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    The only animated shows I've seen that Rule 34 themselves (As in actually show full-on fucking) are Drawn Together and South Park. Aside from that, I can't think of anything aside from the occasional nudity in shows like Family Guy and American Dad that gets uncensored on DVD.
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    I love the theme to the AD! XXX parody. It's also pretty catchy too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaunbadia View Post
    The only animated shows I've seen that Rule 34 themselves (As in actually show full-on fucking) are Drawn Together and South Park. Aside from that, I can't think of anything aside from the occasional nudity in shows like Family Guy and American Dad that gets uncensored on DVD.
    I've wanted to Rule 34 my animated series, but not in poor taste. FCC would be pretty pissed though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaunbadia View Post
    The only animated shows I've seen that Rule 34 themselves
    Totally read that thinking that South Park has full-on uploaded porn of its main characters. Just no ...
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    Fun Fact: I knew a guy named Sean Remy whose dad worked in the porn business as a cinematographer. I forget the dad's name, but I know he's in the AVN Hall of Fame iirc.

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    What I've always wondered is why heterosexual guys love - and I mean LOVE - lesbian porn yet, unless I'm mistaken, most heterosexual girls are not into male gay porn. I know guys generally watch more porn than girls but even those girls who claim to be straight aren't into 2 dudes schlepping their shlongs like a ping pong match.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Food Blog View Post
    Totally read that thinking that South Park has full-on uploaded porn of its main characters. Just no ...
    You know what I mean, like actually shown stuff of characters fucking in the episodes themselves. We've seen Kyle's parents fucking, Cartman's mom getting fucked by a plumber, Butters and Cartman with each others dicks in their mouths, Butters being anally violated by a giant vibrating probe, Mrs. Garrison getting fucked by Richard Dawkins...there's more that I could keep going on with but I can't be bothered.

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    Oh God...I forgot about that one...remember later in the episode when Garrison is scissoring female Xerxes from 300?

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    The Richard Dawkins one... totally forgot about it. Which episode was that?

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    Seeing two guys kissing was popular with girls in the "emo" subculture to the point where guys would pretend to be bisexual to get attention. This was like fourteen year olds, mind. People mistaking finding something erotic for thinking it's cute. Outside of that I haven't heard many girls say that gay male action was hot.

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    It's the "Go God Go" 2-parter @Startug.

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    It's the "Go God Go" 2-parter @Startug.
    Crap. I used to have those two on my hard drive, but then I decided to select the episodes I considered the best ones and saved them on all seasons. What a mistake. I accidentally left out Cartman Joins NAMBLA as well, which I later redownloaded.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Food Blog View Post
    Seeing two guys kissing was popular with girls in the "emo" subculture to the point where guys would pretend to be bisexual to get attention. This was like fourteen year olds, mind. People mistaking finding something erotic for thinking it's cute. Outside of that I haven't heard many girls say that gay male action was hot.
    I remember that. We didn't have much of it at my School but I do remember some emo guys trying to pull that bisexual shit for the sake of getting girls, but when push came to shove most of them couldn't put a penis where there mouth is

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    Probably because an emo biting down on a penis would probably cause a Niagra Falls like blood flow, the likes of which you've never seen.

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    My explanation for why I watch gay porn has always been because I like dick, therefore 2 times the dick (or more) is a plus for me whether they are into women or not. Straight porn is kinda boring. Lesbian porn is only watched when requested of me by the husband but I prefer it to straight porn as well.

    Also when I was 13 some woman I knew online was a total homophobe and would link me to gay porn to talk about how horrible it is but I just ended up liking it. It was some of the first times I ever even saw porn.
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    I think we all agree straight porn is boring, especially the clichéd:

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    I think I might submit my porn script to Hustler or somewhere. It's called "Chuck Gets to Fuck" and it's about a guy named Chuck who fucks people.

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    When I watch porn, it's usually just based on a fetish that I have that I kinda prefer not to release publicly, just asked in private message because of how embarrassing it is...

    It's actually  spanking .

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    I didn't know lesbian porn was popular. I enjoy both gay and straight porn, but I've never even watched lesbians.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Financial Panther View Post
    I didn't know lesbian porn was popular. I enjoy both gay and straight porn, but I've never even watched lesbians.
    How is that possible? Shaunbadia, guys, anyone?

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    Anyone know what it's like to have a fetish? I'm genuinely curious, does it make you feel special or do you wish it hadn't ever started?

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    I must admit, I don't really have sexual fetishes. But I do enjoy a more "rough" lesbian scene, but it's not like S & M or even dildos - great topic OP - but just feisty bitches. Think an anorexic, hot, Miss Trunchbull having a cat fight with a young Anne Robinson.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joey Joe-Joe Jnr Shabadoo View Post
    Probably because an emo biting down on a penis would probably cause a Niagra Falls like blood flow, the likes of which you've never seen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kupomog View Post
    when I was 13 some woman I knew online was a total homophobe and would link me to gay porn to talk about how horrible it is but I just ended up liking it. It was some of the first times I ever even saw porn.
    Yeeeeeeaaaaahhhh...the phrase "The lady doth protest too much, methinks" comes to mind. I mean, if she were THAT repulsed by two guys fucking, she wouldn't actively seek it out to such an extent. She probably secretly got off on watching guys fuck.

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    When I watch porn, it's usually just based on a fetish that I have that I kinda prefer not to release publicly, just asked in private message because of how embarrassing it is...

    It's actually  spanking .
    That's nothing to be embarrassed about man, everyone has a a little something special they like whether they know it or not. I for one have kind of a thing for being dominated...not full on BDSM...some of that shit is horrific. But a woman who isn't afraid to take control and get a little rough with it is good

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    How is that possible? Shaunbadia, guys, anyone?
    Fucked if I know.

    Quote Originally Posted by Food Blog View Post
    Anyone know what it's like to have a fetish? I'm genuinely curious, does it make you feel special or do you wish it hadn't ever started?
    Um...it doesn't make me feel special or anything. I've never actually had to bring it up to any of my partners. I tend to kiss and nibble a girl's lower neck a little during foreplay and usually they just sorta return the favour and it progresses naturally into a little light roughness on their part.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Food Blog View Post
    Anyone know what it's like to have a fetish? I'm genuinely curious, does it make you feel special or do you wish it hadn't ever started?
    I think it can actually spice it up a little bit. It sometimes makes sex a little more fun and sometimes adventurous for both partners.

    As I said, I'm pretty much into spanking. Both ways.

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    I was pretty much thinking that about the "homophobic" woman. Yeah right! She just felt bad for not being able to turn away.

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    I get the appeal of spanking but what about those guys that like woman to stand on their naked body with high heels on?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joey Joe-Joe Jnr Shabadoo View Post
    I get the appeal of spanking but what about those guys that like woman to stand on their naked body with high heels on?
    It's fun if done right. Otherwise I tell the cunt to get off and leave me alone.

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    You've had intercourse, @Startug?




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