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    Episodes rated best and worst from each season:
    1: Krusty Gets Busted/Homer's Night Out 2: The Way We Was/Bart's Dog Gets an F 3: Colonel Homer/Dog of Death 4: Marge vs. The Monorail/So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show 5: Cape Feare/Bart Gets An Elephant 6: Treehouse of Horror V/Another Simpsons Clip Show 7: Mother Simpson/Homerpalooza 8: You Only Move Twice/The Canine Mutiny 9: Lisa's Sax/The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons 10: Lisa Gets an A/Sunday Cruddy Sunday 11: Behind The Laughter/Beyond Blunderdome 12: Trilogy of Error/The Computer Wore Menace Shoes 13: I Am Furious Yellow/Homer the Moe 14: The Dad Who Knew Too Little/Large Marge 15: The Way We Weren't/Diatribe of a Mad Housewife 16: Thank God Its Doomsday/Mommie Beerest 17: Marge's Son Poisoning/Bonfire of the Manatees 18: Marge Gamer/Revenge is Best Served Three Times 19: Treehouse of Horror XVIII/That 90's Show 20: Gone Maggie Gone/Coming To Homerica 21: O Brother, Where Bart thou?/The Devil Wears Nada 22: Homer Scissorhands/The Fool Monty 23: Holidays of Future Passed/Moe Goes From Rags To Riches 24: Adventures In Baby-Getting/Whiskey Business 25: Brick Like Me/White Christmas Blues 26: Bart's New Friend/The Musk Who Fell to Earth 27: Halloween of Horror/Every Man's Dream 28: There Will Be Buds/Moho House 29: Gone Boy/Throw Grampa from the Dane

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    Oh, a sextet of ale!

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    Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.

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    dental plan

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    Looks like those clowns in congress have done it again. What a bunch of clowns.

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    grampa- theres a few things i want to do before im dust in a jar
    homer- who said anything about a jar?


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    Marge: Now be good for Grampa while we're at the parent-teacher meeting. We'll bring back dinner.
    Lisa: What are we gonna have?
    Homer: Well, that depends on what your teachers say. If you've been good, pizza. If you've been bad... uh... let's see... poison.
    Lisa: What if one of us has been good and one of us has been bad?
    Bart: Poison pizza.
    Homer: Oh, no. I'm not making two stops


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    Sugar is not only fattening,

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    Exactly.

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    You're getting married?! Patty, that's wonderful! So, tell, tell, who's the lucky man? What does he do? Let me guess.

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    Honey, you should listen to your heart and not the voices in your head like a certain uncle did one gray december morn.

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    handsome i see you viewing the thread

    TURN BACK NOW
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    THIS VID IS MY FAV SIMPSON QUOTE


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    *darth vader gif where he says "no"*

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    do'ho
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    "This is worse than that 80 year old who pretended to be a freshman."

    "I just wanted a place to sit down."
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    don't feel threatened by a dude who gargles mayonnaise

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    Quote Originally Posted by General Pax View Post
    freshman.

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    I love women.


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    "bastard"

    - Bart

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    Baby turtles and alligators may seem like a cute idea for a pet, but they grow up.

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    "Have you ever heard of this kid Milhouse? He's a little wiener who--" makes me laugh so hard

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    pretty much every homer dig at milhouse is a guaranteed laugh

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    dental plan

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    Homer no function beer well without.

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    I don't understand the point of this thread. Yeah, we do have a perfectly good one. @Elliot74, can you please elaborate on why we need a "fresh one"?

    Oh, sorry:

    Homer: "I don't understand the point of this thread. Yeah, we do have a perfectly good one. @Elliot74, can you please elaborate on why we need a 'fresh one' "?
    Favorite and least favorite by season
    1. Krusty Gets Busted There’s No Disgrace Like Home 2. Bart Gets an F Dead Putting Society 3. Homer at the Bat Like Father, Like Clown 4. Brother From the Same Planet Krusty Gets Kancelled 5. Cape Feare Lady Bouvier’s Lover 6. Homer Badman Another Simpsons Clip Show 7. King-Size Homer Lisa the Iconoclast 8. Homer’s Enemy El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer 9. Bart Carny The Trouble With Trillions 10. Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo Homer Simpson in: “Kidney Trouble” 11. Guess Who’s Coming to Criticize Dinner? Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder 12. HOMЯ Tennis the Menace 13. Tales From the Public Domain She of Little Faith 14. The Dad Who Knew Too Little Helter Shelter 15. I, Annoyed Grunt)-bot Bart-Mangled Banner 16. A Star is Torn On a Clear Day I Can’t See My Sister 17. My Fair Laddy Bonfire of the Manatees 18. The Haw-Hawed Couple You Kent Always Say What You Want 19. Funeral for a Fiend All About Lisa 20. Gone Maggie Gone The Good, the Sad and the Drugly 21. The Bob Next Door The Color Yellow 22. Donnie Fatso Love is a Many Strangled Thing 23. The Falcon and the D’ohman A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again 24. Hardly Kirk-ing Moonshine River 25. The War of Art What to Expect When Bart’s Expecting 26. Sky Police Let’s Go Fly a Coot 27. Halloween of Horror Lisa With an ‘S’ 28. There Will Be Buds Moho House 29. Springfield Splendor Throw Grampa From the Dane

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    what episode is that quote from? my gut (post/av) tells me it's HOMER GOES TO SPACE

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    Who Shot Grampa's Hat?

    I thought you knew your Simpsons.

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    lisa needs braces

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    Quote Originally Posted by Financial Panther View Post
    I don't understand the point of this thread. Yeah, we do have a perfectly good one. @Elliot74, can you please elaborate on why we need a "fresh one"?
    I feel like the fact that this thread got 5 pages worth of posts in the time the other thread got ONE post (which was from you) is perfect evidence enough.
    It's not necessarily about the topic, you just sometimes need an excuse to get everyone posting again. Fresh threads get everyone's juices flowing and it's just fun to start over sometimes?
    And anyhow, this isn't meant to replace the other one or anything, this was supposed to just be a spontaneous fun thread where everyone could just Simpson-out for a little bit, seeing as not much discussion was happening in the GD at the time of creation.

    But I refer back to the principle that without this "pointless thread", there would be 5 less pages of people discussing Simpsons (and misc.) on this board! It's not like the thread takes up any room on the world wide web or anything, the board is just about posting and communicating so surely that should be encouraged through whatever means.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elliot74 View Post
    without this "pointless thread", there would be 5 less pages of people discussing Simpsons (and misc.) on this board!
    This isn't so much "discussion" as "nonsensically posting quotes you probably found on Google"



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