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    Character Kill Counts

    Homer Simpson - TBA
    Marge Simpson - TBA
    Bart Simpson - TBA
    Lisa Simpson - TBA
    Maggie Simpson -TBA
    Mr. Burns - TBA
    Itchy - 80+
    Scratchy - 4+

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    Maude Flanders - 1
    Edna Krabappel - 1
    Frank Grimes - 1
    Bea Simmons - 1
    Rabbi Krustofski - 1

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    Kills, not deaths.

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    In THOH
    Marge: 1
    Milhouse: 4
    Lenny: 2
    Smithers: 2
    Shirley Temple: 1
    Dave Shutton: 1
    Clancy Bouvier: 1
    Skinner: 3
    Martin:3
    Krusty:1
    Jimbo: 3
    Dolph: 2
    Kearney: 2
    Flanders: 4
    Albert Einstein: 1
    Thomas Pynchon: 1
    William Shakespeare: 1
    Krabappel: 3
    George Washington: 1
    Willie's mule: 1
    Moleman: 1
    Bart: 3
    Burns: 2
    Janey: 1
    Ralph: 2
    Moe: 3
    Patty: 2
    Selma: 2
    Homer: 2
    Willie: 5
    Chief Wiggum: 2
    Mosquito: 1
    Walking Fish: 1
    Various dinosaurs: 1
    Dragonfly: 1
    Lizard: 1
    Uter: 1
    Lisa: 3
    Sherri: 2
    Terri: 2
    Nelson: 2
    Various Mascots: 1
    Captain Of The High School Basketball Team: 1
    Bill Clinton: 1
    Hoover: 2
    Bob Dole: 1
    Herman: 1
    Comic Book Guy: 1
    Kirk: 1
    Brandine: 1
    Luann: 3
    Rod: 1
    Todd: 1
    Helen: 1
    Bumblebee Man: 1
    Lovejoy: 1
    Krusty :1
    Charlie: 1
    Chalmers: 1
    Lindsey Naegle: 1
    Squeaky-Voiced Teen: 1
    Mayor Quimby: 1
    FOX Censor: 1
    Agnes Skinner: 2
    Jessica Lovejoy: 1
    Old Jewish Man: 1
    Barney: 1
    Apu: 2
    Carl: 1
    Sideshow Mel: 1
    Cletus: 1
    Otto: 1
    Lionel Hutz: 1
    Sea Captain: 1
    Hibbert: 1
    Johnny Winter: 1
    Edgar Winter: 1
    Snake: 1
    Poochie: 1
    Many Audience Members: 1
    Jerry Springer: 1
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    jesus christ this thread ain't hard to figure out. the point is to list the kills people have accumulated over the years, not deaths.


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    Besides Itchy (once) and Hitler, who else has Scratchy killed?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatsAPaddlin View Post
    Besides Itchy (once) and Hitler, who else has Scratchy killed?
    He killed several Itchies (in a war) and Poochie


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    mr. burns supplied the nazis with weapons, how would this be factored into his kill count?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Homer View Post
    mr. burns supplied the nazis with weapons, how would this be factored into his kill count?
    Since it's indirect killing, I don't think it counts

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    I dont think it counts either
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    Here are the stats I got from this page: http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/In-show_deaths

    Might be incomplete, and I had to interpret them the best I could. Example: one season 15 death refers to a diver getting electrocuted and I didn't remember the episode. I had a hunch it was caused by Homer, so I looked at the episode on Simpsons World - I might have missed others that didn't seem worth following up on like that).

    I'm counting most indirect kills. For my purposes, yes, Homer killed Maude. He would be named in a lawsuit if Ned Flanders were the suing type. Also, I just copied and pasted the entries, so I'm sorry they don't point to specific episodes. The page I linked to is a little better. Also, I didn't count animals.

    Nelson - 1
    Diver, drowned, when Nelson stole his equipment.

    Bart Simpson - 1
    A Man falls into in a sea of lava reaching for a pay phone to answer Bart's call in "Bart vs. Australia".

