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    POST ANY POKEMON AND ILL TELL U IF I WOULD FUCK IT

    lets do this motherfuckers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kellyanne conway View Post
    the spikes may get in the way during various forms of foreplay and lets be real fisting is a no-go. however im very much an eyes man and the Crimson intensity and passion in those peepers is mighty alluring. he keeps in shape i admire that but hes also not a showoff about, a modest firm bod ooh and a lil chesthair to Fondle. Very nice. Also Thicc Thighs nom nom

    Ultimately i give lucario a rating of WOULD FUCK, with the minor stipulation that his dick has none of those spikes too

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    You can try, but this one might hurt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NHC's Resident Raven View Post
    You can try, but this one might hurt.

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    agh more spikes. how come all the cute guys are gay or have spikes

    dig the single eye, clearly a bad boy who has a riveting past i can live vicariously through, complete w perpetually agape mouth because clearly hes still dealing w trauma within, but i can fix him. granted however i may need to read a few books to learn how to um...engage him.

    do i...

    Do i suck the spikes?

    maybe just turn him into the other cogs? and what are those? are those Vestigial Cogs cuz thats cool but if theyre other living faceless cogs well im frankly not emotionally ready for polyamory.

    my final ranking is a MAYBE. at the very least id love to touch that Mysterious Pink Underbelly

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    This one. I need to know


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    Quote Originally Posted by paxanormal activity View Post
    This one. I need to know

    im a renowned fan of modesty, and i dunno flyin around everywhere w that smug face, that long horn protruding for all to see? like have some decency, and quit thinkin u all that when u aint got no nose you craggy bitch. honestly some lotion would do you good.

    i myself would not FUCK this fellow but if theres any giants out there who Need a pair of heavy duty anal beads well hard not to recommend. just maybe dont go all in that horn is a fissure waiting to happen

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    Quote Originally Posted by Exordium's House of Horrors View Post

    Ditto can transform into anyone (or anything) you want...
    yes but i will simply fuck the jelly

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    Quote Originally Posted by tormented View Post
    Sex With Pluggo Or Whatever Here Would Definitely Be Electrifying!!

    *does a horrible embarrassing jig as my theme music begins skipping incessantly*

    honestly though, call me a prude but i dont fuck bugs, especially ones with horrid gnashing Sideways Face. it all just seems like itd be a very one sided affair anyway. selfish lover that Wattsit or whatever. i could pretend the prongs are nipples but even then i cant imagine what scenario i would commit to this. maybe if a friend is dying of cardiac arrest and needs a Zap to the heart and the only source of energy is Engaging Physically w Mr Sparkipede here and transferring the Sexual Electricity.

    but probably not even then. rip friend and NO to yr filthy insect

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    Quote Originally Posted by kupomog View Post


    It's the perfect shape...
    being the romantic i am, i feel a bit daunted by the Subtleties of the diglett anatomy. where do i begin with regards to foreplay, how do i even get the diglett into the bed? i dont want him bursting through my bed and sex outdoors while not out of the question isnt ideal. also i worry the height difference is just going to be too much, he looks a bit anxious and timid as is. beyond all that its just too much of a hassle preventing him from evolving. again polyamory and all.

    im sad to say that he seems really nice but i must FRIENDZONE diglett. sorry bud maybe the whacka from paper mario would hit it up w u.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Financial Panther View Post
    i dont fuck broken links UNH get dunked on boi

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    Quote Originally Posted by scary kaos View Post
    i dont fuck broken links UNH get dunked on boi
    Odd, the link worked on my iPad.

    Anyway, forget Cryogonal. I would rather know if you would fuck this Jellicent.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Financial Panther View Post
    Odd, the link worked on my iPad.

