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    they're accurate as of the 2015 alien dick census

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    man that must've been one hell of a census to organize
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    fantastic. wonder if the 2016 census will show an increase or shrinkage in average size of alien dick
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    who contributed to this census

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    tbh are these statistics related to flaccid or erect johnsons

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    erect

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    does this take into account cold environments which may cause shrinkage

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    all measurements are conducted at alien dick size HQ in a heated sauna to ensure an accurate length

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    what if they were just in the pool?

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    do you pay them for this testing or is it just volunteer work, as if, say, stitch sees an ad on his virtual reality flatscreen and says "i need my cock measured asap"

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    UPDATE:

    alien dick sizes is cancelled

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    aww. well it was fun while it lasted

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    Quote Originally Posted by Godot View Post
    Egon is this your first experience on a forum of any kind
    Nah, Dark Homer found that he copy/pasted that thread about movies from 1986 from GameFAQs where he goes by the same name (And the version of the thread that's there is only 3 weeks old).
    http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/228-m...media/74486074
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    well him being from gamefaqs would have been my second guess

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    hey mwom thares somefing in the backrewm
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Egg Council Creep View Post
    I wouldn't.
    I know you would secretly romance an alien being as there's nothing wrong when a man and an alien being are in love as love is love even in Star Wars and Trek.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tormented View Post
    Alien Dick Sizes Part 2

    E.T.: 9"
    Shieeeeet son

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    Quote Originally Posted by Egon1982 View Post
    I know you would secretly romance an alien being as there's nothing wrong when a man and an alien being are in love as love is love even in Star Wars and Trek.
    Why does have to be love? Can't an alien just bring a human aboard their ship and give 'em a good ol' fashioned anal probing with no strings attached?

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    @Egon1982 since you're an alien will you anally probe one of us. like, draw a name out of a hat or somethin. i want a fun experience, not traditionally creepy abduction shit
    Last edited by pax; 11-18-2016 at 04:18 AM.

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    Do me

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    I'm straight

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    So am I? We have something in common, we're already off to a good start


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    i'm not, so i say bring it oooon. we're doing this with or without you duder

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    Quote Originally Posted by bunnicula View Post
    @Egon1982 since you're an alien will you anally probe one of us. like, draw a name out of a hat or somethin. i want a fun experience, not traditionally creepy abduction shit
    You heard him, Egon. The man wants something a bit more... sensual.

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    guys stop derailing this amazing thread about the phenomenal 1999 blink-182 song "Aliens Exist"

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    This is a shit thred, i thought you had credible information about aliens. Why do you lie?


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    ur a shit user

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    dont FUCKIN lie to me



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