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  1. #61
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    Tasting the knob

    Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part One:

    Oily Burns we hate.
    Someone will assassinate.
    Double Guitars rule.

    Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part Two:

    Who shot down this foe?
    Homer, Smithers - we don't know!
    Maybe the baby.

  2. #62
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    wah wah wah guest stars
    wah wah wah homer pain gags
    hilarious ep

  3. #63
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    The principal and the pauper

    I found it funny
    No matter who Skinner is
    To me it's canon

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    I'll do two haiku's:

    Co-Dependents Day

    Ugly episode
    Homer gets away with crime
    Marge should have left him

    Boring crossover
    Was too short and had no plot
    The whole thing felt forced

  5. #65
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    Lisa the Iconoclast

    Lisa finds the truth
    But she calls him great instead
    Lying piece of shit

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    Lisa The Iconoclast

    Lisa comes to find
    The truth is not important
    The myth will inspire
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    no homers dot net

  7. #67
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    I'll give it a go!

    Adventures in Baby Getting

    Marge wants a baby
    She decides not to have one
    Lisa does stuff too?

    On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister

    Bart and Lisa fight
    Skinner makes out with a corpse
    Just call this "Fuck Bart"

    Stark Raving Dad

    Micheal Jackson's here
    But he's just a crazy man
    Incredibly sweet

    Lady Bouvier's Lover

    Marge plays matchmaker
    Homer and Marge are siblings
    Marge why would you even-

  8. #68
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    Marge VS The Monorail
    It’s overrated
    Why does everyone love it?
    Not complaining though.

    Trilogy of Error
    Three connected plots
    Who said that it would not work?
    They were very wrong.

    The Computer Wore Menace Shoes
    Homer makes a blog.
    This one is underrated.
    But the third act blows.
    Last edited by Whyyoubig; 05-09-2018 at 03:35 PM.
    Favorite/least favorite by season (not counting clip shows)
    Season 1: Life on the Fast Lane/Some Enchanted Evening Season 2: Bart the Daredevil/Old Money Season 3: Bart the Lover/Dog of Death Season 4: Last Exit to Springfield/Marge in Chains Season 5: Cape Feare/Bart Gets an Elephant Season 6: Homer the Great/Fear of Flying Season 7: Mother Simpson/Homerpalooza Season 8: You Only Move Twice/Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(D’oh)cious Season 9: The City of New York Vs Homer Simpson/Lisa the Skeptic Season 10: Lisa Gets an A/Homer Simpson in: Kidney Trouble Season 11: Behind the Laughter/It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge Season 12: Trilogy of Error/Homer Vs Dignity Season 13: I Am Furious (Yellow)/The Frying Game Season 14: Moe Baby Blues/Barting Over Season 15: Simple Simpson/Bart-Mangled Banner Season 16: Don’t Fear the Roofer/On a Clear Day I Can’t See My Sister Season 17: The Seemingly Never-Ending Story/Bonfire of the Manatees Season 18: 24 Minutes/The Boys of Bummer Season 19: Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind/That 90’s Show Season 20: Gone Maggie Gone/In the Name of the Grandfather Season 21: The Bob Next Door/The Greatest Story Ever D’ohed Season 22: Angry Dad: The Movie/Elementary School Musical Season 23: Holidays of Future Passed/Lisa Goes Gaga Season 24: I haven’t seen this season Season 25: Brick Like Me/Days of Future Future Season 26: Simpsorama/The Musk Who Fell to Earth Season 27: Halloween of Horror/Every Man’s Dream Season 28: 22 For 30/Kamp Krustier Season 29: Gone Boy/The Old Blue Mayor She Ain’t What She Used to Be Season 30: TBD when 11 episodes have aired/TBD when 11 episodes have aired

  9. #69

    I Freaking love this episode

    And Maggie Makes Three

    Hilarious moments
    Completely Underrated
    Ending is perfect

  10. #70
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    Bart of Darkness

    An old favourite
    Good Hitchcock references
    Lettuce joke is gold

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    Seasons 9 - present

    "Life on the Fast Lane"
    Albert Brooks is great
    A dramatic masterpiece
    Best of season one.

