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    every post you make doesn't have to be a sarcastic buzz-kill you know!
    "Maybe there is no moral. Maybe its just a bunch of stuff that happened."
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    I know. I've been playing along, I'm just saying you can't pretend this is 100% discussion. Or even 50% discussion

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    Yeah but it was more of a response as to why this thread existed when we already had a "quote" thread. I was just saying we got one post in that quote thread, and 5 pages in this.
    and anyway, we got some konye discussion in here too, so you should pleased tbh!

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    Who Shot Grampa's Hat was extremely specific
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    father dies while son tinychats

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    Maybe he's gonna pee in the river!

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    but i was about to bang my gavel making the sentence official

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    I am the Lizard Queen!

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    Quote Originally Posted by handsome View Post
    pretty much every homer dig at milhouse is a guaranteed laugh
    i like the idea of mr burns having "heard of milhouse"


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    Quote Originally Posted by handsome View Post
    but i was about to bang my gavel making the sentence official
    Through the magic of fiber optics

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    judge harm was a great one time character

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    Milhouse: I love radioactive man. He's the best super hero ever!
    Nelson: Really? What about Fist face?
    Milhouse: Whose Fist face?
    ........................................................
    Milhouse: I demand you reveal the identity of Fist face!
    Nelson: He's you! ( Punches Milhouse in the face)
    thanks for the correction
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    Quote Originally Posted by BloodySimpsonChibi View Post
    Nelson: He's you! ( Punches Milhouse in the arm
    FIST ARM

    he punches him in the face

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    Colonel Dracula joins the navy

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    Wow! A Bob Mackie!

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    Lisa: "And there's the cane from Citizen Kane! Wait a minute... there was no cane in Citizen Kane."
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    don't feel threatened by a dude who gargles mayonnaise

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    The most rewarding part was when he gave me my money!

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    This is what makes me love THOH V so much:

    Lisa: Mom, is dad gonna kill us?

    Marge: We're just gonna have to wait and see.
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    1: Krusty Gets Busted/Homer's Night Out 2: The Way We Was/Bart's Dog Gets an F 3: Colonel Homer/Dog of Death 4: Marge vs. The Monorail/So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show 5: Cape Feare/Bart Gets An Elephant 6: Treehouse of Horror V/Another Simpsons Clip Show 7: Mother Simpson/Homerpalooza 8: You Only Move Twice/The Canine Mutiny 9: Lisa's Sax/The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons 10: Lisa Gets an A/Sunday Cruddy Sunday 11: Behind The Laughter/Beyond Blunderdome 12: Trilogy of Error/The Computer Wore Menace Shoes 13: I Am Furious Yellow/Homer the Moe 14: The Dad Who Knew Too Little/Large Marge 15: The Way We Weren't/Diatribe of a Mad Housewife 16: Thank God Its Doomsday/Mommie Beerest 17: Marge's Son Poisoning/Bonfire of the Manatees 18: Marge Gamer/Revenge is Best Served Three Times 19: Treehouse of Horror XVIII/That 90's Show 20: Gone Maggie Gone/Coming To Homerica 21: O Brother, Where Bart thou?/The Devil Wears Nada 22: Homer Scissorhands/The Fool Monty 23: Holidays of Future Passed/Moe Goes From Rags To Riches 24: Adventures In Baby-Getting/Whiskey Business 25: Brick Like Me/White Christmas Blues 26: Bart's New Friend/The Musk Who Fell to Earth 27: Halloween of Horror/Every Man's Dream 28: There Will Be Buds/Moho House 29: Gone Boy/Throw Grampa from the Dane

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    random character- this is the best im sorry party homers ever thrown
    lenny- who the hell are you?

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    Skinner: If by wank you mean educational fun, then sit back its wanking time!

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    should be a rule that quote threads cannot have anything past season 12 in them

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    Silly rabbit KICKS ARE FOR RIBS!!!!


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    I love this lazy saturdays, it's wensday Homer
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    Homer: Now we need code names. I'll be Cue Ball, Skinner can be 8 ball, Barney will be 12 ball, and Moe you can be Cue Ball.
    Moe: You're an idiot.

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    so i was watching "burns heir" today and i quite enjoyed the line "homer, that's hans moleman" because i was expecting her to say "homer, that isn't bart" but they actually acknowledged the person and it was pretty fresh cause they don't normally do this. JUST SOMETHING I NOTICED.

    ALSO, lisa needs braces!

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    Whaddya mean they don't normally?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alias Fakename View Post
    Whaddya mean they don't normally?
    when that joke comes up, and it's kind of a common one, they typically say what it's NOT, because it probably is a better joke but it's kind of overdone.

    like, if i ate some shampoo and was like man this candy is good. the joke would probably be "urhh... that's not candy" but that's really overdone compared to "you're eating shampoo".

    so i was pleased that they went the blunt, under-used route.

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    Good point. I wonder if it was an intentional joke that they know who he is.

    And uh... Lisa needs braces.



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