On the bus and Queen is playing way too loud on the radio. Truly horrible. How can people enjoy this drivel??!!!

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    I was at a concert a few years ago, and these guys called Spinal Tap were playing. Now they weren't great. They got lost on the way to the stage, the bass guitarist got stuck in a box, the drummer died, and the only thing they seemed to be able to do was play at a volume that seemed "one louder" than the other bands.
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    Apolo ban the poster above me please

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    joke about the beatles and oasis all you want twenty one pilots are the actual worst band in history
    there really was one way to be and this is not it, we think

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    though "imagine" comes close

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    "Home" by Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros.

    I don't know what it is about this song that ignites the flames of anger and hate deep inside of me, but it never fails.
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    Yeah I can see how you would draw that association. Cutesy whistling and innocent sounding ukuleles have become commercial jingle cliches now.

    Also, if you think you hear "Shape of You" by Ed Sheeran too much, I live in Korea where a visit to any store/bar/coffee place is ruined by that song at least five times a week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by deadname View Post
    joke about the beatles and oasis all you want twenty one pilots are the actual worst band in history
    Yeah I can't stand Twenty One Pilots. A lot of that is just the lead singer's voice (part of what annoys me about Imagine Dragons. I liked Imagine Dragons when I first heard them, and I still like the song "Tiptoe", but I don't really like anything else by them once I realized they have one song that they re-purpose over and over. It's become nails on a chalkboard for me).
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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeyShabadooJr. View Post
    "Home" by Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros.

    I don't know what it is about this song that ignites the flames of anger and hate deep inside of me, but it never fails.
    I know that feel!
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    your favorite band

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    fuck you...

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    Post-2nd/3rd album Maroon 5(or should I say, Maroon 1)is pretty bad. The band used to make some good music imo but these days, it just seems like the band sold out and stopped caring. Now their music sounds pretty generic and bland. Red Pill Blues, their latest album, has got to be their worst album so far.

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    maroon 5 was never good


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    Maroon 5 was decent until they became another group of Max Martin/Shellback stooges.

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    nah. they were bad when I was in high school more than a decade ago and they are bad now. nothing changed, they just got more exposure.



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