if only that couch wasn't there..
I act like always, then slooooooowly builds it on
I don't say shit
I say shit, but not shit that makes her/him interested in me
I act maybe a little shaky, but he/she doesn't notice it too much
I act odder than usual, but while it's a bit prevalent, it isn't too serious
I act very strange at moments, but without wrecking it
He/she DOES notice I act odd very clearly, but he/she likes me enough to forgive it
I show I like the person more than as a friend, and hope he/she isn't scared away
I BEG he/she will be together with me, but still don't try to force him/her
I try to DEMAND from him/her to be together with me
You know those creepy stalker shows from TLC?
if only that couch wasn't there..
Why do I even bother trying to stay positive when the outcome is always awful?
Originally Posted by scully apologist;bt39949
by: pilcrow
It's beside the entrance door.
Never mind what I posted earlier (I even have deleted that post) There hasn't been any luck at all. I will never find love ever.
Last edited by OldSchoolerSimpsons; 02-08-2016 at 07:53 AM.
Have you considered Tinder or OKCupid? I downloaded Tinder yesterday and am scheduled to meet a guy in about an hour.
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Did she say no or could you not go through with it?
I never had a chance to ask. She right away said I was sweet but that she already had a boyfr...
Fuck, I can't even type the full word out. I'm just sad right now.
I know how you feel.
ugh deleted your post, really?
also is Panther about to get laid
Yeah, stuff came up that prevented that. I have no idea what to expect of this.
by: kupomog, The Spruce Moose, Tromboon
Keep in mind though she's the only girl in all of Sweden
Why let a thing like a boyfriend get in the way of true love. I bet you he's a jerk to her and you can save her from him
Yeah, and keep in mind: it isn't over until she gets a restraining order
by: ThatsAPaddlin
I despise Tinder with every fiber in my body. How is OKCupid? It better not be a pay-per-month site.
Also, believe me, I've tried before, even harder than ever, to get a girl to like me even when I have found out they have a partner. It never works and the worst case was when I tried in almost a year after the news. I would never want to go back to that horrifying road again.¨
Edit: Never mind, that damn site doesn't even have "Sweden" as an option when it comes to which country you are from.
Edit 2: Never mind, it actually did.
Last edited by OldSchoolerSimpsons; 02-08-2016 at 08:58 AM.
by: pax
why do you despise tinder
Casual reminder that I met my boyfriend on a dating site and 8 months later we're going pretty strong sooo
Been 20 minutes and he hasn't shown up. I expected this, but I'm still mad.
by: wh
Oss what do you have against dating sites? They exist for a reason...
Um
So maybe Panther is into guys. Does it fuckin matter? We don't have to be assholes for the sake of being an asshole.
I'd date panther
Of all the things to banter about with Panther I don't think being into guys is very high up the list.
This guy better show up soon, Panther or you won't get the chance to charm the pants off him.
I gave up. He never even responded to my message.
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