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    What's the most atrociously unfunny joke you've ever heard?

    Because wow, this a paraphrased post from the Futurama forum PEEL)

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    That's, like, the opposite of comedy. It doesn't work as meta-humour, or even meta-meta humour. It's just awful.

    Yeah, I haven't seen anything that'd top that, but I'm sure some of you guys have.
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    something by OSS or N probably


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    Probably one of my own.
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    It involved lesbian vampires and... I'm sure you can already guess what the joke and the punchline were.

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    probably one of @Kid Moe's
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    I personally think the simpsons is as good as ever


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    It's a horribly offensive rape joke. I won't post it here.

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    anybody who tries to be clever with "when life gives you lemons..." just stop. there's no way it's going to be funny because it never was.

    also I've noticed there are some people on my facebook feed who make these awkwardly structured statuses that are meant to be funny. like some of them are so interesting due to how humorless it is and all I can think about is how humorless the person must be in person. I know that sounds mean, but seriously the next bad status I see, I'll post it here and let you all be the judge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hutz View Post
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    It usually depends a lot how it's delivered. The most awkward ones are always those where the person telling the joke just forces it down on you, watches at you if you liked the joke, which causes me to make a very awkward, forced smirk. I prefer a sort of deadpan style of delivering the joke, and admire people who tell funny things with a straight face.

    I can't pick any specific jokes. I forget bad jokes pretty quickly, which is good.
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    Not sure. Probably some really safe pun-based shit that came in a Christmas cracker.

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    It involved lesbian vampires and... I'm sure you can already guess what the joke and the punchline were.
    This movie?


    Quote Originally Posted by DoctorMcGann View Post
    It's a horribly offensive rape joke. I won't post it here.
    Please do.
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    I'm pretty sure it would start a long argument over rape jokes, and I'm just out of my last massive argument.

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    @DoctorMcGann this is a thread for jokes you don't find funny, so it's not like you're gonna be bombarded with "OH MY GOD! HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT!? YOU MONSTER!" if you post it given the thread topic.

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    Fine.

    Nine out of ten people enjoy gang rape.


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    I get jokes

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    Quote Originally Posted by DoctorMcGann View Post
    Fine.

    Nine out of ten people enjoy gang rape.
    Is that all? Man, that one is old as shit.


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    Probably those stupid dead baby jokes
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    Knock Knock?

    Who's there?

    Doctor.

    Doctor who?

    Yes, I can travel through time but not through your door.

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    that whole ''shaggy dog story'' joke.

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    Can't pinpoint a single one, but knock-knock jokes are atrociously unfunny. Most of the time they're not much more than awkward puns.

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    A man walks into a bar.

    Ouch.


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    My friend once told this joke called "Purple Passions" about a guy who, every time he says the phrase "purple passions", people react incredibly strongly, get offended, angry, and kick him out of wherever he is...and it's this long story of him trying to discover the meaning of "purple passions"; finally he meets a woman who tells him that a man in an apartment across the street knows what it means and he'll tell him, so he walks across the street and get hits by a bus. The moral of the story: always look both ways before crossing the street.

    Afterwards I was like "did you seriously just make me sit there for 5 minutes listening to that?!!"
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    I tell those sometimes. People have mixed reactions to wasting 5 minutes of their life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitsy View Post
    My friend once told this joke called "Purple Passions" about a guy who, every time he says the phrase "purple passions", people react incredibly strongly, get offended, angry, and kick him out of wherever he is...and it's this long story of him trying to discover the meaning of "purple passions"; finally he meets a woman who tells him that a man in an apartment across the street knows what it means and he'll tell him, so he walks across the street and get hits by a bus. The moral of the story: always look both ways before crossing the street.

    Afterwards I was like "did you seriously just make me sit there for 5 minutes listening to that?!!"
    I think that half the time the appeal of those jokes are for the person telling them rather than the person listening. : D

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugh Jazz View Post
    I think that half the time the appeal of those jokes are for the person telling them rather than the person listening. : D
    a bit like ''the aristocrats''

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitsy View Post
    My friend once told this joke called "Purple Passions" about a guy who, every time he says the phrase "purple passions", people react incredibly strongly, get offended, angry, and kick him out of wherever he is...and it's this long story of him trying to discover the meaning of "purple passions"; finally he meets a woman who tells him that a man in an apartment across the street knows what it means and he'll tell him, so he walks across the street and get hits by a bus. The moral of the story: always look both ways before crossing the street.

    Afterwards I was like "did you seriously just make me sit there for 5 minutes listening to that?!!"
    back in high school we told the same joke except instead of purple passions it was about some kid who constantly requests red and white ping pong balls for any gift he receives. the longer you fleshed it out, the funnier the joke became. I told a version once that lasted 15 minutes long.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan View Post
    back in high school we told the same joke except instead of purple passions it was about some kid who constantly requests red and white ping pong balls for any gift he receives. the longer you fleshed it out, the funnier the joke became. I told a version once that lasted 15 minutes long.
    I....kind of want to hear that. The fifteen minute long version, I mean.

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    My friend Eric had a version of one of those about these people happening upon a pink and white town. He would do sound effects for every damn thing and tell it in this smooth bedtime story voice. I think it was about 6 minutes long.

    Anyway, there's a certain point at which an unfunny joke becomes funny again. Depends on the delivery and the awareness of the joke-teller that they're telling awful jokes. Not rape and racist jokes, but corny old jokes and lame puns.
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    what's 10 inches long, purple and makes women scream in the morning?
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