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    Not Safe For Work Sexual Fantasy Thread

    Now I know what you're thinking. We've had the http://www.nohomers.net/showthread.p...ldo-sex-thread

    But personally I think that lacked nuance and deeper sociological context. I mean a dildo is a dildo. Funny word? Check? Long and shaped like a penis? Check. odlid backwards? Check. But we need a modern debate with less pictures of dildos and more frank, honest admissions of what scenarios really turn us on as the comrades of NHC that we are.

    I'll begin that I have always found female dentists sexy. Even if it's a middle aged woman with a mole on her left cheek, it doesn't matter. What she does with a tongue retractor and the way she will bend over and ask me if she can remove my tartar like the filthy tart she is ...ooooooft.



    p.s. homosexual and bisexual fantasies are perfectly acceptable but I draw the line at paedophilia, bestiality, incest and fingering Donald Trump.

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    I had a female doctor once who I really liked. She was the one who gave me a blood test and seriously, she was the only person I'd ever want to do that to me.

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    i've already talked about this in the past but the thought of me being tied up/left bound and gagged by the woman i like/love is really enticing to me. to the point where i imagine her coming into my room, attacking me, tying me up and just leaving me wherever she does for me to struggle to get out. or, if i'm walking sometimes, i imagine a car pulling up to me and her coming out and grabbing me and putting me in it and me being taken to a location somewhere for me to be left, bound and gagged.

    i'm kinda talking about you-know-who, but it's more of a girl-i-like/crush thing in general. I've had this thought with pretty much every girl I've liked since freshman year. which is only like 3-4, but hey.

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    So almost being like a sex hostage is what would get your motor running?

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    Also I love the idea of being fucked by a younger guy. Not like illegal age I mean 16-18ish, someone who looks quite young and like I should be in charge of them but really they're the boss

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joey Joe-Joe Jnr Shabadoo View Post
    So almost being like a sex hostage is what would get your motor running?
    you could say that i s'pose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Spruce Moose View Post
    Also I love the idea of being fucked by a younger guy. Not like illegal age I mean 16-18ish, someone who looks quite young and like I should be in charge of them but really they're the boss
    8 o'clock alright for you Spruce?


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    well if you think you're ready to handle this be my guest

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry View Post
    8 o'clock alright for you Spruce?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Spruce Moose View Post
    well if you think you're ready to handle this be my guest

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    Boy this topic went from straight to gay to Disney faster than I had anticipated.


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    it's also gotten to the point where it's almost impossible for me to watch a show/movie where someone is tied up, or in the process of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skylark Jones View Post
    it's also gotten to the point where it's almost impossible for me to watch a show/movie where someone is tied up, or in the process of it.
    Because you'd jack off?

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    I'd definitely feel the need to. I'd try to finish watching before doing so, but sometimes it's harder{haha...} than other times

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joey Joe-Joe Jnr Shabadoo View Post
    Boy this topic went from straight to gay to Disney faster than I had anticipated.
    I could talk about my straight kinks, I have enough to go around. For example i'd like a woman to use a strap-on on me for sort of the same reasons as being fucked by a younger guy.

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    Whereas I'm more into guys who are older than me. Like, 17-20.

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    ah shoot, i'm 21 just out of range

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Spruce Moose View Post
    I could talk about my straight kinks, I have enough to go around. For example i'd like a woman to use a strap-on on me for sort of the same reasons as being fucked by a younger guy.
    This might sound like an ignorant question from a heterosexual guy - taking man love for Arsene Wenger aside - but assuming you're bisexual, would you consider the fact your kink across the board is receiving a long implement up your ass an indication that on the scale between 'gay' and 'straight' on the bisexual-omitor, you are a 80-20 for our homosexual comrades? Also a more simple question, wouldn't a big dildo hurt yo anus like a bitch?

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    I'm just more into guys who are 17-20, but that's not to say I wouldn't be into someone just out of that range.

    And personally I'd say my gay to straight ratio would be like 60/40 at the moment.

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    I'd say i'm definitely more into guys than girls but I love titties and lady ass too much to tip the scale towards guys too much.

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    To briefly bring a political aspect into this thread.
    @Harry
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    David Cameron
    Nick Clegg
    Ed Miliband

    Shag, Marry or Die.

    Choose.

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    My ratio does change a bit though. Like today it's nearly 55/45.
    Quote Originally Posted by Joey Joe-Joe Jnr Shabadoo View Post
    To briefly bring a political aspect into this thread.
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    David Cameron
    Nick Clegg
    Ed Miliband

    Shag, Marry or Die.

    Choose.
    OK... Fuck Clegg, Marry Miliband, kill Cameron.

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    well that's the ultimate boner killer. Marry Ed, fuck Clegg, kill Cameron I guess.

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    So you agree. Intriguing






























    Nah not really, I'd have picked the same. Cameron's face even looks like a smoothed over ball bag covered in Nick Clegg's jizz tears.

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    That and I couldn't wake up every day to or give pleasure to someone who I hate everything he stands for

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    My sexual fantasy? Hmm, I've always wanted a NoHomers Board orgy.

    With the male dominated userbase here, things could get crazy awfully fast
    Right @Dobbie

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    As far as fantasies go I am a fan of being tied up and all that. Also have a strange fetish for girls wearing long skirts and long dresses, gives off an alluring sense of mystery.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lionel Hutz View Post
    My sexual fantasy? Hmm, I've always wanted a NoHomers Board orgy.

    With the male dominated userbase here, things could get crazy awfully fast
    Right @Dobbie
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