I would. Sure. Sex is sex, and money is money. I dont have much shame.
I would. Sure. Sex is sex, and money is money. I dont have much shame.
Yes, of course, who wouldn't?
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Probably no--oh it's an OSS thread? Then I would totally do BDSM porn. I've always wanted to remove someone's nipples on camera.
by: OldSchoolerSimpsons, tyler
by: BuyMyCereal, Irvine, Xaiv
well you're no fun
Something tells me OSS didn't quite think this thread through.
by: ThatsAPaddlin
I guess it depends on what your definition of make a porno is. If you mean a professional shoot by a company then yeah I'd probably do that if the pay was good, or if you mean just record myself and another partner to use the videos for ourselves or put online. Cause I've done that many times and will continue to do so.
by: OldSchoolerSimpsons, Ryan, Shaunbadia, tyler
You can find all my videos at UglyRetardedFaggots.com
by: OldSchoolerSimpsons, Sam, Tromboon
No way. If a family member stumbles upon one of your videos, you're screwed.
i'm not fit for professional porn, but like a home video or something? sure why not, doesn't bother me if the world sees my dick. it's nothing special anyway.
No. They don't seem fun at all. I don't get the appeal of people wanting to be porn stars. It seems mostly uncomfortable and you'd be paired up with anybody (regardless of if you like them or not) against your will, and act like you enjoy it (and overact for that matter) knowing that thousands of people will jerk off to said filming of said porno later. You could achieve a much more pleasant experience with someone you meet in real life and not have to fake anything. And you'd have to be worried about STDs and all that crap so no...
And people saying "oh but you get to have sex all the time so it's worth it" I don't know if thats true or not. Sure you'd probably get a lot of sex but honestly how pleasant would it be if you'd have to retake stuff a bunch of times, not being able to choose your partner or control anything, and not to mention have people gawk and film you doing it? No thanks.
And if people you know recognized you as said porn star in real life I don't know how i'd react. I know some people would enjoy and thrive off the attention, but being well known for something like that is just not the most glamorous thing.
Im talking about big budget pornos here. Obviously all of this doesnt apply to more real homemade stuff. But still, I wouldnt subject myself to that either. I like my privacy.
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People thought it was a cigar hate site so they changed the domain.
by: tyler
Wait, you know this site? Did you see his videos?!
Oh you're still milking this bit?
Oh shit...this was a joke, wasn't it?
Damn it.
by: OldSchoolerSimpsons, pax
Last edited by Swoony; 10-03-2014 at 08:29 PM.
Last edited by pax; 10-03-2014 at 09:17 PM.
He's referring to my personality. But it's time for the terrible truth: After I looked up the domain amd found that it didn't exist, I was pretty sure that he was joking. I just wanted to play around a bit.
I remember seeing a documentary many years ago on TV about the lives of these porn stars and much of what you have brought up here was addressed. Everyone seemed to get along well enough and there was quite an odd sense of professionalism between the actors who didn't seem to think much of basically walking up to someone, shaking their hand and being like "Hey, how's it going? Guess, we're gonna be fucking today, huh? How are you with certain positions? What kinds of scenes have you shot before? Anything you're not able to do that we can maybe try and work around?" etc.
Overall though, it was made very clear that the sex itself was so manufactured that for them it becomes such a going through the motions thing where they're not even able to legit enjoy themselves anymore. Like, it's not impossible to do but when you're having to be fluffed and for some take pills to stay hard between scenes and delay your orgasm for an exceptionally long period of time while scenes are shot multiple times it kinda removes that super fun aspect that many people see the job as being based on the simple "You get paid to fuck people" attitude.
I would be completely willing to star in a porn that parodied the NHC in which a pornstar portraying OSS came and rammed his "thumbs up" in everyone's asshole. It would be called Thumbed by: Whether You Like It Or Not. While also providing a satire on OSS' addiction to thumbs, it could also satirize the many familiar aspects we know and love from the NHC.
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