report to this thread if you just had a shit

[Johnny Deformed]

this is the thread you come to after you have had a shit. not mentally, or falsely, but genuinely. let's not keep this cluttered please. you can tell a story about it if you'd like or you can just pop in to say you had a shit. NOTE: YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO REPORT HERE IF YOU HAD A SHIT MORE THAN 2 HOURS AGO. THAT IS THE CUT-OFF DATE. THIS IS MANDATORY INFORMATION.

[tyler]

where's the goddamned poll

[The Spruce Moose]

What about shit threads, because i'm knee deep in one of those right now.

[Simpsons_Sweden]

[The Monorail]

I did have a shit, it was an hour ago. A decent shit, if I may say. Didn't take very long and there wasn't any diarrhea or constipation.

[pax]

Why does this thread exist?

[Xaiv]

Does it count if you're in the process of one?

[closeface]

I did have a shit, it was an hour ago. A decent shit, if I may say. Didn't take very long and there wasn't any diarrhea or constipation.

More detail, please

[Two Guys, a Girl, and a kat]

new and improved ways

[Johnny Deformed]

what are you on about

[Ryan]

I'd like to report a shit thread, thanks.

solution: flushing it down the toilet