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    Review an episode in haiku form

    choose an episode
    review it in haiku form
    this could be quite fun

    (I am not sure if
    this should be in noiseland mods
    if not then move it)

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    A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again

    People like this one
    I have no idea why
    Bart is terrible
    Favorite and least favorite by season
    1. Krusty Gets Busted There’s No Disgrace Like Home 2. Bart Gets an F Dead Putting Society 3. Homer at the Bat Like Father, Like Clown 4. Brother From the Same Planet Krusty Gets Kancelled 5. Cape Feare Lady Bouvier’s Lover 6. Homer Badman Another Simpsons Clip Show 7. King-Size Homer Lisa the Iconoclast 8. Homer’s Enemy El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer 9. Bart Carny The Trouble With Trillions 10. Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo Homer Simpson in: “Kidney Trouble” 11. Guess Who’s Coming to Criticize Dinner? Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder 12. HOMЯ Tennis the Menace 13. Tales From the Public Domain She of Little Faith 14. The Dad Who Knew Too Little Helter Shelter 15. I, Annoyed Grunt)-bot Bart-Mangled Banner 16. A Star is Torn On a Clear Day I Can’t See My Sister 17. My Fair Laddy Bonfire of the Manatees 18. The Haw-Hawed Couple You Kent Always Say What You Want 19. Funeral for a Fiend All About Lisa 20. Gone Maggie Gone The Good, the Sad and the Drugly 21. The Bob Next Door The Color Yellow 22. Donnie Fatso Love is a Many Strangled Thing 23. The Falcon and the D’ohman A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again 24. Hardly Kirk-ing Moonshine River 25. The War of Art What to Expect When Bart’s Expecting 26. Sky Police Let’s Go Fly a Coot 27. Halloween of Horror Lisa With an ‘S’ 28. There Will Be Buds Moho House 29. Springfield Splendor Throw Grampa From the Dane

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    Rosebud

    Mr Burns, his bear
    Great but quite overrated
    American Cheese
    "Maybe there is no moral. Maybe it’s just a bunch of stuff that happened."
    - The Simpsons

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    Bye Bye, Nerdy

    This explains Nelson
    Dumb and stupid conclusion
    One hour dry cleaner

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    The Lastest Gun In The West

    Bart, he meets a dog
    And then he meets a cowboy
    It then ends, was dumb and dull
    Last edited by OldSchoolerSimpsons; 01-28-2016 at 05:32 AM.
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    "KONY 2012"


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    the way we weren't

    fan-fiction-esque dreck
    unforgivable ret-con
    heart shaped goddamn rock


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    Brick Like Me
    No humor at all
    All just a dream twist very dumb
    Lego commercial
    You're a dolt with the IQ of a peabrain that probably loves lowbrow sitcoms like The Big Bang Theory, Frasier and Seinfeld to not grasp the biting satire and wit of the classic 65 (Rugrats).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snospitmmer SimpEhtson View Post
    The Lastest Gun In The West

    Bart, he meets a dog
    And then he meets a cowboy
    It then ends, was dumb and dull
    5-7-5, not 5-7-7.

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    Co-Dependents Day

    Homer gets wasted
    Then frames Marge for driving drunk
    Marge still forgives him
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    I guess this is the same Nicholson who did Joker in the Batman 1989 movie.


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    not a review

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    Yeah it is. I summed up how ridiculous the episode is.

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    HD era

    Boring screw Flanders
    Screw Flanders screw Flanders screw
    Flanders screw Flanders


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    steal this episode:

    popular ep here
    "best in years" says everyone
    but it fuckin' sucks.




    ep is one syllable, right?
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    Homerazzi, yay
    It is really really great
    Fun times all around
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    Quote Originally Posted by BuyMyCereal View Post
    Yeah it is. I summed up how ridiculous the episode is.
    u literally just described the ep

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    I guess just describing a ridiculous plot isn't enough for you, but that plot is the reason why the episode fails.

    Fine, here's a proper one:

    Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing

    It's not bad at first
    But then Bart pisses his pants
    *strangles self to death*

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    nah could've been pulled off well if it was funny. wasn't funny tho

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    Homer The Smithers

    Smithers leaves Burns a while
    Homer takes over, Smithers is ditched
    And laughs are everywhere!
    Last edited by OldSchoolerSimpsons; 01-28-2016 at 05:35 AM.

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    cape feare

    how could an ep with
    hms pinafore and
    lady abe be best?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mutilated_lips View Post
    how could an ep with
    hms pinafore... be best?
    Oh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ofhf View Post
    Oh?
    the kind of overtly cartoony scene that should be reserved for more traditional cartoons that aren't attempting to immerse you into a legitimately dramatic story. were it a throwaway joke i'd have no issue but it's pratically a story point and that is unforgivably stupid and pulls me out of the drama instantly. one of the worst moments of the classic era.

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    But that episode was silly from the start, HMS Pinafore was just the icing on the cake.

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    silly in quick busts but not in story turns. except bob getting trampled by elephants which is also dumb but the sign gags save it.

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    anyway this isnt the thread for this and i think i and plenty of others have spent enough time on this board justifying opinions to you so i'm done. back to the haikus!
    Last edited by tyler; 01-24-2015 at 06:26 AM. Reason: i hate this phone

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    How I Spent My Strummer Vacation

    What the fuck is this
    Jerkass Homer bullshit ep
    I fucking hate you
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    Here's FIVE non-rock songs I like:
    Take On Me
    Hello
    Mad World
    Unreal Superhero 3
    Lisa Frank 420/Modern Computing
    So i'm not a rockist

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    Reviewing Amanda

    Hurt Bart Sells His Soul?
    Why the fuck did you do that?
    Are you mental, friend?

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    Wizard on Evergreen Terrace

    Thomas Edison
    Homer loves him because plot
    Gangway, gotta poop


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    the fat and the furriest

    homer fights a bear
    maybe moe gets a cellphone
    have no fears we'll have


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    Burns Baby Burns

    Good special guest choice
    Mr Burns son, how clever
    Act Three, Sitcom Plot

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    Co-Dependent's Day
    Whoever had this
    horrible idea should be
    executed now.




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