POST ANY POKEMON AND ILL TELL U IF I WOULD FUCK IT

[tyler]

lets do this motherfuckers.

[Two-Bit]

[Corgify]

You can try, but this one might hurt.

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[pax]

This one. I need to know

[Must Spend Money This Xmas]

Ditto can transform into anyone (or anything) you want...

[kupomog]

It's the perfect shape...

[Financial Panther]

[tyler]

the spikes may get in the way during various forms of foreplay and lets be real fisting is a no-go. however im very much an eyes man and the Crimson intensity and passion in those peepers is mighty alluring. he keeps in shape i admire that but hes also not a showoff about, a modest firm bod ooh and a lil chesthair to Fondle. Very nice. Also Thicc Thighs nom nom

Ultimately i give lucario a rating of WOULD FUCK, with the minor stipulation that his dick has none of those spikes too

[Sam]

[tyler]

You can try, but this one might hurt.

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agh more spikes. how come all the cute guys are gay or have spikes

dig the single eye, clearly a bad boy who has a riveting past i can live vicariously through, complete w perpetually agape mouth because clearly hes still dealing w trauma within, but i can fix him. granted however i may need to read a few books to learn how to um...engage him.

do i...

Do i suck the spikes?

maybe just turn him into the other cogs? and what are those? are those Vestigial Cogs cuz thats cool but if theyre other living faceless cogs well im frankly not emotionally ready for polyamory.

my final ranking is a MAYBE. at the very least id love to touch that Mysterious Pink Underbelly

[Igor]

[tyler]

This one. I need to know

im a renowned fan of modesty, and i dunno flyin around everywhere w that smug face, that long horn protruding for all to see? like have some decency, and quit thinkin u all that when u aint got no nose you craggy bitch. honestly some lotion would do you good.

i myself would not FUCK this fellow but if theres any giants out there who Need a pair of heavy duty anal beads well hard not to recommend. just maybe dont go all in that horn is a fissure waiting to happen

[tyler]

Ditto can transform into anyone (or anything) you want...

yes but i will simply fuck the jelly

[The Goode Family]

[tyler]

It's the perfect shape...

being the romantic i am, i feel a bit daunted by the Subtleties of the diglett anatomy. where do i begin with regards to foreplay, how do i even get the diglett into the bed? i dont want him bursting through my bed and sex outdoors while not out of the question isnt ideal. also i worry the height difference is just going to be too much, he looks a bit anxious and timid as is. beyond all that its just too much of a hassle preventing him from evolving. again polyamory and all.

im sad to say that he seems really nice but i must FRIENDZONE diglett. sorry bud maybe the whacka from paper mario would hit it up w u.

[tyler]

i dont fuck broken links UNH get dunked on boi

[Andre]

Cus I know I would

[Nitsy]

Had to:

[1010011010]

[tyler]

beautiful specimen, perhaps a bit too high class for me but if they'd have me the amazing parties he probably Hangs at would be worth it. though i must say im a Kinkee fella but i dont often incorporate fire into my sexual fantasies, i wonder if would be rude to request he dull in the Moment? cant pretend i dont wonder what those Four Hands could do tho i worry i wont be enough for him, physically or Socially. hes clearly used to Hanging around others and that self esteem denting will inevitably find its way into my performance. yet despite these hangups theres a warm comfort in those luminous eyes that makes me feel at ease, and perhaps as i stare into the Reflective surface of his face as i thrust Somewhere, i will learn to love myself a little more

Plus ive always wanted to fuck a ghost chandelier. so yes.

[Financial Panther]

i dont fuck broken links UNH get dunked on boi

Odd, the link worked on my iPad.

Anyway, forget Cryogonal. I would rather know if you would fuck this Jellicent.

[tyler]

yo i love to Finagle with some dam udders and im an enthusiast of the THICC but well not to be too mean but Butterface Alert WEE WOO WEE WOOO *flails around*

again tho, EYES. so crystalline and DEEP. but it doesnt really come together past that. so conflicting, I guess a paper bag w eyeholes will suffice, Provided i can find a bag to go over those fuckin floppy ears.

these conditions are specific so i cant guarantee a success but if i can arrange the scenario just so, i will give a somewhat reluctant YES. im sure she has a great P E R S O N A L I T Y

[AlphaOmega]

Tell me.

[tyler]

Sex With Pluggo Or Whatever Here Would Definitely Be Electrifying!!

*does a horrible embarrassing jig as my theme music begins skipping incessantly*

honestly though, call me a prude but i dont fuck bugs, especially ones with horrid gnashing Sideways Face. it all just seems like itd be a very one sided affair anyway. selfish lover that Wattsit or whatever. i could pretend the prongs are nipples but even then i cant imagine what scenario i would commit to this. maybe if a friend is dying of cardiac arrest and needs a Zap to the heart and the only source of energy is Engaging Physically w Mr Sparkipede here and transferring the Sexual Electricity.

but probably not even then. rip friend and NO to yr filthy insect

[tyler]

Cus I know I would

Admire the Flair, The Flourishes, and its hard not to have respect for a classic. i bet that big tongue can do Unimaginable Things. missionary seems a bit risky, me on top and the flower may get damaged against the Bed but inversely im crushed. those fangs are dodgy territory but theyre also a bit Sassy. rotund and cute to boot but looks maybe a little old for my tastes? he looks like maybe we wouldn't have alot in common, he would rattle off stories about his old war buddies and i would feign the intetest because i want to be respectful.

its a tossup but i would say ONE NIGHT STAND for the story. fuckin the final evo of the FIRST ass Pokemon? thats bragging rights folks

[tyler]

Had to:

no

[tyler]

wh uh

what ...what is that

What is that.

Is it a psychedelic disco ball clown with paintbrush hands?

Cuz it looks like a psychedelic disco ball clown with paintbrush hands.

What in the hell are the people at Poke Co. smoking or injecting or mixing into a nice psychedelic tea like some psylocybin, maybe they set off on a wild dmt adventure and This was the True Lord God on the other side of the mindfuck tunnel, or hell maybe lsd made their wallpapers begin morphing and they went YEP fuck it that thats the new Pokemon we gotta do something we done fucking used every plant and animal on earth and then also fucking Keys and Ice Cream so *throws hands up*

Anyway, Yes.

[Andre]

^that ain't a Pokemon

[OldSchoolerSimpsons]

[1010011010]

Man. I wish blastosse was my dad