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    Let's just randomly post funny quotes

    inspired by this reddit thread: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/co...impsons_quote/

    Alias Fakename pointed out that yes, there is already a thread sort of like this out there but come on, it's a board where we're all posting and making the content ourselves. We're all aware there's another thread out there but sometimes you just need a fresh one. Why not just have some fun and have a random thread where we all just explode with Simpson goodness.

    LE GRILLE. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!
    Last edited by Elliot76; 04-08-2015 at 05:34 AM.
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    Have the Rolling Stones killed.

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    That's where I saw the leprechaun. He told me to burn things.


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    Mouldy? Old? I'm going to get something to eat!

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    nobody snuggles with max power. they strap themselves in AND FEEL THE Gs

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    I know you can read my thoughts, boy. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.


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    I'm going outside... to stalk... Lenny and Carl.


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    "You may get a compliment from an attractive co-worker... ooh, Lenny!"

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    MY EYE, I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO GET PUDDING IN IT


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    In America, first you get the sugar... den you get the power... den you get the women.


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    Money can be exchanged for goods and services
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    I gotta go, my damn wiener kids are listening

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    Spider Pig!

    Spider Pig!

    Does whatever a spider pig does!

    Can he swing from a web?

    No he can't

    He's a pig.

    Loook Ouuut,

    Here comes the Spider-Pig
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    TO BE CONTINUED...



    IMMEDIATELY


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    The preceding program contained scenes of extreme violence and should not have been viewed by young children.


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    I've run out of pie-related puns!
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    The goggles, they do nothing!
    I'm just like Bart!
    I'm Bart, who are you? by The No Homers Club

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    I'm like the dexter of masturbation.


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    "The doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughing at me."
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    me fail english ??? that's unpossible !!!!!!!!!!

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    hi super nintendo chalmers

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    You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is never try.


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    A bee bit my bottom! Now my bottom's big!


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    "I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with 'd'."
    "Dingus!" (Nelson hits Milhouse on the head)

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    Homer: Just quietly get this stuff inside your house *drops stuff* Homer, you're not listening!

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    Flanders, how do you stay so happy- and don't say Jesus!

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    I'm Henery the Eighth, I am,
    Henery the Eighth, I am, I am.
    I've been eating since 6 A.M.
    For dessert I'll have dinner again!
    My name's synonymous with gluttony.
    I'll always eat a turkey or a ham...

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    Dad, why did you bring me to a gay steel mill?

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    There's something bothering me about this place...

    I know! This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit!

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