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    Nelson: [taunts] Bart's got a dad. Bart's got a dad.
    Bart: I do not!

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    1. To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems. -Homer Simpson

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    Moe, I haven't seen the place this crowded since the government cracked down on you for accepting food stamps.

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    Once again Homer explains to us about women:

    A woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman!
    Homer: Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
    Marge: Homer! Watch your mouth!
    Homer: Aw, I gotta go. My damn weiner kids are listening.
    Lisa: We are not weiners!

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    : Ooh! I feel like a kid in some kind of a store.



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