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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoony View Post
    Short guys like it, i'm sure.
    Best experience of this short guy's life, I'm sure.

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    Speaking of height, I find lots of girls put too much importance on it. Having a tall guy is #1 on a lot of people's lists. I personally couldn't really care less either way as long as he's within a reasonable height distance from me. I also don't care about abs or being toned or anything. As long as they aren't anorexic or unhealthily overweight it doesn't matter much.

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    ok

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    Were you responding to me? I feel like you post indirectly to people in threads half the time just to confuse them.

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    I personally like taller girls better than shorter ones.

    5'5" (65.1 cm) - 5'9" (175.26 cm) seems to be my range.

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    yeah @Insomnia mate you need more fishing for compliments or we'll never know who you're aiming these posts at.
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    Irvine mate

    Clean up your mess. Now!

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    I feel like 5'8-6'2" would be nice.

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    damn, inch too short
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    Meh, height has never been something I've taken into account that much. I'm 5''9 myself which is average enough for someone my age and build. Whether you're taller or shorter than that really doesn't make a damn bit of difference to me.

    Getting back to the matter at hand though it appears as though @Irvine has blown a load in his pants and to be quite honest it's probably the most intense joy this forum has ever given someone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joey Joe-Joe Jnr Shabadoo View Post
    Irvine mate

    Clean up your mess. Now!
    Did I get my math wrong?

    That's what you get for using an online converter, I guess.

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    Inch short where?

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    Life is full of inches.

    We all know what happened to Pacino in that locker room.

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    The lesson here is we all need cyborgs built to our specifications.


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    We're just talking shit because all of us are loners with no dating experience.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoony View Post
    Inch short where?
    Hey! I saw that edit! @hammster the woman is asking you a question.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoony View Post
    I feel like 5'8-6'2" would be nice.
    I'm within that range!


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    I got lionel hutz confused with hammster.

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    Speaking of which, anyone ever been molested at a driving range before?

    Puts a new meaning to swinging your balls.

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    I am a homo.

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    Double post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irvine View Post
    I'm within that range!

    5 more pages of awkward flirting and bored boarders confirmed.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoony View Post
    We're just talking shit because all of us are loners with no dating experience.
    You do know that one of the people in this thread is married and has a child, right

    EDIT: 2 actually, I forgot @D4C also posted in here

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    Also, I have some dating experience, but not very much.

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    Dates are a fruit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaunbadia View Post
    You do know that one of the people in this thread is married and has a child, right?
    I know kupomog is married with a child. I was mostly referring to myself, irvine, spruce moose, and locke.

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    Ah, well then fair enough I suppose.



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