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    Do you think Kirk Douglas will turn 101?

    Is there life in the old Doug?
    yeet or get yeeted

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    he already did

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    Yeah i didn't stick the landing with this one. Will refrain from future parody threads

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    at first i thought he only had 1 foot. also why does his wife have one shoe with a platform that's way thicker than the other?


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    that trash humpers sequel is lookin good
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    where's the poll @apolo

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    bum

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    I hope so! I'm up to bestoutdoorfirepit.com. It helps me a lot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Frightened Inmate No. 2 View Post
    that trash humpers sequel is lookin good
    0 chill

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    kirk douglas will not make it to 101 (because he already has and you can't do it twice)

    but YOU NEVER WILL!!!!!

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    for all the nhc people who only know kirk douglas from itchy & scratchy and maybe paths of glory.....

    ....watch more kirk douglas movies!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PreciousBodilyFluids View Post
    for all the nhc people who only know kirk douglas from itchy & scratchy and maybe paths of glory.....

    ....watch more kirk douglas movies!!!!
    no way man
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    This is what I've seen of Kirk roughly ordered:

    Ace in the Hole (1951)
    Paths of Glory (1957)
    A Letter to Three Wives (1949)
    The Bad and the Beautiful (1952)
    Spartacus (1960)
    Last Train from Gun Hill (1959)
    Champion (1949)
    The Indian Fighter (1955)
    A Gunfight (1971)
    Posse (1975)
    The Light at the Edge of the World (1971)
    Man Without a Star (1955)
    20,000 Leagues Under the Sea (1954)
    The War Wagon (1967)
    Along the Great Divide (1951)
    Tough Guys (1986)
    The Way West (1967)
    The Heroes of Telemark (1965)
    It Runs in the Family (2003)
    Ulysses (1954)
    Greedy (1994)
    The Big Trees (1952)
    The Final Countdown (1980)
    Saturn 3 (1980)
    My Dear Secretary (1948)
    The Last Sunset (1961)
    The Fury (1978)
    The Arrangement (1969)
    A Lovely Way to Die (1968)
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    He's 103 today.

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