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    Bowchickawahwah

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    Oh and every time Leicester City lose a football match, I get the horn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joey Joe-Joe Jnr Shabadoo View Post
    Oh and every time Leicester City lose a football match, I get the horn.
    Like me and Portsmouth.

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    In that case, you must have erupted like Krakatoa when they were relegated to League One.

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    Not Southampton though. That was a massive turn-off.

    But yeah, never been a fan of Portsmouth. They're our natural rivals.

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    Pochettino looks like a rising star in football management and you have a good team with great potential and I think a top 10 finish is more than achievable.

    anyway back to the sex, has anyone here or viewing this thread - you know who you are - ever used a butt plug?

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    I just want Saints to get into the top 10 or something so I can just go to Portsmouth and laugh in their faces.

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    Nope, besides, nothing is ever as good as the real thing. unless you have an active wrist and a vivid imagination.
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    This is the campest my imagination gets:

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    ...even Alan Carr thinks that song is too gay!

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    The gayest song of all time has got to be In the Navy. And it's a fucking awful song to boot.

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    One thing I've never done, amazingly, is have a dead arm wank.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joey Joe-Joe Jnr Shabadoo View Post
    Pochettino looks like a rising star in football management and you have a good team with great potential and I think a top 10 finish is more than achievable.

    anyway back to the sex, has anyone here or viewing this thread - you know who you are - ever used a butt plug?
    I want to use one but haven't yet
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    Here's FIVE non-rock songs I like:
    Take On Me
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    Lisa Frank 420/Modern Computing
    So i'm not a rockist

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    Another classic @Joey Joe-Joe Jnr Shabadoo thread I see...
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    Like Seth MacFarlane's addiction to creating terrible new shows, Matt Groening has a problem with concluding a show. He needs therapy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManiacalRoboKiller View Post
    Another classic @Joey Joe-Joe Jnr Shabadoo thread I see...
    You know it kiddo

    So Mr RoboKiller, do you dream of R2D2 giving you a reach around?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Spruce Moose View Post
    I want to use one but haven't yet
    Just buy one off ebay and use a fake name. Instead of calling yourself 'The Spruce Moose', use something unbelievably cartoony like...John Smith.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joey Joe-Joe Jnr Shabadoo View Post
    You know it kiddo

    So Mr RoboKiller, do you dream of R2D2 giving you a reach around?
    Naw Star Wars fucking sucks.

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    As soon as I saw this thread in the most last post column next to The Free For All I was like "This had better still be open". I was not disappointed.

    Anyway, I've mentioned what I like on here before and I've done it so it's not really a fantasy as such, so I'm not entirely sure what else I could possibly contribute to this thread that isn't just a joke post.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaunbadia View Post
    As soon as I saw this thread in the most last post column next to The Free For All I was like "This had better still be open". I was not disappointed.

    Anyway, I've mentioned what I like on here before and I've done it so it's not really a fantasy as such, so I'm not entirely sure what else I could possibly contribute to this thread that isn't just a joke post.
    There are may aspects to this debate. For example, is chocolate in bed a good aphrodisiac?

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    Here's mine summed up.



    Oh and Joey you would be in trouble if you went to see my dental hygenist. I actually look forward to going to the dentist.
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    I'm like the dexter of masturbation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joey Joe-Joe Jnr Shabadoo View Post
    There are may aspects to this debate. For example, is chocolate in bed a good aphrodisiac?
    Meh, I'm more of a savoury person than a sweet person.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaunbadia View Post
    Meh, I'm more of a savoury person than a sweet person.
    Sausage roll?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Joey Joe-Joe Jnr Shabadoo View Post
    Oh and every time Leicester City lose a football match, I get the horn.
    erm... die?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry View Post
    Sausage roll?
    Honestly, I don't think there's any food that I would personally consider an aphrodisiac.

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    How about cock shaped wieners?

    Oh wait a second....

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    I don't understand food with sex.

    Food make me loagey.

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    Is it my imagination or at a quick glance they look like chocolate fingers being chucked at that girl?

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    this thread's pretty fun to read, especially joe miller's posts, made hilarious with his new avatar.



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