    Moe Szyslak - 3
    1. Child actor playing Alfalfa on Our Gang, beaten to death by Moe Szyslak as seen in a flashback in "Radioactive Man".
    2. Andy, died because he failed with Moe's drink-a-gallon-of-gin challenge "'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky".
    3. Health Inspector Frankie, died when eating one of Moe Szyslak's pickled eggs in "Mommie Beerest".

    Homer Simpson - 8
    1. Frank Grimes, died of electrocution after touching some cables marked "Extremely High Voltage" without safety gloves, whilst impersonating Homer Simpson in "Homer's Enemy".
    2. Captain Tenille, presumably died when Homer Simpson torpedoed him out of a submarine in "Simpson Tide".
    3. Maude Flanders, died in "Alone Again, Natura-Diddily" when she was knocked off a racetrack grandstand by t-shirts shot from cannons.[2] She was killed off due to problems with her voice actress Maggie Roswell. Maude's death is considered to be the most show-changing death, and affected Ned Flanders in several episodes after the incident.
    4. Man having operation, died when a tennis ball landed in his open chest in "Tennis the Menace", after Dr. Hibbert decided to operate on him outside.
    5. Lawyer, died when Homer drove over him in "My Mother the Carjacker".
    6. Diver, got electrocuted in "The Fat and the Furriest".
    7. Nuclear Inspector, after being rammed by Homer's car in "Diatribe of a Mad Housewife".
    8. Max, an ice cream truck driver. Died whilst giving Homer change for a $100.

    Lisa Simpson - 35
    35 people were killed during the reign of "Spring face" in The D'oh-cial Network.


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    Also note; I glossed over some, like the war-time related deaths which I'm not sure would actually point to any of our main Springfieldians. I don't know how I didn't wind up with any Mr. Burns deaths. Has he killed anyone, really? One time he laughed maniacally as a window washer plunged to his presumable doom, but it remains to be seen if he caused his fall or if he could have saved him. Maybe his office windows don't open.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thanksgiving View Post
    Also note; I glossed over some, like the war-time related deaths which I'm not sure would actually point to any of our main Springfieldians. I don't know how I didn't wind up with any Mr. Burns deaths. Has he killed anyone, really? One time he laughed maniacally as a window washer plunged to his presumable doom, but it remains to be seen if he caused his fall or if he could have saved him. Maybe his office windows don't open.
    There has been a few times when he has downright killed people. At the top of my head he mentioned that his parents cause of death was "getting in his way".

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    The original Fat Tony died cause of Homer. Indirectly.
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    It seems that Homer becomes the new Duffman because Barry broke one of his hips, implying the other ones died: I know that Larry (who was named Frank in the French version for some reason) died because Moe put a sticker on his face during Pygmoelian, another has been killed by Frank Grimes, Jr. during The great louse detective and another has been killed by Buck Mitchell during Marge and Homer turn a couple play.

    Then, Moe has killed at least 4 times.
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    Maude died because of Homer, so that adds to his kill list right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by thanksgiving View Post
    Here are the stats I got from this page: http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/In-show_deaths


    Lisa Simpson - 35
    35 people were killed during the reign of "Spring face" in The D'oh-cial Network.
    Awesome! Freddy Krueger would be proud.
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    Homer has 21+ kills in "The Simpsons Guy"


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    Why are you including kills from a different show

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    I'd say that the Simpsons Guy kills count. The initial query didn't specify *which* shows counted.

    And anyway, if anyone off The Simpsons ever got murdered in a Butterfinger ad, I wanna hear about it.

    Does the scene where Homer et al crush Shelbyville with the sun-blocker count? That'd have been, like, hundreds at least.

    EDIT: Frank Grimes, albeit indirectly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Homer View Post
    Why are you including kills from a different show
    Wasn't Matt Groening involved with that episode?
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    Quote Originally Posted by unaffiliated View Post
    And anyway, if anyone off The Simpsons ever got murdered in a Butterfinger ad, I wanna hear about it.


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    ^^^ Can't thank you enough for that, my day = MADE!

    EDIT: Matt was drawn into The Simpsons Guy, and I would assume they had to ask him about that, so yep! He was involved.

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    Didn't mister burns once say he was guilty of murder?



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