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  • Missionary (Oldschool military)

    3 11.54%
  • Blowjob

    2 7.69%
  • Handjob

    1 3.85%
  • Rimjob

    0 0%
  • 69

    0 0%
  • Dildo fucking

    0 0%
  • Anal (ain't too banal)

    4 15.38%
  • Breast feeding (Only counts if with sexual intentions)

    2 7.69%
  • Feet

    1 3.85%
  • Armpit (can't believe some people are turned on by this)

    2 7.69%
  • BDSM (sigh)

    4 15.38%
  • Other really gross, increasingly disturbing shit

    7 26.92%
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    Not Safe For Work What's your favorite kind of sex?

    If you have sex, or would in real life, what kind would you be most excited about?

    I personally could really go for 69'ing. I mean, think about it, it's a great double deal. It wouldn't be like oral sex where someone is pleasured this time, and the partner gets pleasured another time. Or right afterwards, but only after the first one has already cum. No, instead, you're both getting equally satisfied!

    I probably wouldn't start off with trying this, but if feeling confident enough later on, I would be even more thrilled than @Ryan riding his theme park rides.
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    no poll? pfff

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    Quote Originally Posted by OldSchoolerSimpsons View Post
    I would be even more thrilled than @Ryan riding his theme park rides.
    so mildly laid back and chill, enjoying life in its element? ok
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    I also think 69 would be fun, but first I would want to try the "normal" position, which apparently is called the missionary. Once I get that down, I'd be interested in trying others.

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    the five knuckle shuffle

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    I like da good kine
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    round and round let the city turn party in the hills we can party in the burbs roof on fire let it burn champagne in my hand I'm not concerned

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    any kind with someone whom i love and cherish deeply and trust enough to share myself with in a moment of sensual nirvana

    pre sure im into things being Placed in my ass too so also that?


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    Anal Ain't Too Banal


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    dat ass

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    well that certainly is a poll there


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    EXTRA OPTION:

    Oral


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    sick option

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    (sigh)

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    Quote Originally Posted by OldSchoolerSimpsons View Post
    EXTRA OPTION:

    Oral
    it ain't on the fucking poll so I guess now I'm into gross and disturbing shit

    rude af

    no but seriously oral. pleasure for her

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    MORE SECRET OPTIONS:

    Threeway
    Group sex

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    The kind where I can leave unharmed.

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    I'm gonna go with armpit cuz that sounds like it'd be one hell of a night
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    And just one glance at the poll options and I know I'm in an OSS thread lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by NHC's Resident Bart View Post
    The kind where I can leave unharmed.
    Boring.
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    TBH the poll not being a multiple choice thing just ain't practical. Making me choose between perversions is cruel and unusual.

    Also sick kink shaming as per usual OSS.
    How to remaster

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    Feelin' pretty bad for handjobs rn so gonna throw 'em a bone...r

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    @OldSchoolerSimpsons when you say "Dildo fucking" do you mean masturbating with a dildo or getting fucked by someone with a strap-on? This is important.

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    Also wanna hear a few examples of what you would class under "Other really gross, increasingly disturbing shit" @OldSchoolerSimpsons

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaunbadia View Post
    when you say "Dildo fucking" do you mean masturbating with a dildo or getting fucked by someone with a strap-on? This is important.
    Any kind of sex with a dildo; like putting one up someone's ass, fucking each other with one, pegging...

    Quote Originally Posted by Shaunbadia View Post
    Also wanna hear a few examples of what you would class under "Other really gross, increasingly disturbing shit"
    Vomit stuff (Lucifer Valentine's favorite), scatology, rape porn (luckily a lot of it is staged, but it's still uncomfortable), illegal shit...

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    Solid shoutout to whoever the fuck Lucifer Valentine is.

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    what about incest

    its pre popular these days

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    It's about to be even more popular


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    Missionary

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    Anal (ain't too banal)
    haha wtf oss

    man i missed this place

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    if that's the weirdest poll option to you,,,



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