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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaunbadia View Post
    Yeeeeeeaaaaahhhh...the phrase "The lady doth protest too much, methinks" comes to mind. I mean, if she were THAT repulsed by two guys fucking, she wouldn't actively seek it out to such an extent. She probably secretly got off on watching guys fuck.
    She would frequently create alternate AOL accounts, go into gay chat rooms, troll them and fuck with them then insult and bash, and then send chats out like "LOL LOOK I GOT THOSE GAYS REAL GOOD."

    I really didn't get it. She was highly conservative, home-schooled all her kids, probably taught them to hate homosexuals. As soon as anyone revealed themselves to be gay she'd bash the hell out of them until they left. I know she got reported a few times, too.
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    You've had intercourse, @Startug?
    I wish. I'm just imagining a scenario of high heels on my back and it hurting like hell. I can fantasize about it though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kupomog View Post
    I really didn't get it. She was highly conservative, home-schooled all her kids, probably taught them to hate homosexuals. As soon as anyone revealed themselves to be gay she'd bash the hell out of them until they left. I know she got reported a few times, too.
    I hate people like that. I am somewhat a Christian, still seeking for some faith, but I am a very tolerant person and I support the gay community. If God said you can't be gay, but he made gay people, that's not very fair now is it? Being homeschooled, I was taught to have an open mind and not to hate people.

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    The sad thing is I otherwise liked her very much and she was a great cook and sent me cookies through postal service (which somehow stayed fresh). She was super funny, knew her Simpsons Trivia well, and was once even a member here but sort of alienated herself. I befriended her quite easily but the homophobia was hard to come to terms with.

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    I have a thing for  voyeurism .

     I am a voyeur myself. 

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joey Joe-Joe Jnr Shabadoo View Post
    I get the appeal of spanking but what about those guys that like woman to stand on their naked body with high heels on?
    Yeah, that sort of shit scares me. You ever see CBT (Cock and Ball torture)? It's just...


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    You've had intercourse, @Startug?
    Heh...intercourse. So funny to see someone acting proper in such a blatantly filthy thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by kupomog View Post
    She would frequently create alternate AOL accounts, go into gay chat rooms, troll them and fuck with them then insult and bash, and then send chats out like "LOL LOOK I GOT THOSE GAYS REAL GOOD."

    I really didn't get it. She was highly conservative, home-schooled all her kids, probably taught them to hate homosexuals. As soon as anyone revealed themselves to be gay she'd bash the hell out of them until they left. I know she got reported a few times, too.
    Sounds like she needs to munch a cunt and get over herself

    Imagine if her kids came out to her in a fashion somewhat like this


    Heh, her reaction would probably be like Capitan Hero's now that I think about it.

    Quote Originally Posted by kupomog View Post
    The sad thing is I otherwise liked her very much and she was a great cook and sent me cookies through postal service (which somehow stayed fresh). She was super funny, knew her Simpsons Trivia well, and was once even a member here but sort of alienated herself. I befriended her quite easily but the homophobia was hard to come to terms with.
    Wait...did she gay bash anyone on here?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaunbadia View Post
    Yeah, that sort of shit scares me. You ever see CBT (Cock and Ball torture)? It's just...
    That shit is TERRIFYING. I once saw what was basically a "best of" CBT clip show. There was clothes pins and electrocution and high heels and paddles and more... I can honestly say that by the end of it, as a woman, MY penis hurt just from watching.

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    Sounds like even Hilary Clinton's cock would hurt after watching that shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaunbadia View Post
    Wait...did she gay bash anyone on here?
    This was over 8 or so years ago so I can't really remember, but I don't believe she did. She did make her feelings highly known, though, which probably contributed to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smiling Politely View Post
    I can honestly say that by the end of it, as a woman, MY penis hurt just from watching.
    Ah, yes. The phantom penis of empathy.

    Hey, there's another thing. Penis envy. Any of you female members got it?

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    Maybe I'd want one for a day to see what it's like, but otherwise no. My lady bits and I are real friendly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smiling Politely View Post
    My lady bits and I are real friendly.


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    Fair enough. How about you @kupomog and @Food Blog?

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    Didn't extend past the general curiosity of "I wonder what it'd be like to have a penis for a day and shoot cum?"

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    It's odd, because I know penis envy is a well known theory, but I've never heard any guys (With the exception of those who get sex changes) ponder about having a vagina.

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    so anyway @Shaunbadia how is your sex life


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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaunbadia View Post
    It's odd, because I know penis envy is a well known theory, but I've never heard any guys (With the exception of those who get sex changes) ponder about having a vagina.
    I've wondered what it feels like to have nothing there, but I wouldn't want one, what with the bleeding and all.

    It would be nice to try it in sex, though.
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    I knew a friend of mine who wanted to have boobs for a few hours to see how often they get in the way.

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    Well I just had to explain why one of my browser tabs said "the history of the dildo" to one of my coworkers, that was fun!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Handsome B. Wonderful View Post
    so anyway @Shaunbadia how is your sex life
    It's so-so at the moment.

    Quote Originally Posted by Steve View Post
    Well I just had to explain why one of my browser tabs said "the history of the dildo" to one of my coworkers, that was fun!
    Why would you go into a thread with a title like "The history of the dildo" while at work?

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    It wasn't NSFW-tagged

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    Yeah, I was thinking Joey should have probably tagged it NSFW when he made it. But come on...The History of the Dildo hardly screams "Family Friendly", does it?

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    maybe he misread it as the history of dill pickles?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LOL View Post
    I knew a friend of mine who wanted to have boobs for a few hours to see how often they get in the way.
    Maybe he could wear a set of those fake rubber ones that guys use for breast feeding kids when the mom isn't around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaunbadia View Post
    It's odd, because I know penis envy is a well known theory, but I've never heard any guys (With the exception of those who get sex changes) ponder about having a vagina.
    I have had fleeting curious thoughts about this sort of thing, but I don't think these thoughts particularly apply to me personally, just a pure curiousity

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    I see @Steve has remedied the lack of NSFW tag. BTW, what did your co-worker say when he saw the tab...and what did you say to him?

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    Hey guys I'm back what have I missed?

    *reads entire thread*

    See ya guys forever again...

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    Who was that guy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManiacalRoboKiller View Post
    Hey guys I'm back what have I missed?

    *reads entire thread*

    See ya guys forever again...

    Bullshit! Since when did you have a problem with this sort of thing?


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    He just wanted to be funeh.



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