    "Homer at the Bat"
    Lord Palmerston’s best
    Boggs says Pitt the Elder though
    You asked for a classic

    "Bart After Dark"
    Outlandish plot idea
    Does put the spring in Springfield
    It's a sleeper hit

    "Maximum Homerdrive"
    Homer gets a job
    Acts like a jackass, ho hum
    Why do I like it?

    "Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder"
    Superstrong Maggie
    Mole people and Ron Howard
    Who thought of this cr*p?

    Eight Misbehavin'
    Sloppy scriptwriting
    It needs tungsten to live, and
    A wacky third act

    "Kill the Alligator and Run"
    Why, why, why, why, why
    Why, why, why, why, why, why, why?
    Need I say any more?

    "The Computer Wore Menace Shoes"
    Incoherent dreck
    What happened to Swartzwelder
    To produce this stuff

    "Hungry, Hungry Homer"
    A gem in the rough
    Homer is still braindead, but
    The audience cares
    Last edited by Captain Wacky; 10-09-2018 at 10:53 AM.

  12. #72

    Bart vs Lisa vs Third Grade

    Lisa's in third grade
    Bart is also in third grade
    Resembles fan script
    Last edited by biffwestwood; 07-03-2019 at 11:14 AM.

  13. #73

    Itchy and Scratchy Land:
    Giant bad robots
    Oh no they're gonna kill us
    Lucky we survived

    The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase (ironic):
    Today's kids don't know what
    Show types we're built our
    Fake spin-offs on

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    NHCers continue to spectacularly fail at grasping the concept of haikus.
    Favorite and least favorite by season
    1. Life on the Fast Lane Homer’s Night Out 2. Bart Gets an F Dead Putting Society 3. Homer at the Bat Like Father, Like Clown 4. Brother From the Same Planet Krusty Gets Kancelled 5. Cape Feare Lady Bouvier’s Lover 6. Homer Badman Another Simpsons Clip Show 7. King-Size Homer Lisa the Iconoclast 8. Homer’s Enemy The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase 9. Bart Carny The Trouble With Trillions 10. Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo Homer Simpson in: “Kidney Trouble” 11. Guess Who’s Coming to Criticize Dinner? Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder 12. HOMЯ Tennis the Menace 13. Tales From the Public Domain She of Little Faith 14. The Dad Who Knew Too Little Helter Shelter 15. I, (Annoyed Grunt)-bot Bart-Mangled Banner 16. A Star is Torn On a Clear Day I Can’t See My Sister 17. My Fair Laddy Bonfire of the Manatees 18. The Haw-Hawed Couple You Kent Always Say What You Want 19. Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind All About Lisa 20. Gone Maggie Gone The Good, the Sad and the Drugly 21. The Bob Next Door The Color Yellow 22. Donnie Fatso Love is a Many Strangled Thing 23. The Falcon and the D’ohman A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again 24. Hardly Kirk-ing Moonshine River 25. The War of Art What to Expect When Bart’s Expecting 26. Sky Police Let’s Go Fly a Coot 27. Halloween of Horror Lisa With an ‘S’ 28. There Will Be Buds Moho House 29. Springfield Splendor Throw Grampa From the Dane 30. Daddicus Finch I Want You (She’s So Heavy) 31. Thanksgiving of Horror Warrin’ Priests (Part Two)

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    Big Ben

    Lisa Goes Gaga

    Lisa gets sad
    Then Lady Gaga shows up
    Fuck this episode

    Krusty Gets Busted

    Very funny episode
    Interesting plot
    Best of season 1

    Treehouse of Horror VI

    Adverts attack Springfield
    Groundskeeper Willie kills people
    Homer's in 3D

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    Big Ben

    I got more. This time, they're ACTUAL reviews.

