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    lisa needs braces

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    well, I wanna have a baby before it's too late.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ilovebender.com View Post
    I love women.


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    Dad, women won't like being shot in the face
    "Maybe there is no moral. Maybe its just a bunch of stuff that happened."
    - The Simpsons

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    Why don't you BOTH shut up?
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    Well if it isn't my old friend Mr. McGreg. With a leg for an arm, and an arm for a leg!

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    Homer: You just stick that guitar in the closet next to your shortwave radio your karate outfit, and your unicycle and we'll go inside and watch TV.
    Bart: What's on?
    Homer: It doesn't matter.

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    We really appreciate you taking the children on such short notice.

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    ILLEGALLY DOWNLOAD IT. IS THAT LEGAL?

    #season25fun #nodecline

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elliot74 View Post
    ILLEGALLY DOWNLOAD IT. IS THAT LEGAL?

    #season25fun #nodecline
    "You're a bad person"

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    Quote Originally Posted by bubsy3dfangirl View Post
    "You're a bad person"

    - Bart
    "your usertitle"
    - me

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    I've been singing you songs all day, I'm not a bloody jukebox.

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    my name is ELIAS FUCK A NAM EEE which i believe is hilariously spelled alias fakename

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elliot74 View Post
    Dad, women won't like being shot in the face
    women will like what i tell them to like

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    It's a pretty cromulent word.

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    Hercules Rockefeller, Rembrandt Q. Einstein, Handsome B. Wonderful


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    Homer: There's a $10,000 bill in it for you.
    Barney: Oh yeah? Which president is on it?
    Homer: Um, all of them. They are having a party. Jimmy Carter is passed out on the couch

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    ~ compilation of my fav jokes from all eras of the show ~

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    BART I told you not to use that word.

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    Call me Daddy.

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    I have 3 kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and 3 money!?

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    Marge: The plant called and said if you don't come in today, don't bother coming in Monday.
    Homer: Woohoo! Four day weekend.

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    Ah. I love these lazy Saturdays.


    It's Wednesday, Homer.

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    Ah, I love these real Saturdays. Not like that fake Saturday that almost got me fired.

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    Homer: Hello, my name is Mr. Burns.

    P.O. Worker: Okay, Mr. Burns. What's your first name?

    Homer: I...don't know.
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    Marge, I agree with you in theory -- in theory, communism works. In theory.

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    Son, this is Mrs. Burns.

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    dental plan

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alias Fakename View Post
    Marge, I agree with you in theory -- in theory, communism works. In theory.
    my most used quote IRL along with "You smiled, I'm off the hook"




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