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    Rate and Review South Park: "Cock Magic"

    Original Airdate: November 19th, 2014. Kenny excels at playing a trading card game, while the boys do illegal things in the basement of City Wok, and Wendy understands why Stan needs guy time. Oh, and more Randy Lorde stuff probably, or whatever, fuck you. Rate and review after it airs and stuff.
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    randy is lorde 1/5


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    it's going to be absolutely amazing like the rest of the flawless Season 18!
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    I think South Park is just as good as ever

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    Well that was shit. 1.5/5. I was debating whether or not it's closer to a 1 or 2 but since I gave Fund Yourself a 2 I guess this can have the same rating as that and I suppose it had a few funny parts to keep it from being worse.

    Disappointed that Kenny and Wendy barely did anything. Just roosters playing cards and Randy playing with his penis.

    I did like seeing The Star Wars geeks and Wing in the background though.
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    Besides the sheer shock laughs I got from Randy's cock show (absolutely killed me when he did it in front of the boys, then cringed when I thought he actually messed up at the birthday party, then just confused at the fact I'm actually seeing this), it was pretty boring. Nice to see Wendy and Kenny speak again, though they really didn't do much. Wish they did something with the volleyball team, cause the Cocks playing Magic joke got old really quick.

    Overall: 2/5, worst of the Season so far. Hopefully the week break will up the quality of the last 2 episodes, really hoping for more episodes along the quality of the last few episodes to end on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HANDSOME.S4.COMPLETE.XviD View Post
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    Pretty great stuff, especially Randy's act at the end. The fact that Randy actually had a drummer in the bathroom was hilarious. 4.5/5

    Can't wait for AV Club's C+ as usual.

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    AV Club gave it an A-!: http://www.avclub.com/tvclub/south-p...k-magic-212103
    But probably because the reviewer was different to the rest of this season's episodes.

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    Yowch. Just terrible. I watched the latest Brickleberry episode because it was on and even that was more enjoyable. 1/5

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    Eh... not bad but not great either. I really didn't like Randy's subplot, the scene at the kids birthday has to be one of the worst in the show. Maybe some of the tricks were funny. The boys plot was okay, I've never played Magic The Gathering myself so I've probably missed a lot of jokes based around it. I agree they could've done more about Kenny, Wendy and the woman volleyball team. I liked see'ing some of the old nerds back at the first duel.

    Overall I didn't find this episode that funny, its probably my new least favorite of the season. I'll give it a 2.5/5, just barely rounded to a 2/5. Maybe if I knew more about MTG it could've been rounded to a 3/5.

    Also I bet the ''SOUTH PARK ON MOTORCYCLES!'' written at the 1/5 rating is based off ''CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!'' from the Yugioh abridged series ?
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    That was pretty bad. I chuckled at "That thing isn't human!" and Randy's antic were a bit amusing but I can't really say the same about cocks playing Magic.

    2/5

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    Average at best, a let down after the past few episodes. Randy's cock magic was waaay overdone by the end. The chicken fights amused me a bit because of that being so annoyingly popular here among Filipinos, and I felt it was a bit creative how they worked in the card game like one of those fights. Definitely wish they would've focused more on the girl's volleyball since I girl's volleyball
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    I thought this was a fun and twisted episode. It might help that I'm a Magic fan (although I had no idea what most of those newer cards were), but I thought it was entertaining and silly without getting too wrapped up in current events. The roosters playing Magic started to get a bit repetitive, but Randy kept the laughs coming for me with his absolutely insane magic show. It might've been the most I've laughed at him since the time he was merrily bouncing around on his genitals. I guess Randy's privates bring consistent laughs for me. Who knew? 4/5

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    bad prediction on my part!

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    Pretty weird episode overall. Randy's cock magic was by far the most amusing thing about it (Let's be honest, if you're gonna do a story like that you might as well make it as fucking goofy as you can because there's no other real direction you can go in with it) the whole "Roosters playing Magic the Gathering" thing felt like it was gonna be a typical "Dumb thing of the week in South Park" that would lend to something with Wendy wanting Stan to pay attention to her instead, but she didn't really do anything at all other than give Stan a sudden pointless feeling of guilt when they found out she played for the volleyball team. Hell, they didn't even make much use of Kenny in the main story either (Cartman's "I think he's smiling" was a neat little joke though, and I liked that they used one of the music cues from Stick of Truth during the scene where they picked out a Rooster). Honestly, I was expecting Kenny's Rooster opponent to get pissed off during the match and just kill him. Would have been a much better way to showcase some actual brutality and then have everyone be like "Oh wait, that's not cool".

    I can't say I hated it, but I really can't say I loved it either. I'll be nice and award it a middle of the road 3/5 (It would likely be lower were it not for Randy's little antics in this one).
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    yup, what shaun said. the magic the gathering plot was so horrifically mangled despite being quite cute in places (and that ending was just bad), but randy's cock magic had me laughing silly. mostly because after two straight days of intense pain, a dumb laugh is always welcome.

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    More like cock and bull than cock magic.

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    Excluding the dismal first episode, this was the weakest of the season, but it still felt like it had good intentions and the focus on the boys was surprisingly down to earth.
    Too much Randy and too many tedious jokes, but the bit at the end with him doing the magic in the basement was my only laugh of the episode. Not enough Wendy & Stan as I would have expected but I enjoyed the subtle girls volleyball stuff going on in the background. They realised there was no point elaborating on it and it ended up fitting in well nicely with the rest of the episode.
    I always enjoy a bit of a focus on Kenny and I liked the boys just being boys again.

    Pretty boring episode but still had enough charm and character to keep it from being Season 16-17 mind-numbing.

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    Fuck it. I thought it was relatively good. Quite surprised at the outright hatred for this episode.

    I think they could have done more with the 'cock fighting' beyond the satire of them playing Magic The Gather. Randy was the funniest he's been since probably the musical ep in season 15.

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    ok i just saw this and EH it was ok. i mean both of the plots revolved around beating a dead horse, but they were funny enough. i LOLed at the "i think he's smiling" and "that thing isn't human"

    two stray observations
    1. who voiced the cock magic announcer? serafinowicz?
    2. man i hate their new design of roosters. it's so un-SP

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    Finally got around to watching this... two weeks later...

    ACT ONE:

    Magic the Gathering tournament = hardcore dude shit.

    Cool, City Wok! Pretty underused in the new episodes.

    LOL, I love the twist where it turns out the roosters are playing Magic the Gathering!

    Sigh... Sgt. Yates...

    Ugh... CC is allowed to show Randy's penis now? I hope they never use that again in future episodes.

    LOL @ the guy playing drums in the bathroom.

    ACT TWO:


    The "cock" stuff is getting old.

    I admire them for not using the obvious twist of seeing the kids' parents catch Randy with his penis out.

    The volleyball coach sounds like a new cast member.

    LOL @ Plaza de Esterotypo.

    ACT THREE:

    This act was pretty unspectacular, but I did like Randy pulling out a boquet from his pants, throwing it at a woman in an audience and then her reacting in disgust.

    "Detective Harris?" Looks like they forgot he was Sargeant Yates.

    OVERALL:

    Pretty boring, but not bad. High 3/5.
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