    King Leer

    Absolute shite
    Moe's family are assholes
    Why do people like it?

    Bart Gets an Elephant

    The title says it all
    Nothing else to explain here
    It's pretty bland

  17. #77

    Marge Be Not Proud
    Said to lack satire,
    perhaps Christmas stories can
    succeed without scorn
    Bart Goes to VR School - 3/10 | Heroes & Heroin - 6/10 | The Rap Career of xXxMilhouseStreetLife - 2/10 | Little Miss Smartphone - 3/10
    Treehouse of Horror XLV - 6/10 | Ain't No Hologram Girl - 1/10 | Homer the Militia Leader - 5/10 | The Big One Thousand!!!!! - 2/10
    Bart's Unicycle - 4/10 | I Fell Into a Burns-ing Ring of Firewall - 2/10 | Once in a Blue-Haired Moon - 7/10
    Grandpa’s Got a Brand New Cybernetic Exoskeleton - 1/10 | Knowledge Pills & Tuition Bills - 3/10 | The Kwik-E-Mart Konglomerate Strikes Back - 3/10
    Quimby/Quagmire 2036 - 1/10 | Party at Homer's Mars Condo - 5/10 | The Flanders Revolution - 9/10 | All Revved Up With Nowhere to D’oh - 4/10
    An Ironic Simpsons Clip Show - 2/10 | Lindsey Naegle Falls in Love - 1/10
    Marge’s Mega Movie Star Mondays (Featuring Her Pal Homer) - 2/10 | Lisa's First Rave - 4/10

  18. #78
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    Homer Simpsons In: Kidney Trouble

    Totally awful
    Sickly, terrible nonsense
    Steaming pile of shit

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    Lisa's Rival:

    So Underrated,
    Features many laughs in it,
    Defines The Simpsons.
    My Favorite and Least Favorite from every season.
    U1: Babysitting Maggie/Burp Contest, U2: Space Patrol/The Funeral, U3: The Bart Simpson Show/Bart's Nightmare, S1: Krusty Gets Busted/Homer's Odyssey, S2: Lisa's Substitute/Principal Charming, S3: Saturdays Of Thunder /Mr. Lisa Goes To Washington, S4: Homer The Heretic/Marge In Chains, S5: Deep Space Homer/Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badasssss Song, S6: Lisa's Rival/Another Simpsons Clip Show, S7: Bart Sells His Soul/Scenes From The Class Struggle In Springfield, S8: The Springfield Files/My Sister, My Sitter, S9: The City Of New York vs Homer Simpson/All Singing, All Dancing, S10: Lisa Gets An 'A'/When You Dish Upon A Star, S11: Behind The Laughter/Kill The Alligator And Run, S12: Trilogy Of Error/Simpson Safari, S13: I Am Furious (Yellow)/The Frying Game, S14: Bart vs Lisa vs The 3rd Grade/Helter Shelter, S15: I, (Annoyed Grunt) Bot and The Wandering Juvie/Bart Mangled Banner, S16: Don’t Fear The Roofer/On A Clear Day I Can’t See My Sister, S17: Girls Just Want To Have Sums/Bonfire Of The Manatees, S18: 24 Minutes/Rome-Old and Juli-Eh, S19: The Debarted/All About Lisa, S20: Coming To Homerica/Lisa The Drama Queen, S21: Homer The Whopper/The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed, S22: Homer The Father/The Great Simpsina, S23: Holidays Of Future Passed/Treehouse Of Horror XXII and Lisa Goes Gaga, S24: The Saga Of Carl/Love Is A Many Splintered Thing, S25: Steal This Episode/Diggs, S26: Simpsorama/The Musk Who Fell To Earth, S27: Barthood/Friend With Benefit, S28: The Town/The Cad And The Hat, S29: Flanders Ladder/Treehouse Of Horror XXVIII, S30: Baby You Can't Drive My Car/Treehouse Of Horror XXIX, S31: Highway To Well/Warrin' Priests, Both Parts.

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