    Anyway, forget Cryogonal. I would rather know if you would fuck this Jellicent.

    mm more glorious rotundity, more cushion for tha pushin'! Beautiful eyes and elegant figure, though as a fan of Mouth Stuff i feel like unless i am missing something that may be a roadblock. the Face Boobs looks mighty squeezeworthy and the flippers will probably get the Job done ifucatchmydroft

    theres a sweetness to this one. i would love to GO STEADY with jellicent and then eventually lovingly plow them in their Mushy Cloud Parts. gotta say those all these aerial lookin Mons this may be difficult to nail the Geometry

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    Quote Originally Posted by JigSam View Post
    beautiful specimen, perhaps a bit too high class for me but if they'd have me the amazing parties he probably Hangs at would be worth it. though i must say im a Kinkee fella but i dont often incorporate fire into my sexual fantasies, i wonder if would be rude to request he dull in the Moment? cant pretend i dont wonder what those Four Hands could do tho i worry i wont be enough for him, physically or Socially. hes clearly used to Hanging around others and that self esteem denting will inevitably find its way into my performance. yet despite these hangups theres a warm comfort in those luminous eyes that makes me feel at ease, and perhaps as i stare into the Reflective surface of his face as i thrust Somewhere, i will learn to love myself a little more

    Plus ive always wanted to fuck a ghost chandelier. so yes.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Igor View Post
    yo i love to Finagle with some dam udders and im an enthusiast of the THICC but well not to be too mean but Butterface Alert WEE WOO WEE WOOO *flails around*

    again tho, EYES. so crystalline and DEEP. but it doesnt really come together past that. so conflicting, I guess a paper bag w eyeholes will suffice, Provided i can find a bag to go over those fuckin floppy ears.

    these conditions are specific so i cant guarantee a success but if i can arrange the scenario just so, i will give a somewhat reluctant YES. im sure she has a great P E R S O N A L I T Y

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    Cus I know I would

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dre Of The Dead View Post

    Cus I know I would
    Admire the Flair, The Flourishes, and its hard not to have respect for a classic. i bet that big tongue can do Unimaginable Things. missionary seems a bit risky, me on top and the flower may get damaged against the Bed but inversely im crushed. those fangs are dodgy territory but theyre also a bit Sassy. rotund and cute to boot but looks maybe a little old for my tastes? he looks like maybe we wouldn't have alot in common, he would rattle off stories about his old war buddies and i would feign the intetest because i want to be respectful.

    its a tossup but i would say ONE NIGHT STAND for the story. fuckin the final evo of the FIRST ass Pokemon? thats bragging rights folks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitsy View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1010011010 View Post
    wh uh

    what ...what is that

    What is that.

    Is it a psychedelic disco ball clown with paintbrush hands?

    Cuz it looks like a psychedelic disco ball clown with paintbrush hands.

    What in the hell are the people at Poke Co. smoking or injecting or mixing into a nice psychedelic tea like some psylocybin, maybe they set off on a wild dmt adventure and This was the True Lord God on the other side of the mindfuck tunnel, or hell maybe lsd made their wallpapers begin morphing and they went YEP fuck it that thats the new Pokemon we gotta do something we done fucking used every plant and animal on earth and then also fucking Keys and Ice Cream so *throws hands up*

    Anyway, Yes.

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    Tell me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlphaOmega View Post


    Tell me.
    call me old fashioned but i am notoriously anti Getting Poison On My Dick. if theres a loophole here i am open. maybe the poison is merely the cloud surrounding him and is thus external? maybe Tongue Shit is a good bypass of this risk, but i would have to do further research.

    There are definitely advantages to having a Portable Ball Shaped Boyfriend With A Big Sloppy Mouth. i dont need to tell you what those are im sure, and again i must refer to my Eyes foxation and jeepers creeps would ya lookit those peepers! intense in a way that assures me focus, focus that Most Likely doesnt mean hes gonna poison my dick.

    Its a risk but maybe if u get bit by a Poison Ball u become a Poison Ball. its zombie rules maybe. Eh if i do get poisoned ill just fuck the Antidote Pokemon. givin this goodness gracious great ball of Fine a YES

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