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    I would murder the above user by...

    Just describe how you would murder the above user

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    I wouldn't because murder is a sin.

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    ^Crucifixion for you then


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    ^^ Impale him on a giant spike ^^

    Anus first.

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    Seal all the holes in the above user's body other than the mouth, and blast oxygen into it. Eventually the pressure would become too much and KABLAMMO!

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    I'd remove each of his teeth with a crowbar, and then embed them in his arsehole.

    Oh, and then shoot him in the head.

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    Slowly grate his skin off with a cheese grater, blend it, and force feed it to him.

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    ^

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    An alkaline bath.

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    Explosive and lethal sex.


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    Forcing him to watch a Cleveland show marathon until his ears bleed and eyes explode.


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    Fuck You @Swoony you had the harshest death of ALL!

    Just for that I'd rape you then shoot you in the face.

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    Gouge their eyes out and roast their body over a warm fire.. then eat them, of course! Wait.. I'm a vegan.

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    throw them off a cliff
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    Yay!!!
    Cutting their goodies off/out.

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    Beat upside the head with a golf club.

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    ^Scare to death with my spooky ghost costume


    Quote Originally Posted by Swoony View Post
    Explosive and lethal sex.


    Quote Originally Posted by ManiacalRoboKiller View Post
    Fuck You @Swoony you had the harshest death of ALL!

    Just for that I'd rape you then shoot you in the face.
    I think we all know what your going to shoot in her face


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    @Shaunbadia racist joke, then sexist joke, then sex joke. All in one post back to back to back. Must be a new record...

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    I would murder the above poster by making them laugh non-stop at one of their favourite comedies.

    Whether they would die from the asphyxiation or mere suicide because they can't bear to hear their own laugh anymore (or referencing of it!), you decide.


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    I'd murder the above user by keeping them alive to suffer.
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    I'd reply but I've reached my quota of daily Kid Moe thumbs.

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    I would kill the above user by beating them to death whilst wearing boxing gloves wrapped in barbed wire.


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    vicious anal rape with a knife


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    Strap him on top of an airplane, then have the airplane crash while he's on the top of it.


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    I'd recreate the famous scene in Reservoir Dogs with Mr. Blond and the cop. I'd do everything from the little dance to talking into the ear that I'm holding in the air. Then I'd cover you in the petrol and burn you alive. What do I do with the body, though? Have you seen Fargo?
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    I would murder the above poster by crushing their tongue under a hydraulic press, while also sodomising them with a handgun.

    And then shooting them.

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    Inserting a tube full of sulfuric acid up the anus.


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    A par of Scissors to the temple while they're sedated, painless. I'm too nice to be grisly.

    I'd probably apologise profusly beforehand aswell.
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    Putting their penis in a paper shredder.


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    Quote Originally Posted by N Wilbury View Post
    Putting their penis in a paper shredder.
    Sadistic little bastard aren't you?

    Force-feed them their own pets til they choke. Shakespearian Style! (sort of)



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