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    Nelson: [taunts] Bart's got a dad. Bart's got a dad.
    Bart: I do not!

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    1. To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems. -Homer Simpson

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    Moe, I haven't seen the place this crowded since the government cracked down on you for accepting food stamps.

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    Once again Homer explains to us about women:

    A woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman!
    Homer no function beer well without.

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    : Ooh! I feel like a kid in some kind of a store.

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    ''hello im the wallet inspector''

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    : Guess what, Homie. There's going to be twice as much love in this house as there is now.
    : We're going to start doing it in the morning?




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